Shia LaBeouf Posts “I AM BEARD” Poem Featuring Talking Beard
By Daniel Gates | 5:17 pm, March 29th, 2013
The actor unveiled a “comic poem” entitled “I AM BEARD,” and it’s exactly what it sounds like — a short, illustrated digital book written from the perspective of facial hair.
“I am the most insulted of physical adornments,” laments the beard, later declaring, “The 60’s. I f*cking killed the 60’s.”
The beard, which also smokes, name-checks Chuck Norris, complains that “the girlfriend” calls him it “nuisance,” and ends by declaring, “I say I am a thing of beauty. I know I am a poem nature writes with hair.”
And just like that, Shia LaBeouf made everyone’s Friday a little weirder.