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“Jen’s Secret New Year’s Elopement!” reads a headline from OK! magazine, which claims Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are planning to tie the knot in upstate New York some time this week.

A so-called “insider” for the tab divulges, “They are both incredibly excited; Jen can’t believe it’s actually happening!” noting, “They’re writing their own vows, and she’s already rewritten hers countless times.”

According to this same source, eloping to upstate New York is ideal for Theroux because “his friends and family are mostly on the East Coast, so they can have a party right after the wedding.”

The alleged “insider” also claims to know all about Aniston’s “classic” wedding dress, describing her top two choices as “a caramel shift design and an off-white column style, both by Carolina Herrera.”

“Jen’s longtime hairdresser, Chris McMillan, will do her hair, and Justin’s pal Terry Richardson will take photos,” adds the source.

On the wedding guest list, says the mag, are “Jen and Justin’s mutual pals like Ben Stiller and his wife, Christine Taylor, as well as Robert Downey, Jr.,” and Aniston’s close friend Chelsea Handler.

We’re starting to wonder if OK! is also on the guest list, considering how many intimate “details” about the alleged ceremony they claim to know.

Now that’s a laugh.

Regardless, a rep for Aniston tells Gossip Cop, “It’s all made up.”

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We thought we might escape 2009 without any more ridiculous Robert Pattinson romance rumors.

We worried we wouldn’t have another chance to laugh and laugh and laugh…

And then we saw this.

Yes, hard partying singer Amy Winehouse has “developed a crush” on Pattinson and “finds him and the idea of vampires incredibly sexy.” So sexy, in fact, she’s “threatening to have a vampire-themed blowout” at her home on New Year’s Eve.

News of Winehouse’s crush comes from Janet Charlton’s Hollywood, which infamously alleged Spencer Pratt‘s sister suspected him of setting up her DUI arrest and announced (wrongly) that Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor had split.

But, hey, why should that track record of failure influence our response to Charlton’s statement, “Are we imagining things or does Rob look a little like Amy’s ex-husband Blake [Fielder]? Picture Rob in a wife-beater.”

So, Gossip Cop fans: Robert Pattinson and Amy Winehouse. Couple to watch in 2010?

Just kidding.

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UPDATE: Another victory for Gossip Cop. Janet Charlton’s Hollywood has since pulled down her completely inaccurate report!

“Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor Split,” screams the headline from the blog Janet Charlton’s Hollywood.

Charlton then begins her story with “We didn’t see this one coming.” Yeah, well no one did because it’s 100 percent NOT TRUE. 

The bad blogger continues by saying that an “inside source” told her that Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor have “put their house on the market for a good reason: they’re splitting up… Christine supposedly wants OUT of the marriage.” While it is true that they have put their home on the market, Taylor does not want out of the marriage and, once again, they are NOT splitting up. (They’re simply moving.)

Charlton even has the gall to editorialize, “It’s sad because they have two young kids.” Yes, it is sad, but it’s only sad because Stiller and Taylor now have two kids who have to hear a completely bogus rumor about their loving parents.

The only one who should split is Charlton.