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Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy Not Working on Reconciliation

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In Touch took a short break from obsessing over teenage breasts to take a stab at relationship reporting.

It did not go well.

“They’ve been broken up for months and are even dating other people, but Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy haven’t given up on their relationship,” claims the tabloid.

Tabloid Makes Miley Cyrus Boob Job Boo Boo

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In Touch is fixated on breasts.

Specifically, those belonging to 17-year-old Miley Cyrus.

“She’s not even old enough to vote,” says the tabloid, “But Miley Cyrus wants breast implants.”

Oh, really?

CLAIM: Miley Cyrus spent $24,000 on Her Hair

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In Touch tries to create a new controversy for Miley Cyrus by claiming the 17-year-old star has rather expensive tastes when it comes to her hair. According to the tab’s “insider,” the teen queen “spent more than $24,000 on her recent extensions, importing the hair from Italy and flying out her New York stylist, Kristina Barricelli from Gemini 14 salon, to L.A. to do the ‘do.’”

Lady Gaga in Family Feud?

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In Touch claims Lady Gaga is “battling with her mom and dad over her little sister, Natali,” because the recent high school graduate would like to pursue a music career as well, but her folks, Cynthia and Joseph Germanotta, want her to go to college instead.

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry Reunion Rumors Still Untrue

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“Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry seem to be finding their way back to one another,” whispers In Touch in yet another out of touch item.

The tab builds its case around the June 14 trip to Disneyland Berry and Aubry took with their daughter Nahla.

Jennifer Aniston and Jason Sudeikis (Still) Not “In Touch”

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In Touch Weekly is doing what it can for the environment, recycling stories and conserving energy.

According to the tab, a platonic relationship between Jennifer Aniston and “SNL” player Jason Sudeikis has “turned increasingly romantic” since Sudeikis divorced wife Kay Cannon in March.

Claim of Sandra Bullock Adopting Again Is Out Of Touch

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Today’s In Touch offers a shocking headline: “Sandra’s New Secret: Baby No. 2. On The Way!”

As Jesse James “grovels,” continues the cover text, estranged wife Sandra Bullock’s “already planning a little sister for Louis.”

Wait, what?!

Brad Pitt’s Supposed Siberian Escape Just Another Snow Job

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‘Brad Finally Takes a Stand” is the headline of a piece in In Touch, which claims that “with tension escalating between him and his partner, Angelina Jolie, [Brad Pitt’s] decided to claim his career – and his life – even if he has to go to Siberia to do it.”

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