Stephen Colbert Asks David Duchovny: “Have You Ever Seen A Bra?” (VIDEO)
Duchovny was on the show to promote the new season of “Aquarius” when Colbert suddenly asked, “David, um, can I ask you a personal question?” He deadpanned in response, “No.” The host wanted to know if the actor “ever missed being a kid.” That was all a set-up for the men to enter Colbert’s “blanket fort.”
There, Colbert told Duchovny not to scare him because his mom “didn’t put any pads down.” “It doesn’t happen that much anymore, but you don’t want it to happen,” he warned, before asking, “Hey, David? Have you ever seen a bra?”
Duchovny answered, “Yeah. One time my mom took me to J.C. Penny’s, and they were on the lady mannequins. It made me scared and excited.” But that wasn’t the only dirty talk. Colbert later wanted to know, “Do you have hair down there?”
He sheepishly nodded yes, and Colbert was both stunned and jealous. “No way,” he hilariously exclaimed. “You’re only two months older than I am!” Asked “how many,” Duchovny counted to himself before answering, “Eight and a half.”
The two then went on to talk about “the special hug that moms and dads do.” Duchovny noted, “I saw a book about it once. There’s a lot of grunting and sweating, and when it’s all over, everybody’s really happy. Except my mother.”
And at one point, Duchovny couldn’t control his laughter, so he buried his head in a pillow. Colbert has previously done similar sketches with Will Arnett and Lily Tomlin. Watch the new one below!