In Touch Khloe Kardashian

May 23rd, 2013

“Khloe’s Body Obsession: Is She Going Too Far?” blares a headline from In Touch, which speculates that Khloe Kardashian’s recent weight loss may be unhealthy.

How so?

According to the mag, the reality star has “become hell-bent on improving herself from head to manicured toe — and those in her inner circle fear she’s going over the top.”

Really?

Amanda Bynes In Touch

May 23rd, 2013

Amanda Bynes is slamming In Touch for publishing what she claims are fake photos of herself.

On Wednesday, the magazine ran pictures allegedly showing the actress partying and smoking marijuana in her New York apartment and lying on an unmade bed with bloody, cut-up feet.

But now Bynes is bashing the tabloid, saying the pics are “altered.”

Blake Shelton In Touch Miranda Lambert

May 16th, 2013

“Miranda’s Marriage Crisis: Drinking to Escape the Loneliness?” blares a headline about Miranda Lambert from In Touch.

The mag reports that the star was “knocking back cocktails” and “rocking out” at the Kentucky Derby in Louisville, noting that Blake Shelton was “conspicuously absent from the wild night.”

Ooh, tell us more!

In Touch Justin Bieber Pattie Mallette

May 15th, 2013

“Justin’s Blowup With His Mom,” blares a headline from In Touch, which claims Justin Bieber “put his foot down” when his mom Pattie Mallette “wanted to use a picture of him on the cover of her book, ‘Nowhere But Up’” to draw sales.

The mag quotes author Marc Shapiro, who penned a number of unauthorized books about the teen singer, as saying, “When Justin found out, he refused to go along with it, and they had a series of arguments.”

Really?

In Touch Kanye West Kim Kardashian Riccardo Tisci

May 15th, 2013

Kim Kardashian is being abandoned by Kanye West for the twelfth week in a row in tabloid fantasy land, but now there’s a new wrinkle.

In Touch claims the pregnant reality star fears West is “gay” and has a boyfriend in Paris.

What?!

In Touch Maika Monroe Zac Efron

May 3rd, 2013

“Zac Efron Hooks Up With ‘At Any Price’ Co-Star Maika Monroe,” reads the headline of an In Touch “exclusive.”

According to the tabloid, “Zac and Maika have been spending a lot of time together at his house [in LA] and are definitely hooking up.”

Really?

In Touch Kim Kardashian

April 24th, 2013

“Kim’s New Meltdown: I’ll Never Be Sexy Again!” blares a cover from In Touch about a pregnant Kim Kardashian, whom the magazine claims is “freaking out about her body.”

The mag quotes a so-called “friend” as saying, “She’s always played up her sex appeal, so she’s terrified she won’t be able to get her body back after the baby is born.”

That’s why, says In Touch, Kardashian is considering going on an extreme “liquid diet” — while she’s pregnant.

Seriously?!

In Touch Kim Kardashian

April 10th, 2013

Kim Kardashian is being “paid to get fat!” blares the cover of In Touch, which claims the pregnant reality star is “packing on the pounds” in hopes of scoring a weight loss deal after her baby is born.

Wait a minute…