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October 24th, 2012

“He may be the biggest star in the world, but even Tom Cruise needs a wingman,” begins a piece in Star.

According to the magazine, Cruise has “turned to his 17-year-old son [Connor Cruise] to help him find a replacement for Katie Holmes.”

For real?

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June 8th, 2012

“Tom Cruise bans his DJ son Connor from speaking for himself during interviews,” claims the Daily Telegraph.

According to the Australian paper, “the talented young Cruise couldn’t speak for himself on the record” during a recent alleged meeting.

Wow, really?

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February 9th, 2012

Tom Cruise is “losing control of his kids,” according to In Touch.

The magazine insists that the star is “struggling” with Isabella and Connor, his two adopted children with ex-wife Nicole Kidman.

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November 9th, 2011

Tom Cruise‘s adopted son Connor is “desperate for his dad’s love,” reports In Touch, which characterizes the father and son’s relationship as “strange and cold.” Connor’s also reportedly extremely jealous of his five-year-old sister, Suri. Seriously?

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August 1st, 2011

Connor Cruise, son of Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman, is an aspiring DJ, and HollywoodLife claims the 16-year-old just made a major move in his career.

The site picks up a report from the equally lame MediaTakeOut that says Cruise “has been tapped by Lil Wayne to be part of his Young Money & Cash Money Billionaires roster.”

“He will allegedly be producing beats at the label,” adds HollywoodLife, “and may even go on tour with some of the most famous artists, including Lil Wayne and Drake!”

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November 23rd, 2010

“Tom’s worried about Connor,” reads the headline of a piece in In Touch about Tom Cruise and his 15-year-old son Connor. The tab says Cruise is concerned his son is “growing up too fast.” How so?

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July 21st, 2010

“Isabella Wants To Ditch Tom & Katie,” blares an In Touch headline about Isabella Cruise, Tom Cruise’s daughter with ex-wife, Nicole Kidman.

The mag claims 17-year-old Isbaella is “caught in a tug of war between” Kidman and Cruise’s current wife, Katie Holmes.

Since Cruise hangs out with son Connor, and “Katie and [daughter] Suri shop,” says the mag, Isabella “never feels like she fits in… but Nicole ‘gets’ her.”

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January 26th, 2010

“Suri Cruise Wants to be Actress,” declares Hollyscoop authoritatively.

The site even says the three-and-a-half year old’s alleged life decision “does not surprise us,” and that “her parents couldn’t be more thrilled.”

Really?