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Chuck Lorre

Denise Richards Passed Up “Two and a Half Men” Part Because of Sheen?

Truth rating: 5
(TMZ)

“Denise Richards has turned down an offer to appear on the premiere episode of ‘Two and a Half Men,’ because she thinks Charlie Sheen would make her life miserable,” claims TMZ.

According to the site, “Producers offered Denise a guest starring role for the debut with Ashton Kutcher, but they say she told them she wouldn’t do it because ‘She would never hear the end of it from Charlie.’” Really?

REPORT: Charlie Sheen’s Character Dies in Subway Accident

(CBS)

Charlie Sheen’s “Two and a Half Men” character, Charlie Harper, reportedly dies in a grisly subway accident.

Last night’s season premiere taping is said to have included the revelation that Harper flew to Paris with and married Melanie Lynskey’s Rose character, was subsequently caught in the shower with another woman, and then “slipped” while waiting for the subway the following day, according to TMZ.

Rose reportedly describes his demise as a “meat explosion.”

Ashton Kutcher Tapes First “Two and a Half Men” as “Charlie Harper” Dies

Truth rating: 10
(CBS)

Ashton Kutcher debuted in front of the “Two and a Half Men” cameras last night, as he taped the first post-Charlie Sheen episode, a season premiere featuring the funeral of Sheen’s Charlie Harper character.

Details about the episode have been kept secret, with scenes reportedly being shot out of sequence and in multiple takes to preserve the mystery.

Series creator and Sheen nemesis Chuck Lorre has not revealed how Harper dies on the show.

REPORT: Charlie Harper’s Funeral Set for “Two and a Half Men” Premiere

(CBS)

Charlie Sheen’s character’s funeral will reportedly be featured in the season premiere of “Two and a Half Men.”

Former girlfriends of the show’s Charlie Harper will return for the occasion, and the expected two-part episode will also involve his house being put up for sale.

New addition Ashton Kutcher is supposedly among the potential “buyers,” as are characters from show creator Chuck Lorre’s other series.

Charlie Sheen Publicly Wishes Ashton Kutcher “Congrats”

Truth rating: 10
(GettyImages)

Despite Charlie Sheen’s issues with “Two and a Half Men” and its creator Chuck Lorre, the actor still reached out to his replacement Ashton Kutcher to congratulate him on the new gig.

Sheen tweeted, “#Winning Congrats to the cast and crew…CBS & WB..! My best to @aplusk [Kutcher]!! The show must go on… You got the right guy!”

OFFICIAL: Ashton Kutcher Joins “Two and a Half Men”

Truth rating: 10
(GettyImages.com)

It’s official: Ashton Kutcher has joined “Two and a Half Men.”

Warner Bros: Charlie Sheen Needs to Shut Up About “Men”

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Charlie Sheen is NOT in discussions to return to “Two and a Half Men,” according to a letter sent by Warner Bros. to the erstwhile star’s legal team.

Recently, Sheen has said that he’s in “discussions” to come back to the series, currently in limbo after the actor’s epic public implosion and falling out with “Men” creator Chuck Lorre. In one interview, Sheen claimed there was an 85% chance of a return.

But in the Warner Bros. letter, the studio makes it clear that Sheen is not welcome, and that his claims of negotiations are not true.

Charlie Sheen Wants to Make Peace with Chuck Lorre

Truth rating: 9
(UStream)

Charlie Sheen blasted “Two and a Half Men” creator/executive producer Chuck Lorre in the past as a “turd” and “maggot.” And that was just the tip of the iceberg. But last night, while performing at Radio City Music Hall in New York, Sheen acknowledged Lorre was a good comedy writer and even said he would apologize to him.

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