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Mag: Suri Cruise’s “Twisted World”

3:09 pm, March 26th, 2011

(Life & Style)

We’re not really sure why Life & Style feels compelled to scrutinize Suri Cruise, but it’s becoming obnoxious.

Last week, the tabloid argued that the four-year-old had “too much control” over her life and parents Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise.

Since there was no evidence to support that premise, Life & Style has now decided to take a slightly different approach – by contradicting itself and jumping to ridiculous conclusions.

This week, Suri is portrayed as the prisoner of a “twisted world” whose “damaging upbringing” may require the intervention of Holmes’ allegedly alarmed parents.

The big crime here was Holmes taking Suri out for a couple of late nights in New York, first for frozen hot chocolate at Serendipity, and then to a performance of Wicked. Life & Style sees a clear indication that Holmes and Cruise “are determined to treat their preschooler like an adult.”

“Do her parents make decisions based on what’s in Suri’s best interest, or do they do what they want and take Suri along?” asks a child psychologist whom the tabloid enlists to make its case that Suri is being dragged through life by her parents.

According to Life & Style, Holmes’ parents “are gravely concerned about how their grandchild is being raised” and desperate to rescue her.

The tabloid also labels Suri a “little girl lost” because she’s supposedly “forced to be a grown-up… or she’s treated like a baby!”

Baffled by Life & Style‘s premise?

So is Life & Style!

Because the magazine seemingly cannot grasp the concept that a child sometimes acts younger than her age while behaving older at other times, it invents a bizarre world in which “when Suri’s not being treated like a 20-year-old, she’s being babied.”

“No wonder Suri’s so confused,” concludes Life & Style.

No, she isn’t confused.

Sometimes she uses a pacifier, and sometimes she has a late night.

That’s it. She isn’t caught in some time vortex where flips between adulthood and diapers. She isn’t “lost” in a “twisted world.”

A source close to the family tells Gossip Cop these latest magazine claims are nonsense.

If Life & Style so eagerly (and inaccurately) scrutinizes Suri’s every move at the age of four, just imagine what the tabloid has in store for her teenage years.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Luna-Petunia/100000789652822 Luna Petunia

    The thing about Suri using a pacifier is that it 1) can screw up her teeth-which her parents have more then enough money to fix and 2) other kids can make fun of her, but we have no evidence that she is in pre school or that she uses it in front of other kids As for taking her out late at nights, what does that matter when neither she or her mother have to get up early in the morning? If a parent was taking a young kid out late CONSTANTLY, depriving the child of sleep, that is one thing, but, since Suri is not attending school and is probably getting enough sleep, WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL? Suri is not living the life of a normal 4 year old. You can not compare her life to that of one. AND most likely, she will be home schooled, so this will not change and the stories will not change- ‘suri has no friends, suri does not know how to interact with other children’ etc etc etc.

  • MissZee

    the kid looks like katie

  • Nathiest

    Adults really need to leave this little girl alone. Stop taking her picture and stop writing bs stories about her.

  • gapeach

    She gets a lot of attention from the press – because her parents pimp out her every move. I feel sorry for the little girl – she is going to need a lot of therapy when she is older.

    Still using a pacifier, going out late at night, wearing high heels by themselves are not terrible. But add them to the biggest problem this child has – her bizarre parents and she probably is already scared for life.

  • icy

    Scientologists believe their children are reincarnated adults and often let them “find their way” on a level without too many limitations or boundaries. That is why you see the odd parenting techniques with Suri. It is not necessarily the best for a four year old child, but hey…better than drinking poison koolaid!

  • tupackacoors

    this all true she trying to turn little suloo into a baby ho. she even feeder her penis candy. i readed the right here

  • Mabeline

    Katie and Tom CHOSE to rear their child in the PRESS! Pulease do you see any children of other celeb parents being thrown into the limelight all the time?!? NO! And don’t give me bullshit that they aren’t doing it, it’s the press stalking them! Come on! The press are NOT following them or knowing where they will be 24/7 unless they COURT the press the way britney and lindsay court the press! It’s all katie and tom’s doing!!!!

    And what makes YOUR source any more credible than Life & Style’s????????? For all we know she IS being damaged by her parents!!!

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