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Mile High Thriller: Michael Jackson Sperm Takes Flight

Truth rating: 2

Remember yesterday’s crazy rumor identifying “Home Alone” kid Macaulay Culkin as the biological father of Michael Jackson’s son, Blanket? Well, consider this “Sperm Alone 2: Lost in Baggage Claim.”

Video: Kim Kardashian Wows Mr. Chow Paparazzi

In the latest Paparazzi Patrol: Kim Kardashian pulls up to dinner at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills, only to have photographers surround her, mistake her for pregnant sister Kourtney, and whine about fans “blocking” her entrance. But, hey, at least they let her out of the car!

REPORTS CLAIM MACAULAY CULKIN IS BLANKET JACKSON’S FATHER

Truth rating: 0

The Sun believes it has cracked the case of Blanket Jackson’s unknown sperm donor. According to the British tab, “Macaulay Culkin is the mystery dad of Michael Jackson’s son Blanket.” There ya go, everyone! It was Jacko play pal Macaulay Culkin! (Now we all know what he was doing “Home Alone.”)

VIDEO: Grey’s Anatomy Baby Shower Has Uninvited Guests

In the latest Paparazzi Patrol: Katherine Heigl hosts a baby shower for friend Ellen Pompeo. The paparazzi then shower guests – including Kate Walsh and Sandra Oh – with unrelenting flashes.

Anna Paquin Still Not Pregnant Despite Rumor’s Long Gestation

Truth rating: 0

Gossip Cop would like to thank the New York Post for confirming that Anna Paquin is NOT pregnant . . . nine days after we said she wasn’t. Perez Hilton speculated back on August 21 that Paquin, engaged to “True Blood” co-star Stephen Moyer, was “carrying more than just her hat!” when photographed in Beverly Hills. He was – surprise!! – wrong. And Gossip Cop set the record straight that same day. But it took until this morning for the Post to come to the same conclusion.

Robert Pattinson To Be Dad? Don’t Bet on It

If we were Australia’s NW Magazine, we’d be counting down the days to our riches! An online sports betting site has offered odds on which of nine celebrity bachelors will be the next to become a father. And “Twilight” hunk Robert Pattinson leads the way with a +350 pay line! (Actors Shia Labeouf and Adrian Grenier are next, at +400 and +450, respectively.) This means that a $100 bet on Pattinson will win $350.

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