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Tiger Woods Eats Dinner; HollywoodLife Melts Down

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Tiger Woods has made many, many, many mistakes.

He deserves scrutiny and scorn for bringing scandal into his family.

But is HollywoodLife.com kidding with its latest twitchy (and bizarre) finger pointing?

Bumping Off Rumor of Gwen Stefani Pregnancy

Truth rating: 1
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No one pairs backhanded compliments and obliviousness with the panache of HollywoodLife.com.
“Are You Pregnant Now Too? Or Is That Just A Food Bump?” the site asks Gwen Stefani.

Wow.

“You looked amazing April 15 at Tod’s Beverly Hills reopening,” coos HollywoodLife, “But is that a little baby bump we see?”

That’s HollywoodLife: Reporting with the charm and delicacy of an anvil.

Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt Have Split, Despite Reports

Truth rating: 10
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In a piece titled, “Paris Hilton Denies Split From Doug Reinhardt,” UsMagazine.com writes, “Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt haven’t called it quits,” citing as the evidence Hilton’s tweet from yesterday: “Can’t a girl have a night out in Las Vegas with her sister without fake stories being posted?”

And had the socialite actually been responding to the Reinhardt rumor, the case would be closed.

But she wasn’t.

Site Must Be Ripped with Gerard Butler Jeans Story

Truth rating: 0
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“Gerard Butler Is One Loyal Guy… At Least When It Comes To His Wardrobe!” exclaims HollywoodLife.com.

Brace yourselves.

The accuracy-challenged site goes on to state, “He may not be able to commit to one lady, but that isn’t the case with his fave pair of jeans!”

Really?

Kristen Stewart’s Trip to Budapest: The Wrong Version

Truth rating: 0
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Whenever HollywoodLife.com claims to have “exclusive details,” Gossip Cop feels a shiver while local animals, sensing that something’s amiss, race for higher ground.

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s recent reunion in Budapest got a lot of buzz, so you just knew the site would hop on the bandwagon… and drive it straight into a ditch.

Dressing Down Site for Britney Spears Outfit Nonsense

Truth rating: 0
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COMMENTARY

Being (astoundingly) oblivious is, of course, nothing new for HollywoodLife.com. Usually, this cluelessness is at least good for a laugh.

Not today.

HollywoodLife, Where ARE Your Eyes You Naughty Site?

Truth rating: 0
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The (ahem) “crack” investigative team over at HollywoodLife has another mystery to solve.

Where did Gerard Butler’s hand go?

“If Gerry really is playing hide-and-go-seek with his paw,” titters the site, “it’s no wonder Jennifer Aniston looks so happy!”

Will Someone Please Explain The Concept of Death to HollywoodLife?

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This one is just ridiculous.

HollywoodLife.com, locked with Perez Hilton in a jaw-dropping race to the bottom, managed to get something right… and still come across as completely oblivious.

Above a screen shot of Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner looking somber during last night’s Oscars telecast, the site asks, “WHY SO GLUM, GUYS!? Do K-Stew and Taylor L. Realize They’re At the Oscars?”

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