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“R-Patz And Blair Waldorf Are Shacking Up?” asks a clueless Perez Hilton, who goes on to write, “Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester has apparently been shacking up with our beloved Robert Pattinson!”

Perez, who calls Meester a “sneaky little maneater,” claims “sources have spotted RPatz entering Meester’s NYC apartment, and we’re guessing he made that good girl go bad all night long, because our boo didn’t leave until the next morning!!”

Would these be the same “sources” who told him Fidel Castro is dead and Jaclyn Smith shot herself in the head?

According to a magical spy Perez cites, Pattinson “ducked out of the building and hopped into a waiting car. He apparently spent the night with Leighton, and didn’t want anyone to know… She talks with Rob almost daily.”

In a misguided cheap shot at Kristen Stewart, the bad blogger then says, “SURE KStew is going to be EXTRA SOUR when she reads this.”

Actually the only thing sour is Perez’s “reporting.”

A source close to Meester assures Gossip Cop this tale is untrue.

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Would those be the same reliable sources he relied on when he declared that Jaclyn Smith had shot herself in the head or that Fidel Castro is dead?

We only ask because, once again, Perez is dead wrong.

But we’ll get to that in a moment.

According to Perez, Lohan gets “paid in ca$$$h,” to which he then asks, “Drug money?!”

Not only is that inaccurate, but it also completely crosses the line.

However, Perez doesn’t leave it alone. After making that allegation, he tried to trend on Twitter the phrase, “#pray4lindsay.”

Yes, Gossip Cop saw that tweet, even though Perez is so afraid of us – and our fact-checking ways – that he’s blocked us on Twitter.

Nor did it escape Lohan’s attention. She responded via Twitter, “your statement couldn’t be more wrong in every single way. And I find your accusations and slanderous remarks to be gross.”

Funny, Perez is always alleging others have a variety of issues, but Gossip Cop seems to remember this very interesting Perez tweet.

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We always see a potential wreck when we see the words, “Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com.” (SEE Fidel Castro is dead and Jaclyn Smith shoots herself in the head.)

And Perez didn’t disappoint in a piece about Kendra Wilkinson, whose football player husband Hank Baskett lost in the Super Bowl. (And oh, Baskett plays football, Perez, not basketball.)

Anyway, in an article titled, “Kendra Keeps Up The Dramatics, Cancels Filming!!” Perez first writes, “All right, all right, we can only be SO sympathetic, but this is effin RIDIC!”

Then he claims, “Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Kendra is being such a DRAMA QUEEN about the loss that she personally cancelled filming of her E! reality show, Kendra, today!!!”

“How completely UNPROFESSIONAL! It’s JUST a game,” says Perez, adding, “Nobody died, sweetheart, the game didn’t go the way you wanted it, now wipe the tears, get your shiz together, and think about the entire crew of people who make a living following YOUR ASS around that you’ve inconvenienced by delaying your production.”

No, here’s what’s “effin RIDIC” — Perez NEVER fact-checks his stories.

Rather than Gossip Cop busting Perez (again), we’ll let Wilkinson’s words speak for themselves. She tweeted, “hahaha my show is filming me right now reading the article that I canceled my show..stupid ass LIARS!!!!!!”

She then further zings the bad blogger with another tweet: “get your facts right PEREZ before u say stuff!!!!!!!!! My camera crew is like my family!!!!!!!!”

As usual, what’s “completely UNPROFESSIONAL!” is Perez’s reporting.

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Lindsay Lohan's New Year's Eve tweet

The stars have been all a-Twitter as we say goodbye to this decade and usher in 2010. Below are the New Year’s Eve tweets from your favorite celebrities.

Simply click on their names to see their New Year’s tweets!

Gossip Cop will keep updating this post so you can come back for the stars’ latest New Year’s wishes, and resolutions that they’ve decided to make — and will probably break.

Lindsay Lohan  

Samantha Ronson  

Ben Stiller 

Paula Abdul 

Alyssa Milano

Ashton Kutcher

Demi Moore

Ellen DeGeneres

Randy Jackson

Adam Lambert

Jessica Simpson

Nicole Richie

Joan Rivers 

John Stamos

Bob Saget

Joy Behar

Tori Spelling

Ashley Tisdale

LL Cool J

Pamela Anderson

Neil Diamond

Jonas Brothers

Rose McGowan

Denise Richards

Katy Perry

Jason Mraz 

Demi Lovato 

Chelsea Handler

Star Jones

Larry King

Kendra Wilkinson

Sanaa Lathan

Jaclyn Smith

Bill Rancic

Kim Kardashian 

Diddy

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All week Gossip Cop‘s been counting down some of our “favorite” rumors, including special batches devoted to Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

Today, as Americans settle in for an evening of eating and good cheer, we offer 20 of the biggest pre-Thanksgiving “turkeys” we’ve carved up this year. Enjoy!

20. Brad Pitt Builds a $83,000 Gerbil Run

This is officially the second-silliest celebrity gerbil rumor we’ve ever heard.

19. Daniel Radcliffe to Get Naked as Harry Potter

British accents do make nudity classy, but this rumor was Hogwarts hogwash.

18. Dr. Phil to Die Within Three Years

Well, of course. That’s when the Mayan calendar ends!

17. Elvis Grandson Gets $5 Million Record Deal

And here we thought the music business was in trouble.

16. Mary-Kate Olsen Accepts Fictional Marriage Proposal

We can’t wait for the fictional wedding and divorce!

15. “Friends” Movie in the Works

If Gunther says it’s true, well by gosh, it’s… probably not.

14. Purported Jimmy Kimmel-Sarah Silverman Sex Tape Emerges

Then, when it’s not Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman, is never again mentioned.

13. “If It’s Star, It Must Not be True.”

Pretty accurate response to this ridiculous rumor with no weight.

12. Lindsay Lohan Thrown Out of New York Hotel

Quite the trick for someone in Texas.

11. Lindsay Lohan and “Boyfriend” Rock Morocco

At least the geography was right on this one, even if the facts weren’t.

10. Oprah and Whitney Houston: Fight! Fight! Fight!

The daytime queen and the diva in a rumble for the ages.

9. World’s Greatest Songwriter Gives Charity; World’s Worst Blogger Misses Point

Bob Dylan and Perez Hilton make a delightfully odd pair, no?

8. Kardashian Konfusion Makes for Krazy “Switcheroo” Rumors

Site claims one sister’s “wedding” is just a Trojan horse for another’s wedding. Seriously.

7. Ben Stiller Splits from Wife

No, no he didn’t.

6. Leonardo DiCaprio Dating Whitney Port

He was once in “Titanic” and her last name is a nautical term. That’s where this story ends.

5. George Clooney Becomes Brangelina’s Wacky Neighbor

Still a chance he’ll live above their garage like the Fonz.

4.  Jennifer Aniston Hates Children, Drunk Dials, Becomes Talk Show Host

We look forward to seeing how all of this affects the “Friends” movie.

3. Spencer Pratt Sets Up Sister’s DUI Arrest

As stupid, desperate and awful a wrong rumor as we’ve seen…

2. Jaclyn Smith Attempts Suicide

…Except for this.

1. Usher Becomes Jewish

We end on the lighter side… and with no further comment.

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Perez “Scoop” Hilton has not only once again reported complete fiction, but he also frightened friends and family members of Jaclyn Smith. The bad blogger wrote, “According to reports we are getting from multiple sources in Latin America,Charlie’s Angels actres (sic)Jaclyn Smith attempted suicide on Tuesday while at her vacation house in Islas de la Bahia in Honduras… Jaclyn was airlifted via helicopter to a hospital in San Pedro Sula, with a gun wound in her head.” He added, “Smith is in critical condition.”

Perez’s reporting is in worse shape than critical condition.

Guess Smith recovered quickly because she just Tweeted, “THESE REPORTS ARE FALSE. Jaclyn is fine and well,” and “Jaclyn is safe and home with her family. She is not in Honduras. It is a lie.”

“Multiple sources,” Perez, or maybe someone has multiple personalities?