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Wow, what happens when a site completely misses the humor? You get headlines like Fametastic’s “Cameron Diaz to marry fan.”

Shockingly, Fametastic matter of factly reported how an unidentified fan at the Comic-Con convention in San Diego yelled out to Diaz, “Will you marry me?” to which the “What Happens in Vegas” star replied, “Yes! Where are you? Why not?”

Diaz, however, imposed one prenuptial condition. She asked her suitor, “Can we get married in Vegas? I always wanted to get married in Vegas.”

We’re waiting for Fametastic to follow up this report with their scoop of “Diaz to Honeymoon in Neverland.”