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“Jennifer Aniston Left Town Before Angelina Jolie’s ‘Salt’ Premiere! She Just Couldn’t Stand The Heat!” reads another ridiculous headline from HollywoodLife, which goes on to preposterously write, “Kudos to Jen! She got out of town just in time to avoid the drama of ex-hubby Brad being in LA with Angie!”

Huh?

The site foolishly continues: “What a smart move on Jennifer Aniston’s part. She dipped out of town, July 19, heading to Heathrow Airport in London (where she landed on July 20), just as Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took over LA for the premiere of Angelina’s new action-thriller Salt!”

Wait, it gets worse.

HollywoodLife, which really knows nothing about the lives of Hollywood stars, then speculates, “Jen probably didn’t want to deal with all the drama associated with Brad being the center of attention. It would have been too much for her to handle, so it was wise choice for her to get away before he arrived with Angie.”

Or…

The real reason..

Aniston arrived in London earlier today because tomorrow she’s promoting her new fragrance at the famed Harrods department store.

Aniston’s flight to London has 100 percent to do with her perfume, “Jennifer Aniston” – which HollywoodLife wrongly called “Lolavie” yesterday – and absolutely zero to do with Brangelina.

Speaking of zero, that’s what we’re rating HollywoodLife’s latest failure – and we’re being extremely generous.

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Maybe a certain spottily reported site calls itself HollywoodLife precisely because it just won’t let anything die, especially its way off-base stories.

About three weeks ago, HollywoodLife mistook photos of Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler at Heathrow Airport in London to be a sign of a secret “romantic rendezvous.” (Uh, the two flew into London for the film’s premiere there. Whoops.)

The guffaw-inducing gaffe was followed the very next day by a piece in which the site gushed, “The PDA [on the red carpet] makes you wonder … The Bounty Hunter costars HAVE TO BE romantically involved!”

“HAVE TO BE”?

The writer of that post went on to ridiculously state that people who think Aniston and Butler were “just promoting their movie and aren’t dating at ALL… don’t know what chemistry looks like!” 

Gossip Cop has developed a serious case of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome repeatedly busting HollywoodLife’s craptastic reporting, while noting all along the two co-stars are just friends.

Fast-forward to today’s offering from HollywoodLife.

In a piece titled, “Jen, Gerard Is Finally Coming Clean About Your Relationship!” HollywoodLife laughably writes, “Gerard Butler has finally fessing (sic) up about his alleged romance with Jennifer Aniston - and claims that he and his The Bounty Hunter co-star are, well, just friends.”

“Finally Coming Clean”?

“Finally fessing up”?

Have we not said they’re “just friends” since the rumor began floating last July?

Even after HollywoodLife quotes Butler telling a radio show this morning, “If I was going out with Jennifer, I’d be more than happy to share with the world that I’m going out with Jennifer, but it’s just not true,” the site still won’t let it die.

The bad blog writes, “So Gerard, what you’re telling us is that Jen’s sexy salsa dance after the Madrid premiere of The Bounty Hunter did nothing for you, and that your romantic boat ride down the Seine in Paris March 27 was strictly platonic? We wonder if Jen, 41, agrees!”

Actually, she does – and again, we’ve been saying the same thing for months!

Unable to leave bad enough alone, HollywoodLife wishingly concludes, “There’s still hope for Gerard and Jen.”

While one could argue whether “there’s still hope for Gerard and Jen,” it’s obvious there’s no hope for HollywoodLife.

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Since HollywoodLife likes to start its stories with questions (because they rarely have the answers), we thought we’d ask one, too.

How is it that HollywoodLife is so clueless about Hollywood?

Today, the bad blog asks whether Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are “Having a Romantic Rendezvous in London?” 

The site then breathlessly writes, “HollywoodLife.com has discovered that the two co-stars recently arrived at London’s Heathrow Airport within hours of each other. Although Gerard was recently seen partying with Madonna at a private post-Oscars bash on March 7 — with eyewitnesses saying that she was ‘all over him’ — is he possibly attempting to smooth things over with his Bounty Hunter costar? Oh Jen, don’t let your heart get broken by a shameless flirt again!”

We’ll disregard the inaccurate info about Madonna, and get to the heart of the matter.

Here’s a newsflash for HollywoodLife: The reason Aniston and Butler are in London is not a “romantic rendezvous” – they’re premiering The Bounty Hunter there tomorrow night!

Oy.

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“Is love Blooming again for our Jen,” reads a headline in the Mirror, which tries to link Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom.

The article tauntingly asks, “If they’re just good Friends, how come Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom seem so keen not to be seen together?”

Aniston and Bloom both landed in London’s Heathrow airport yesterday, but didn’t want to be photographed together, which caused some journalists and bloggers to speculate that they were hiding more than just their faces.

The Mirror even reports that they “were seen sneaking off together in a car outside.”

Hardly sneaking.

In fact, Aniston and Bloom were spotted later… in Morocco!

They were both at a bash for the re-opening of Marrakech’s famed Hotel La Mamounia.

Oh, one more thing: Bloom was at the party with…  girlfriend Miranda Kerr.

Gossip Cop fully understands what Aniston and Bloom had to contend with. We’re still battling rumors from that same time we were in LAX as Rue McClanahan.

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