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No, it’s not psoriasis that has us scratching our heads. It’s a bizarre item in the National Enquirer that begins, “Lindsay Lohan’s new love – a male model named Petey – looks a lot like her old love, DJ Samantha Ronson.” The story that claims, “Lindsay sure has a type,” then features pictures of Ronson and Petey Wright (the Enquirer didn’t know his last name), both wearing fedoras and shades.

Three things: One, a lot of people in fedoras and shades look alike – hey, John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd even passed for brothers. Two, Wright hasn’t been seen within miles of Lohan since the photo shoot they did together two weeks ago. And three, when Gossip Cop asked Lohan back then about a rumored romance with him, she told us that she was categorically “NOT” dating him. 

Gossip Cop would tip its hat to the Enquirer, but we’re going to keep ours on because we also enjoy looking like Petey and Sam.

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