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Busting bad dish!

Heat Mag is a “Slave” to Lame Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Stories

Truth rating: 0

(ShowbizSpy.com)

Heat magazine has a sterling track record when it comes to reporting on Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson.

After all, the tabloid once insisted that Stewart was living a miserable “nightmare” (not so much) and printed an “exclusive” photo of Pattinson sleeping on the Tube in London (oh, wait, that was faked).

Now Heat is exploring the pair’s relationship — and has concluded that Pattinson is more like Stewart’s “slave” than her boyfriend.

(shaking head)

After a gratuitous dig at Stewart, whom the mag describes as “famed for her below average acting abilities,” Heat claims the actress “treats her hunky beau like an assistant, often sending him out to buy booze and food.”

On cue, a so-called “source” provides this gem of a quote: “She’s like, ‘I love Rob, but I love my dogs, too.’”

Weirdly, some sites picking up the rumor try to connect it with the notion that Pattinson is “possessive” of Stewart. Somehow, by supposedly treating Pattinson like a “servant,” Stewart breaks his hold on her.

Here’s what seems more likely: Outlets are replacing their debunked claims that Pattinson is controlling with equally lame assertions that Stewart is controlling.

Maybe Heat should “master” the fine art of accurate reporting before (badly) playing amateur relationship counselor.

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  • lisabee

    Maybe Kristen is fed up with Rob’s possessive ways. If he does show up in New Orleans then it does sort of prove that Rob is a bit of a clinger. I didn’t think she was happy when he showed up in Montreal. Because him showing up attracted the paps and exposed the filming set.

  • Lu

    Well, LisaBee… if Kristen didn’t want Robert on the set in Montreal – then why was she drapping herself all over him? There are pictures of that all over the internet. It’s totally NOT fabricated.

  • Penelope

    Apparently Kristen was sending her “slave” out to music bars, booze, food, jam for his road trip with mates this week. Or is this road trip just one of Rob’s “possessive ways” as lisabee is bitching, before Rob and his mates join the big party with Kristen’s family and friend this weekend in Nola…..

  • MissZee

    please..in every relationship, famous or not..each partner is possessive of each other…claiming the whole ‘she/he’s mine’ phase…and honestly, if they are together (idc and i dont wanna know) and are in love, it’s going to happen…it’s a new relationship..it’s life

  • truthbtold

    This one is kind of funny. The “below average acting abilities” line is laughable. Kristen Stewart is the only one out of the Twilight three who has garnered good reviews for all three of her 2010 films. She is also the only one out of the three that has had independent films showing at film festivals all year round. I don’t think FF Coppola and Walter Salles would work with subpar actresses.

    Heat magazine is another dishrag that is good for bonfires and not much else. How can Robert Pattinson be possessive and also a slave? Slaves are commanded and have no say. This makes no sense. Anyone with a third grade reading comprehension level can see this is untrue.

  • crmomof2

    The tabloids make up these stories because Robert Patttinson and Kristen Stewart do not say anything to anyone about their relationship. Any thing that we read is always from a nameless “insider,” or a nameless “source close to the couple” any one who would betray any confidences would not be close to those two.
    When Rob was filming the tabloids tried to started or tried to start rumors about him and his relationship with his female costars. Now Kristen is filming and they are starting rumors about her.
    Rob goes out with his manager/agent they call her the “mystery blond”, who by the way everyone know who it is.
    Rob seems to have ample time to go out with his buddies. Kristen looked very happy when he was in Montreal.
    The truth that everything that is being written on both sides of the issue is speculation and lies until these two decide to say, if they ever do what the level of/ type their relationship is.
    No one really know anything but the two of them and perhaps their closest friends, their respective families and that’s the only truth.
    Kristen is a wonderful actress, who is still very young and has many years and illustrious career ahead of her,if she wants it.

  • criskoz

    Que eles o Dizem Kristen É TOTALMENTE ofensivo e ridículo .
    Kristen É ótima Atriz e DEVE Ser Respeitada Como tal , essas revistas de São verdadeiramente UM esgoto Aberto
    quem publica deve ser chamado de lixo, é ridículo e estúpido este tipo de publicação.
    Por que não dar ao trabalho de escrever alguma verdade ?

  • Renee33

    Robert has a ring through his nose which Kristen leads him around with. Robert is such a wimp and it’s going to cost him his career. You can all say oh he’ll be around forever but talk to me in 5 years and all the Indie Studios will know that he no longer has an audience. Robert has made terrible choices in movie roles and I’m sure Kristen told him he should do them because she knows after Twi her career is over and Kristen is not going to have Robert do better than her. I actually enjoy watching the fans help destroy Kristen and Robert but the funny thing is Robert and Kristen have already desstroyed each other. I know some young fan will say yeah but look at all the money they have made. Money can’t buy integerity or happiness and no actor wants to be famous for one role. Robert and Kristen have hurt too many people and have proven that they have no moral beliefs and only really love theirselves. Karma is going to get them which makes the wind up druggie and boy toy showpony bearble to watch!

  • robsessed1986

    I think we all know this is complete BS. No one is clinging to anyone and Rob is not possessive. Rob is with his very good friends and, by all accounts, having a good time. Him and his guitar. Seems Rob is in no real hurry to get to Louisana, as some are speculating that is where he is headed. That’s right. Pure speculation. Maybe, just maybe, Rob is traveling some areas of the U.S. he is interested in. Just driving, playing his guitar, touring a country he has never really seen. Maybe he’s enjoying the anonymity. Not complete anonymity, obviously by the pics I’ve seen, but a lot more than he’s used to. Maybe he is enjoying his time off from filming. I think all of this is self evident. He’s on vacation.
    And maybe the trip to Montreal was to see his life long friend, Tom Sturridge. I acknowledge that Rob and Kristen are friends, only friends. Maybe he went to Montreal to see both his friends. And, as far as I could see, both KS and Tom were happy to see their friend. All of this just puts more “fuel on the fire.” This is why the paparazzi follow Rob around so much. I just hope they don’t show up and ruin his vacation.

  • robsessed1986

    Renee33,
    What the hell are you talking about? Neither Rob or Kristen have ruined their careers. There is nothing to suggest that KS tells Rob what roles to take. It is only your opinion, which you are entitled to, that Rob’s latest movies are a bad choice of roles for him to have taken. And exactly who have Rob and Kristen hurt that has proven they “have no moral beliefs and only love themselves?” I’m not really sure what your last sentence says but, I’ll try to interpret. You think Rob is a druggie what? Rob is not a druggie. there is nothing to suggest that he has any kind of substance abuse problems. Where do you get your information? I can’t figure out what the other accusations are.
    Rob Pattinson seems like a very good person. He has gotten rave reviews as a total gentleman from many Texans. If he is nice and gentlemanly to fans in Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas, why would he be bad to others? I speak from experience as a former Texan (and born in New Mexico), if Rob was awful to the fans in Texas, we would all know it for damn sure. Texas doesn’t tend to put up with un-friendly people and Rob wouldn’t feel welcome and wouldn’t be welcome there for very long had he been cross with anyone there. Where do you get this stuff from?
    Like I said before, you are entitled to your opinion but, what you are saying is slanderous and hateful. Very hateful for a couple of kids you don’t know.

  • MissZee

    shit, Rob was nice to his fans here in NYC despite being chased everywhere and being in like a choke hold by a fan when he was filming Remember Me

  • robsessed1986

    MissZee,
    Exactly!! I would not be a fan of his if he was a jerk. He couln’t be nicer if he tried. He is a total gentleman and, to my knowledge, has never been cross with any of his fans. Even while being stalked by the paps in LA, he greeted a fan with a big smile. He was pissed at the paps but, very nice to the one fan that came up to his car and talked to him. Isn’t Rob just the most terrible guy? (sarcasm)

  • criskoz

    Renee33
     você é um completo idiota …… muita inveja do casal terá um remedinho que você doente.
    O Karma de Robert e Kristen é ter pessoas como você, invejando a sua vida …….. puta!

  • MissZee

    nah Rob is a complete gentleman…i think his mom would kick his ass if he were ever rude…if he’s rude, why are people like literally stalking his ass?

  • robsessed1986

    MissZee,
    Of course he’s a complete gentleman. His parents did a great job raising him. In my opinion he is even pretty gentlemanly towards the paparazzi. I’ve never heard him say anything rude or cuss them out or throw a finger their way. He is a very patient man. More patient than I could have been. Had I been around the night they were stalking him in LA, I would have knocked the crap out of the closest one of them!!
    I wish I knew what criskoz was saying. I know the last word is something like a slut (puta) in spanish. She seems very mad at Renee33. I was too.

  • Jana

    Wow! Renee33, there always has to be one hater in any group whose mind is filled with ugliness that has no basis in fact. You’re the winner of the ‘Black Cloud’ trophy. If you go thru life thinking in such a negative way daily, you need therapy.

    Rob and Kristen are both extraordinary in many ways, which is the reason so many people of all ages love them. The way they’ve presented themselves considering the sudden and huge stardom that was dropped on them is amazing and shows how well-adjusted they are. We have no real information as to how they get along with each other but considering that Rob has so many lifelong friends who are so dedicated to him, I imagine that they get along very well. It’s got to be difficult to deal with the made-up stories that are printed so often about them. I’m much older than a typical Twi fan, but I love the books and films as well as Rob and Kris.

  • robsessed1986

    Jana,
    Very well said!!
    I am also much older than the typical Twilight fan. I ‘ve read all the books many times, including The Short Life Of Bree Tanner. But, if you can’t tell by my screen name, I am mostly dedicated to the career of Rob Pattinson. I think that the entire cast of Twilight is great. I also believe that Rob & KS have done well with their very sudden stardom. It must be difficult for each of them to be followed around by the paparazzi the way they are. Rob must have very dedicated friends. Not one of them, as far as I know, has sold him out to the tabloids. They have kept his private life in confidence and don’t speak of anything of him in public. He is very blessed to have such good friends. He seems to really be enjoying his time off with his two friends. I’m glad because he deserves it.

  • MissZee

    honestly i think the ONLY time i have seen Rob ever vent his frustrations at anybody is when he was in NYC filming RM, the video was on youtube…but he was like being filmed at 3 in the morning….

  • stelange

    @renee33 – what?!?! they hurt so many people? who? you? because you are a nonsten yearning to have rob as your boyfriend or a krisbian who has a girl-crush on Kristen to have her yourself? nobody’s hurting anybody if you act like a sane fan who just appreciates their work and respect them as an artists and have a life outside twilight. get a grip and pinch yourself. they already have their own world, now going to the next level of their relationship which is I believe going strong.

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