Star suri cruise

June 13th, 2013

“With her sassy style and international fame, Suri Cruise has become the most popular child on the A-list,” begins a preposterous piece from Star, which claims it has “uncovered a slew of celebrity kids who are begging for a playdate” with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ daughter.

Oh, brother.

National Enquirer suri cruise

May 16th, 2013

“Suri Cruise has suddenly become an even more popular girl, thanks to rumors that she’s set to launch a multimillion-dollar kids fashion line,” begins a new story from the National Enquirer.

The tab says her classmates at a private school in New York are “inundating” Cruise “with design ideas” — as are the parents.

Seriously?

suri cruise

May 10th, 2013

“Suri Cruise follows in mom’s footsteps, set to launch fashion line,” reads the headline from a piece in the New York Post.

According to the paper, the daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes just “inked a multi-million dollar deal” for her own clothing line; her label will be called “Suri;” and she’s slated to “launch her first collection for young girls this fall in a New York department store.”

Seriously?

suri cruise

April 18th, 2013

Suri Cruise turns 7 years old on Thursday!

The pint-sized fashionista has already (unwittingly) been featured in a lifetime’s worth of nasty tabloid stories thanks to her famous parents, but is still managing to do normal childhood things as she grows up in New York.

CLICK HERE to check out PHOTOS of Suri’s first seven years!

suri cruise Tom Cruise

April 10th, 2013

Is Suri Cruise the proud new owner of a private plane?

According to an outlandish rumor circulating on the web on Wednesday, Tom Cruise bought his daughter a “$7 million jet” ahead of her seventh birthday on April 18.

Seriously?!

Katie Holmes suri cruise Tom Cruise

March 6th, 2013

Suri Cruise is at the center of a “bone-chilling kidnap shocker” that has Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes surrounding the 6-year-old with a body double, bombproof vehicles, extra bodyguards, and a panic room, according to the National Enquirer.

The tabloid, which has spent months publishing bogus stories about the little girl, is raising the ante this week, claiming her famous parents are spending $12 million to protect her after a “frightening incident” allegedly left them shaken.

Katie Holmes new york daily news suri cruise Tom Cruise

February 26th, 2013

“Suri Cruise is just six and has never made a movie, but she apparently already has the kind of accessory reserved for [the] biggest stars — a body double,” begins a ridiculous piece from the New York Daily News.

According to the paper, a look-alike has been hired for the child because her dad Tom Cruise is “obsessed” with security.

Seriously?!

Dancing with the Stars Katie Holmes suri cruise

February 6th, 2013

“Katie Holmes wants a spot on ‘Dancing with the Stars,’ and she’s being urged to go for it by her No. 1 fan — 6-year-old daughter Suri,” declares the National Enquirer.

According to the tabloid, “Insiders say it may be the perfect vehicle to super-charge Katie’s career, which has been in a tailspin since her August divorce from Tom Cruise.”