Sunday Survey: The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

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3:23 pm, October 25th, 2009

It was another wild week in Hollywood!

THE GOOD

As “New Moon” nears theaters, its stars are heading out on the promotional circuit. Robert Pattinson will be on MTV’s Ulalume special this coming Friday, October 30, and is also confirmed for “Ellen” on November 20. He is also slotted for “Live with Regis and Kelly” that week, as are co-stars Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner.

Taylor Swift sold out in minutes, a “Twitter ban” on Mike Myers and Cameron Diaz proved bogus, and Lindsay Lohan professed her love for Samantha Ronson.

And how’s this for good news? It looks like Jon Gosselin won’t be appearing on more reality TV, after all!

THE BAD

Beyonce had to bail (again) on a concert in Malaysia, a mag managed to botch 75% of its cover, and Star invented its very own fairy tale wedding for Nicole Richie and Joel Madden and a marriage proposal for Mary-Kate Olsen.

It was a bad week all around for romance rumors. Avril Lavigne doesn’t have a new love, Gerard Butler and Jessica Simpson didn’t actually have a date, Usher isn’t wooing Rihanna, “90210″ stars Matt Lanter and AnnaLynne McCord are just friends, and 50 Cent just has video love for Kelly Rowland.

THE UGLY

David Letterman does not have a “sex tape,” despite the rags’ wishes; Robert Pattinson is not a drunk; and baseless cheap shots from Fox News against tabloid fodder like Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan are as tired as they are wrong.

Know what’s NOT cool – accusing someone of setting up his sister’s DUI, especially when the “evidence” is as invisible as the claim is offensive.

Oh, and also not particularly funny? Death hoaxes. Kanye West was this week’s victim.