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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

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In today’s lineup, stay tuned for the Facebook guy, Kim Richards can’t get high, and Honest Abe makes vampires die.

Abraham Lincoln Slated to Kill Vampires on Big Screen

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Abraham Lincoln, sixteenth president of the United States, has been tapped by Tim Burton to kill vampires.

Kind of.

Burton plans to adapt a new book called “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter” for the big screen. The novel, written by “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” author Seth Grahame-Smith, envisions Honest Abe as a “highly trained” vampire assassin.

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