Tab knocks up Courteney Cox
By Michael Lewittes | 12:21 pm, January 27th, 2010
The Star screams in a headline, “A baby for Courteney — At 45!”
The magazine reports, “Curvier Courteney Cox raised eyebrows by holding her purse in front of her stomach while walking the Golden Globes red carpet in a black dress. And at the after parties for the Jan. 17 awards ceremony, the glowing actress stuck to drinking water with lime, leaving partygoers to wonder: Is she expecting?”
She carried her purse in front of her stomach AND drank water?!
Congratulations! (To Star, for turning mundane occurrences into sure signs of pregnancy.)
The gossip rag further claims that when production for “Cougar Town” was halted in November, Cox was getting in vitro fertilization, and now she’s “been telling friends she’s almost three months along.”
Gossip Cop is not sure who these friends are, because we contacted a source super close to the actress who told us categorically, “She is NOT pregnant.”
PS: This may be hard to believe but Gossip Cop has witnessed MANY stars drink water, and most of those dudes were not pregnant.