Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt

May 3rd, 2013

“They don’t just fight for first place at the box office — Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s playful rivalry extends to the bathroom mirror and who gets the most facial treatments,” claims Star.

And with that, the tabloid takes its misguided reporting on Pitt’s physical appearance — which has included false stories about him wearing Spanx and getting hair extensions — to a whole new level.

Angelina Jolie

May 1st, 2013

Angelina Jolie’s weight has allegedly plummeted yet again, according to yet another completely ridiculous tabloid story.

OK! says the actress “refuses to eat” and is “trying to stop the hands of time by dieting.”

“Angelina is down to 95 pounds,” says a so-called “source” for the magazine. “It’s around 10 pounds lighter than she was a couple months ago, and probably the lowest weight she’s ever been.”

Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt

April 25th, 2013

“A determined Brad Pitt doesn’t want anyone else to see Angelina Jolie horsing around,” claims the National Enquirer.

According to the tabloid, the actor “is desperate to buy up a photo of Angelina, posing topless with a noble steed that’s nuzzling her chest!”

The 2001 David LaChapelle shot (called “Horseplay”) is set to headline a sale at Christie’s auction house in London, and the Enquirer says Pitt is obsessed with winning it.

Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt

April 11th, 2013

“After Angelina Jolie collapsed during a mission to war-torn Africa, a shaken Brad Pitt told the rail-thin beauty that her humanitarian work could kill her!” claims the National Enquirer.

Huh?

According to the magazine, the “skeletal superstar” was in the Democratic Republic of the Congo when she “crumbled in a heap on a bathroom floor.”

Angelina Jolie

April 6th, 2013

Angelina Jolie took her sons Pax and Knox to famed New York toy store FAO Schwarz on Friday.

Check out the photos here!

Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt

April 5th, 2013

Angelina Jolie stepped out at the 2013 Women in the World Summit at Lincoln Center in New York on Thursday night, where the actress was once again spotted wearing her engagement ring.

The star caused a tabloid frenzy when she removed the massive diamond for her humanitarian trip to the Congo last month, with some outlets speculating she and Brad Pitt had secretly married, and another rag ridiculously alleging that she hated the ring.

See the photos here!

Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Star

April 4th, 2013

Angelina Jolie’s engagement ring is “off,” reports Star, which claims the actress is not sporting the diamond given to her by Brad Pitt because “she thinks it’s ugly.”

Uh…

Angelina Jolie Billy Bob Thornton Brad Pitt

April 4th, 2013

Angelina Jolie “can’t seem to tear herself away” from ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton, claims In Touch.

“She was at his house a lot in March,” a source tells the tabloid. “They just hung out and talked for hours.”

And the mag says Brad Pitt is “in the dark about how close they actually are these days.”