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Busting bad dish!

Site floats ridiculous Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler conspiracy theory

Truth rating: 1

 

(HollywoodLife.com)

Jennifer Aniston, You Always Find A Boyfriend Just In Time To Promote Your Movies!” claims HollywoodLife, as if it’s all one big conspiracy.

The blog goes on to say, “Whenever Jennifer Aniston has a boyfriend, her movies gross more money! Hmm, maybe THAT’S the real reason she went to Cabo with Gerard Butler!”

(She’s also had boyfriends for a few films that didn’t do so well, but that’s not mentioned in the article.)

Anyway, HollywoodLife writes, “Jen was recently spotted showing off her ‘boyfriend’ Gerard Butler — and her bikini clad bottom — in San Jose del Cabo, which is a very odd move for the private actress.”

Wait, quotation marks around the word “boyfriend”? Isn’t this the same site that declared exactly three weeks ago today, “Jennifer Aniston & Gerard Butler: Hot Romance Back On!

Oops.

Here’s a crazy notion: Maybe the ulterior motive for Aniston inviting her “The Bounty Hunter” co-star — among many others — to her birthday celebration was none other than… they’re friends.

Actually, that’s the real reason. No conspiracy. No box office plot.

Just friends.

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  • Cleo

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    Hahaha! Nice try Gossipcop, who’s paying you, Aniston’s slimy agent?? lol
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    Everyone knows this is a typical Modus Operandi of Aniston’s, even CNN clocked her on it last month (It’s called Aniston’s ‘LOVE HOAX’ (see here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqJaYGPkZh0).
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    They even posted a checklist of famewh*rish moves that Aniston typically does before her sh*tty rom coms come out, this was #1 on the list. The other two were strip, no matter how PG or G your horrid flick is, and oh yeah…attach yourself AS USUAL to ‘Brangelina’ coattails.
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    So Gossipcop, stop showing how OWNED you are by some of these lame celebrities PR agencies, like CAA or the Huvane Bros. Your credibility is already limping along, don’t destroy it altogether by defending what everyone knows is the most fraudulent, lame BORING former sh*t-com hack in the business.
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    I feel sorry for Gerry Butler, he’s been denying having anything to do with Aniston for the ENTIRE YEAR, lolol – he’s said it now at LEAST 25 times in various magazines and media outlets, even going so far as to randomly start tongue kissing young women on the street…and STILL, Aniston’s agents ignore his wishes and ‘plant & deny,’ these romance rumors. It’s like he’s a nonentity and doesn’t matter at all, he’s just a warm male body, Aniston and her cat lady fans can set all their hopes and dreams on. Hahahaha.
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    Get with the program GC, you don’t really want to be known for denying the tactics of one of the biggest lamest mediawh*ring machines (with the worst and smallest payoff) in lala-land.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dawn-Marie/726402393 Dawn Marie

    Cleo you are right on time with the typical Jen Hater talking points. You Jen haters need to a new tune and move on.

  • Nicco

    Cleo, GC is saying they’re “they’re friends” and “just friends” — that’s the opposite of what her rep would want if they’re trying to sell her in a romance. “Who’s paying you, Aniston’s slimy agent?” — huh? You’re not making any sense. They’re saying the exact opposite of what Aniston’s agent would want in order to sell a movie…

  • Cleo

    Hey Nicco, learn to read. Hollywood Life is saying that Aniston USES the whole ‘are they or aren’t they in a relationship’ B.S. to create tabloid and celeb gossip hype. She and her ‘plant & deny,’ rep, Stephen Huvane, set up these scenarios. Aniston’s reps are not quoted in the Gossipcop piece above as saying they’re ‘just friends,’ and Gossipcop knows damn well they are not addressing her famewh*re strategizing. Essentially, Hollywood life is saying she’s a media wh*ring machine setting up photo-ops to make the lowest common tabloid reading denominator wonder, while GC is chiming in to say they’re ‘just friends,’ KNOWING that’s NOT exactly the point. OF COURSE they’re just friends, Butler has made it plain he wants nothing to do with her, Hollywood Life’s point is that she’s playing up a possible relationship to the tabloids – GC, is not addressing that endictment AT ALL. As well you, and THEY, know. Essentially, they are cowtowing to Aniston and her PR reps, by leaving THAT stinging endictment ALONE.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dawn-Marie/726402393 Dawn Marie

    Oh Cleo. You are too funny. It is funny how obsessed you are with this.

  • Cleo

    No, I just think Aniston is a coattailing famewh*ring TV sh*t-com hack.

  • sunspot

    Cleo, if you really believe what you’re saying, why are blaming Aniston alone for famewh*ring but feel sorry for Butler? If it’s true for Aniston (NOT that I believe it is true), then it’s true for Butler too. You make it look like Huvane is the ultimate power to rule over both Aniston and Butler, which is ridiculous. Either that or you have an agenda against Aniston.

  • Cleo

    I never said Gerald was blameless. But he’s a neophyte and MUCH younger than she is. She and her PR flack need and want the hype for this next schlocky film of hers to be a hit – her last two films bombed. He has to go along with it – but he’s rebelling as much as possible – witness the makeout session with the young woman last week, which he hoped would get her off his back, and even get her mad enough to not invite him to partaaay in Mexico. No such luck.

  • Sarah Bethune

    Do some research Cleo before you spout off. Just for starters – Gerard Butler is 40!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Dawn-Marie/726402393 Dawn Marie

    Gerard is nine months younger than she is, Cleo.

  • dancing

    She does the same films constantly. She can act i’ve seen in the good girl. Don’t know why she doesn’t Guess too busy fixing her hair and worrying about men.

  • lily lu

    Cleo is completely right! Everything in Hollyweird is fake and contrived! So wouldn’t surprise me one bit if this is some kind of publicity stunt!

  • Coraline

    Gossip Cops needs to address the latest rumor of Jennifer Aniston going to Rio with Gerry. He is supposed to fly to Rio tomorrow, the 12th, and is slated to be there until the 16th, going not only for Carnivale, but to do a promotional stint for Gillette. Rumor has it that Aniston will be going with him. This will be a major blow to his fan base, as so many think that all of this that has been happening up to now, including the Cabo San Lucas trip, was mainly for publicity for The Bounty Hunter. Nothing has been mentioned in relation to him going to Rio for that reason, only for Carnivale and Gillette. Gossip Cops needs to find out if Aniston is going with him, at least to clear up that horrible rumor.

  • amberilla27

    I know! Heres any idea…For all of you poor, pathetic people out there that have nothing better to do than rag on someone you don’t know…GET A FLIPPIN LIFE! Cleo, you talk all about how Jen is a whore? Well, in my honest opinion, you’re a pathetic low-life that needs to, in fact, get a life. If continually checking to see who posted a response to your idiocy is all you have to do, I feel oh so sorry for you! Leave Jen alone. Obviously the woman is doing something right seeing as she has MILLIONS in the bank! If the rumor is true…YOU GO GIRL!!! Jen has always had my vote and whether or not this is BS..she is still a much better choice than Angelina! ; )

  • amberilla27

    Oh and I almost forgot one more thing…”Don’t hate the player, hate the game!” :P

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