Eric Johnson Jessica Simpson National Enquirer

May 2nd, 2013

“Pregnant Jessica Driving Fiance Eric Nuts,” reads the headline of a National Enquirer article that goes on to claim that Jessica Simpson “has become so obsessed with yoga and meditation that she has little time for anything else, including her husband-to-be, former NFL player Eric Johnson.”

According to the tabloid, Simpson “shuts herself away for hours at a time, sitting cross-legged and chanting,” and while Johnson is “happy she’s being healthy… this is way too extreme.”

Really?

Eric Johnson Jessica Simpson Joe Simpson OK! Tina Simpson

April 18th, 2013

“With her wedding date finally set for September, Jessica Simpson is facing a major family drama that has cast a shadow over her marriage plans,” begins a piece from OK!, which claims the star’s parents’ divorce is making her upcoming wedding a “nightmare.”

How so?

Eric Johnson Jessica Simpspon Radaronline

April 5th, 2013

“The Date is Set! Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson Pick Wedding Day,” blares a headline from RadarOnline, which has a poor track record when it comes to the couple.

According to the webloid, the pair will marry “just one month after” Simpson gives birth to their second child.

Really?

Eric Johnson Jessica Simpson

February 13th, 2013

“Jessica Simpson’s fiancé just went from failed NFL player to failed fashion designer,” claims Star.

According to the tabloid, the fashion entrepreneur “has scrapped plans to put baby daddy Eric Johnson in charge of a new menswear line.”

Star explains that Simpson’s business partners “hated Eric’s designs.”

Eric Johnson Jessica Simpson

February 8th, 2013

“Eric Johnson doesn’t have to go to Vegas; he’s already hit the jackpot as the fiancé of pregnant Jessica Simpson,” declares Star.

In fact, says the magazine, “Jessica’s friends and family have nicknamed [him] ‘Jackpot Johnson’ behind his back.”

Seriously?

Eric Johnson In Touch Jessica Simpson

February 6th, 2013

According to In Touch, Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson have “found the ideal place” to wed — in their “new backyard.”

The magazine goes on to explain that the couple is “in the process of buying a $13 million Hidden Hills, Calif., mansion previously owned by Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne, and they’re planning to say ‘I do’ on the sprawling lawn.”

Really?

Eric Johnson In Touch Jessica Simpson

January 31st, 2013

“Jessica: Pregnant & Betrayed,” blares a sensationalized headline from In Touch, which claims Jessica Simpson’s world has been rocked by news that Eric Johnson’s ex-wife is writing a “tell-all book that could brand her a home wrecker.”

According to the tabloid, “Keri Johnson has a tell-all book in the works that reportedly will dish on the fact that Eric was still married when he first hooked up with Jessica.”

Really?

Eric Johnson Jessica Simpson The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

January 16th, 2013

Jessica Simpson stopped by “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” on Tuesday to talk about her second pregnancy, as well as her newly-announced sitcom.

Asked why she and fiancé Eric Johnson have yet to tie the knot after being engaged for two years, the singer gave an amusingly risqué response.