In Touch Kourtney Kardashian Michael Girgenti Scott Disick

March 27th, 2013

“Scott’s Not Mason’s Father!” blares the cover of In Touch, which claims Scott Disick isn’t the real dad of Kourtney Kardashian’s 3-year-old son.

Citing “a new bombshell paternity claim,” the tab writes, “LA-based model Michael Girgenti, who worked with Kourtney Kardashian on a 944 magazine photo shoot in 2008, exclusively tells this week’s In Touch that he believes he is potentially Mason Disick’s biological father.”

Sound familiar?

In Touch Kim Kardashian

March 20th, 2013

“Kim’s 200-lb. Nightmare: I Can’t Stop Eating!” screams a ridiculous cover from In Touch, which claims a pregnant Kim Kardashian “can’t cope with her drastic weight gain.”

According to the magazine, the reality star has been “bingeing on high-calorie foods to the point that she’s literally busting out of her clothes.”

Seriously?

Alex Roldan In Touch Khloe Kardashian Kris Jenner

March 13th, 2013

Khloe Kardashian “Rejected By Her Father,” blares the cover of In Touch, which is once again recycling the tired rumor that the late Robert Kardashian is not the reality star’s true dad.

In a story that seems lifted from an episode of “Days of Our Lives,” the mag claims Kardashian’s real dad is Kris Jenner’s longtime hairdresser, Alex Roldan, with whom the momager allegedly “struck a deal” in order to “make sure he doesn’t reveal her secret.”

Uh…

In Touch Kanye West Kim Kardashian

March 7th, 2013

“Kim Kardashian: Pregnant & Alone,” blares the cover of In Touch, which claims Kanye West jetted off to Europe last month to “get away” from the reality star.

The magazine, which has been blasted by virtually every single member of the Kardashian-Jenner clan for continuously spreading false stories about the family, quotes a so-called “source” as saying about West, “His passion for Kim has cooled.”

Oh really?

In Touch Kim Kardashian

February 28th, 2013

The tabloids are working hard this week to try to convince readers that Kim Kardashian is far too selfish to ever be a good mother.

Gossip Cop already slammed a Life & Style report alleging the reality star was “worried” her baby would be “bad for business,” and now comes a tale from In Touch claiming a “vain” and “image-obsessed” Kardashian is “panicking about her pregnancy pounds.”

In a story titled, “Kim Hates Her New Body,” the mag says the reality mogul’s “desperate attempts to disguise her baby bump have friends concerned.”

Seriously?

In Touch Liam Hemsworth miley cyrus

February 20th, 2013

“Miley Falls Apart Without Liam,” blares a headline from In Touch, which claims Miley Cyrus turns into a “wild child” whenever fiancé Liam Hemsworth “isn’t by her side.”

The mag reports that Cyrus’ behavior “has those around her alarmed,” and quotes a supposed “insider” as saying, “She’s terribly erratic.”

How so?

Bruce Jenner In Touch Kris Jenner Todd Waterman

February 13th, 2013

Even after Kris Jenner and virtually every single member of her family blasted In Touch for continuously spreading false stories about the Kardashian-Jenner clan, the magazine still refuses to back off.

This week’s cover story features a photo of Kris and Bruce Jenner with the sensationalized headline, “Married to a Madwoman.”

Inside its pages, the magazine claims the momager “cheated” on Bruce with “the same man she was seeing behind Robert [Kardashian's] back, former soccer player Todd Waterman.”

Oh, really?

Britney Spears In Touch Nicki Minaj

February 13th, 2013

“Nicki Snubs Britney!” exclaims a headline from In Touch, which claims Nicki Minaj gave Britney Spears Spears a “chilly reception” at a Malibu restaurant on February 2.

The mag alleges that Minaj, who served as Spears’ opening act for her Femme Fatale tour and sang on her “Till The World Ends” remix, completely ignored the pop star during a run-in at trendy eatery Nobu.

How come?