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November 3rd, 2011

It’s been one of the more popular themes in tabloid journalism over the last couple of years: If Robert Pattinson is anywhere near another woman in a professional context, it’s (allegedly) reason for Kristen Stewart to worry.

If an adult female works in Hollywood and her career is even rumored to intersect with Pattinson’s… it’s instant (100% bogus) scandal.

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July 27th, 2011

There’s nothing going on between Robert Pattinson and Caitlin Cronenberg.

But Star magazine doesn’t seem to care.

“Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are in major crisis talks about their relationship – after she saw pictures of him with his stunning new love interest!” announces the tabloid, which claims Stewart is an “emotional wreck” because Pattinson and Cronenberg have been “canoodling.”

Wait. “Canoodling”? “Love interest”?

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July 6th, 2011

Robert Pattinson’s been a favorite subject for Famous magazine’s legendary fiction department for years. Now the tabloid is polluting the newsstands and blogosphere with yet another wrong rumor about Pattinson.

This time, Famous wants readers to believe that he’s left Stewart for Caitlin Cronenberg, the daughter of his ‘Cosmopolis’ director David Cronenberg.