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July 29th, 2012

“The Real Reason Kristen Stewart Cheated On Robert Pattinson,” reads a headline from HollywoodLife, which goes on to claim the actress “cheated because of Rob’s close friendship with actress Emilie de Ravin.”

WHAT?!

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December 14th, 2011

We’ll give OK! magazine credit for one thing: The tabloid knows how to milk a rumor.

“It was the canoodle felt round the world,” opens the tabloid’s cover story. “On Dec. 3 Twilight‘s Robert Pattinson left L.A.’s La Poubelle restaurant with actress Sarah Roemer, then squeezed into the backseat of a waiting car and stroked her hand – this with Rob’s on-and-off-screen love, Kristen Stewart, 5,000 miles away in England.”

Ah, yes, the infamous “canoodle”… that never happened.

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November 3rd, 2011

It’s been one of the more popular themes in tabloid journalism over the last couple of years: If Robert Pattinson is anywhere near another woman in a professional context, it’s (allegedly) reason for Kristen Stewart to worry.

If an adult female works in Hollywood and her career is even rumored to intersect with Pattinson’s… it’s instant (100% bogus) scandal.

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February 9th, 2011

This week, Life & Style spun the story wheel and landed on “Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Headed For a Split,” so the writers were forced to come up with a slew of bogus arguments to back it.

The results aren’t pretty.

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June 27th, 2010

Thousands of articles have theorized about the relationship between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, but rarely has one been as asinine as PopEater’s latest effort.

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June 16th, 2010

The only thing more exhausting than the tabloids’ atrocious coverage of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart is their habit of throwing together so much garbage, it takes multiple reads just to untangle it.

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May 28th, 2010

When Gossip Cop busted Fox411′s nonsense about possible romance between “Water for Elephants” co-stars Reese Witherspoon and Robert Pattinson, we assumed it’d still be picked up and repeated by a few careless sites.

HollywoodLife manages to do even worse.

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March 11th, 2010

Remember yesterday, when Life & Style published a whacked out article claiming Kristen Stewart attended the Remember Me premiere to intimidate Emilie de Ravin?

Showbiz Spy sure remembers! Because today the site (sloppily) rewrites the conspiracy theory, adding a new twist: Stewart and Robert Pattinson are “arguing endlessly” over her “possessive nature.”