Stephen Colbert Offers Donald Trump $1 Million: ‘Let Me Dip My Balls in Your Mouth’

(Comedy Central)

By Daniel Gates


(Comedy Central)

Stephen Colbert made Donald Trump a very intriguing offer on Wednesday.

The “Colbert Report” host, touched by Trump’s much-discussed $5 million charity challenge to President Obama, decided to, um, reach deep into his pockets for his own offer.


“Mr. Trump, I will write you a check for $1 million from Colbert Super PAC — you know I’ve got it — to the charity of your choice… Save The Children, Feed The Children, Put The Children on ‘Child Apprentice,’ whatever… one million actual dollars, if you will let me dip my balls in your mouth.”

Oh, but there are conditions.

Colbert explained, “This dipping — and I hope you’re listening very carefully, Mr. Trump — this dipping has to be to my and more importantly, my balls’ satisfaction.”


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