Khloe Kardashian Kris Jenner

April 17th, 2013

Khloe Kardashian plans to confront Kris Jenner over rumors about her paternity, claims In Touch in a dreadful cover story that rehashes its previous journalistic failures.

According to the tabloid’s so-called “insider,” Kardashian “will have a showdown with Kris and demand to know the truth about who her father is.”

In Touch explains, “Khloe has suspected for some time that she doesn’t share the same father — the late attorney Robert Kardashian — as her siblings.”

Bruce Jenner Kris Jenner

April 11th, 2013

Kris Jenner is “Drunk & Alone,” blares the new Star cover.

The magazine claims the Kardashian matriarch’s “heavy drinking” has led her to “rock bottom,” and that over Easter, her husband Bruce Jenner “gathered the rest of the family for bombshell of a meeting,” during which he announced “he’s divorcing” her.

What?!

Kim Kardashian Kris Humphries Kris Jenner

April 9th, 2013

Kim Kardashian’s legal team plans to call future ex-husband Kris Humphries to testify when the former couple’s divorce trial begins next month.

According to court records, six people are on Kardashian’s potential witness list, including Humphries and mom Kris Jenner.

Khloe Kardashian Kris Jenner

April 1st, 2013

Khloe Kardashian hilariously mocks Kris Jenner preparing for an appearance on QVC in a video uploaded to her Keek page.

As Jenner poses in front of a green screen, Kardashian narrates, “Work it, Kris. Pose it… look at the fake smile!”

Check out the funny video here!

In Touch Kris Jenner Rob Kardashian

March 27th, 2013

“Too many carbs aren’t the only thing behind Rob Kardashian’s dramatic weight gain,” begins a piece from In Touch, which claims Kris Jenner wanted her son to “gain as much weight as possible so she could launch a weight-loss campaign for him.”

Say what?

Kanye West Kim Kardashian Kris Jenner

March 27th, 2013

“Fat Kim’s ‘FAKE PREGNANCY’” screams a preposterous cover from the National Enquirer, which claims Kim Kardashian may be “faking her pregnancy in a shocking ploy to net a multimillion-dollar payday and to repair her battered image.”

Ah, yes, what easier way to make money and fix one’s reputation than to fake a pregnancy.

Kris Jenner

March 16th, 2013

Kris Jenner “could be hiding a secret sex tape,” claims the National Enquirer.

The tabloid declares that if the footage exists, “it could destroy both her marriage and career!”

What is this all about?

Kanye West Kim Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian Kris Jenner National Enquirer

March 14th, 2013

“A family feud’s erupted between expectant mom Kim Kardashian and mom-ager Kris Jenner,” begins a piece from the National Enquirer, which claims Jenner suggested Kourtney raise her baby once it’s born.

Say what?!