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July 25th, 2010

“George Clooney may have said he never wants to marry again,” begins a piece in the UK’s online edition of OK! magazine.

“But Hollywood’s most eternal (and most eligible) bachelor… might just be about to eat his words,” continues the site, “by marrying his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis.” Really?

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June 30th, 2010

“Eclipse’s Nikki Reed has sparked engagement rumours by stepping out wearing what looks like a wedding band,” reports the UK’s online edition of OK! magazine.

According to the site, “the 22-year-old seemed quite eager to show off the piece of jewellery, proudly displaying it to snappers as she arrived at “Jimmy Kimmel Live” yesterday. So, is she really engaged?

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May 4th, 2010

British OK! could at least be imaginative with its lame coverage of alleged celebrity “slimming secrets.”

“Jennifer Aniston has reportedly jumped aboard the baby food diet wagon,” announces the mag.

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April 10th, 2010

British OK! posted a charming little item earlier today.

“Robert Pattinson ‘to wed’ Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart,” reads the headline.

Wait, what?

“Robert Pattinson may soon get down on one knee and propose” to Stewart, claims OK!, citing “reports.”

Uh huh. Details, please?

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April 6th, 2010

Gwyneth Paltrow hates Madonna.

Or at least that’s what a press more interested in scandal than facts would have you believe.

Excerpts from a Paltrow cover story in the new British Vogue have been published, including a moment in which the actress reveals her angry side.

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January 28th, 2010

“Jude Law and Sienna Miller buying an LA home together,” reads the headline of a British OK! article, whose sub-headline repeats, “Actors Jude Law and Sienna Miller get set to purchase a house together.”

Still not sure what they plan to do?

No worries.

According to the first line of the story, “Jude Law and Sienna Miller are set to buy a house together in Los Angeles.”

Not clear enough?

The second line of the piece notes, “Actors Jude Law and Sienna Miller, who rekindled their relationship at the end of last year, have reportedly put in a £3 million [$4.8 million] offer on a Malibu home.” Beginning to see where this is going?

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January 5th, 2010

Psst!

British OK! has something shocking to share!

Justin Timberlake and Rihanna are “secretly dating!”

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December 14th, 2009

“Orlando Bloom is engaged to his model girlfriend Miranda Kerr after finally popping the question during a holiday in Morocco,” blares the first line in a British OK! story, which was picked up everywhere. Engaged? Really?