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Magazine Invents Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart’s “Wedding of the Year!”

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(OK!)

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are set to marry in the “Wedding of the Year!” declares the cover of OK! magazine.

And the tabloid has ALL the (supposed) “exclusive details”!

“Several sources” tell OK! the Pattinson-Stewart nuptials are “being planned for later this year,” and the couple is said to want a real-life ceremony “even more romantic than [their Twilight characters] Bella and Edward’s.”

A so-called “insider” says, “They want their wedding to be much more authentic, with soul.”

How so?

Well, the magazine’s insider claims Pattinson is writing a song for Stewart for the big day and “plans to perform it for her on the vintage Fender guitar she bought him for Christmas last year.”

But there will be plenty of spontaneity, too!

“Rob and Kristen want their wedding to be beautiful and meaningful — but not so over planned that it chokes all the joy out of it,” explains the “insider,” providing the kind of (cough) really specific details only an “insider” could know.

As for particulars, the couple will “likely opt for a beach wedding — possibly in Brazil,” although OK! says it could also happen in California.

Stewart is said to be “really crazy about designer Reem Acra,” to whom she’s allegedly talked about “creating a simple dress for her.”

Meanwhile, the guest list will allegedly include Twilight-ers like Ashley Greene, Taylor Lautner, Kellan Lutz and Dakota Fanning, along with Stewart’s Snow White and the Huntsman co-star Charlize Theron.

And that’s not all!

The “insider” reveals that Katy Perry is “going to be one of Stewart’s bridesmaids”!

Amazing!

No, what’s “amazing” is the idea that OK! actually sent this completely fabricated cover story to the printers!

The tabloid, of course, has been so wrong, so often when it comes to Stewart and Pattinson, it boggles the mind.

For instance, OK! wrongly claimed the couple was engaged nearly three years ago — in September 2009.

That was before the magazine falsely claimed Pattinson popped the question in May  2010, around the same time OK! fabricated a pregnancy for Stewart.

What we’re trying to say is this: OK! magazine has no clue what’s going on with Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

None. Zilch. Zero. Nada.

A source close to Stewart confirms what we already suspected about this latest cover story: It’s total nonsense.

We’re assured that while the couple is very, very happy, there are “absolutely no wedding plans” right now.

It’s yet another whiff for OK!

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  • pixie1824

    Not only are they making up stories, they photoshopped the hell out of Kristen’s face.

  • Lisa92

    I thought “famous” mags story about thhem marrying in Cannes was more creative? lol.

  • Lolli

    Didn’t Miley Cyrus and Liam H reps also deny they were engaged a few weeks ago? I don’t believe what OK mag said, and I don’t think there would be anyone close to Rob and Kristen that would give out information.

  • JessMarie414

    Who would actually believe this crap?

  • Chloe

    Oh the nonsten troll is going to just love this story

  • Lou

    it`s true, Kristen doesn’t look like this

  • Janet

    A million Twihards. Their poor little hearts are problem broken into shreds.

  • Janet

    Speak English, honey, if you’re capable of it. WTF is a “nonsten”?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cristina-Kozain/100000692332738 Cristina Kozain

    They live together ………… but I hope to be invited to the wedding!

  • JessieB

    How so? We know better than believe anything a trash mag says. We called bs on this when it came out. A million little trolls had their hearts broken into shreds when Rob and Kristen showed the whole world they were together at Cannes….

  • Afsdfsdf

    Well she always has that golden ring on her finger …

  • CC

    WTF did they do to rob and kristens faces and mouth? Why do the teeth look bleachedd???

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000892749664 Anano Anka Silagadze

    they’re so busy… they have no time for wedding… but they don’t need one… robsten is beautiful couple… i love them!

  • FFS

    Funny how GC chose to debunk this fanfic story instead of the one in Famous Mag about them being married. No rep will confirm, no mag will know and nothing will ever be (officially) announced unless/until Rob and Kristen want to share. Or someone leaks something.

    For all we know, there is a wedding coming. Or not. Maybe they are married. Or not.

    Bottomline….Rob and Kristen won’t marry for publicity. They’ll leave that to certain E! reality stars, etc….

    And no crying Twihards. Just sad haters who don’t know what being happy and in love means.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000892749664 Anano Anka Silagadze

    noticed that tooo… didn’t you know? it’s Hollywood secret number whatever… magazines always do some work on pictures they print…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000892749664 Anano Anka Silagadze

    this is like third or fourth time… why can’t they just leave them alone!

  • Arcachnar

    That is a little sad troll who hates the guts of Rob and loves Kirsten. Or was it around? Oh man. I always mixed them up.

  • jess

    “absolutly no wedding plans RIGHT NOW” Im surprised no one caught on to the right now. Wasnt it always that ther reps would say the couple have no wedding plans or are just happily dating?

  • Guest

    My guess is that they already are living together and as committed as any married couple, without the signed document. They are VERY, VERY happy and no wedding plans RIGHT NOW. It’s so obvious to everyone that they are indeed a couple very much in love.

  • XYZ

    Very funny. But I’m afraid it’s the other way around. These are the fans who live in their fantasy fucking world and think they are married to Rob and that he is the father of their children. They hate Kristen till the bones because she is real and because she is Rob’s world.

  • Guest

    “absolutely no wedding plans” is from the rep. The Right now part is not in quotation marks, it’s something gossipcop added. But all sites even gossip sites add in their own stuff thats nothing new

  • XYZ

    Yeah.. my heart is bleeding because only nonstens believe that bullshit story!!!

  • Anonymous

    Whatever happened to Robsessed1986? She used to post here all the time. I am not even trying to be mean, I just hope she is okay. And of course I am curious to see if she has finally seen the light.

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  • JJ

    when you put it that way it does sound mean. Finally seen the light? I have been coming here for a few years and From what i can remember she was always nice she never said anything mean or nasty, so why should it matter what she believes? Why does she need to believe and “See the light” like this is some kind of religion. It’s getting a little scary the way these fans are acting when it comes to these two. Okay they are dating, and? So what some people don’t want to believe thats there own opinion it’s no ones right to tell them that they need to believe or see the light.

  • Lindsay

    Oh honey, you know exactly what a nonsten is. Especially since you are the nonsten troll she was talking about. Previous posts show the evidence.

    From Urban Dictionary-

    Nonsten-
    A group that tries to disprove the relationship between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart by claiming they are just friends or a PR couple. They don’t use facts, truth, or logic in their reasonings. They just refuse to accept because of their dislike of the pairing; usually to do with their obsession with Robert Pattinson and jealousy of Kristen Stewart.

  • cadet

    The interesting part is the very end, ‘right now’.

  • Lindsay

    Apparently the troll doesn’t know what a rhetorical question is.

    Gossip rag mags are ALWAYS claiming that Rob & Kristen are getting married, having babies, etc. Rob and Kristen are private. If it happened then they wouldn’t be telling a magazine about the details. And if someone actually believes that a close source to the couple would dish then why are they in this fandom bc they don’t know bs.

  • Anonymous

    Because when you don’t want to believe something you put yourself into denial which is not mentally healthy. The only scary are those like Alyssa who tells herself things so that she can’t believe they are happy together. Then there are those on the norstendrama site who used to be Rob fans but have turned on him because he is not doing what they want him to do. I am just hoping Robsessed didn’t get sucked into one of those groups that lie to each other about reality, because she is a better person than that. And I was just sincerely hoping she was okay.

  • cc1988

    the twihards definitely don’t believe this crap so speak for yourself.

  • Buffy_2012

    Love it!!!!!!!! :)

  • JessieB

    WTF is wrong with the nonnies? I can’t believe they are trashing Kristen’s mom now. Loved your comment on the post.

  • Anonymous

    Why did you even post it here, chelcp? This is a board debunking some rumors, nothing else. When you are interested in a person there are millions of other ways to find out what happened to this certain person.
    And who gives you the right to say that she should finally see the light? Maybe, just maybe Robsessed is happy with the life she lives and the things she believes in?
    Ever thought about it this way around? No, surely not. It´s easy to claim that the things you and the other fans post here is the only truth. A normal discussion, like we had back last year, is not even possible anymore because everybody gets attacked for voicing a different opinion.
    We are adults and can think on our own. Nobody needs someone telling you that your believe is not mentally healthy. The obsession of both sides of the fandom is not healthy, no matter what anybody believes.
    To judge a person only based on things the person voiced is the worst thing you can do! It´s the same when you and the others here claim that saying critical things about a celeb is judging the celeb…

    Have a nice day!!!

  • Chloe

    Right! The real trolls are the one’s calling people fucking “nonsten” shows their maturity level.

  • Anonymous

    I can’t decide which is funnier: the fake story or the bad photoshop job! Jesus Christ! XD

  • Anonymous

    Well if you know where she is then tell me. This is the place where we all used to talk. I hope she is happy, haven’t seen her in months. Did I say otherwise? Just hoping she didn’t get sucked into the world of unhappy women who do nothing but hate all day because she is a better person than that.

    Do you think telling a grown adult that Santa Clause is real so they can sleep at night is healthy? Adults should know the truth. The reality of someone dating is not an opinion, it is what it is.

  • JessieB

    Robsessed used to post here all the time, and her and Chelcp would debate the issue without any name calling. Since this is where Robsessed used to post, what is wrong with Chelcp posting it here??

  • XYZ

    I don’t think you need to worry. She probably changed her name. You never know. She might pop up again now you mentioned her.

  • Anonymous

    Chelpc, let´s not got down this road again. You have your mind and I have mine. I don´t know you personally and you don´t know me.
    I could believe that the pope came directly down from heaven and you could believe that Santa is real.
    It would not change anything. You will say that I am insane and I could say the same about you.
    The perspective we look at things is different and that is OK, in my books. That´s what makes us human: to be different with different minds and opinions. I don´t need a mag or Gossip Board to make up my mind. It was nice, when we could talk and discuss our different minds, but that´s sadly not possible anymore.
    The Robstens want desperately to convince the Nonstens that their thoughts are the only true and vice versa.
    Where is the variety that makes a discussion interesting? We used to believe in our own things and still stay respectful to each other and have fun here on this boards. Now it´s turned up in a KS-fan board and whoever dares to say otherwise is a hateful, ugly, fat bitch with no intelligence. Ever wondered why most of the regular posters don´t come back?

    Let´s just say it with this words:
    “We all live under the same sky, but we don´t all have the same horizon.”

    Occasionally I write with Robsessed and the last time we chatted she was fine…

  • Anonymous

    Well that’s all you had to say Dana, tell her I said hello.

  • Liz

    Yeah, I love that

  • Janet

    ROFLMAO @ you! Do you twerpy little Twihards have any reason for your existence outside of your insane obsession for mediocre actors who don’t know you exist and wouldn’t give a damn if they did?

    “Nonstens”, for Christ’s sake. How old are you, fourteen and a half? Jesus, I’ve met kids in the fifth grade who are more emotionally mature than you lot.

  • Janet

    The real trolls are the ones who went to see “Breaking Dawn” wearing wedding dresses, specially bought for the occasion. You can bet your next paycheck they will never have another occasion to wear one.

  • Justsayin

    Do self-righteous bitches like you have any reason for your existence outside of your obsession with girlfriend of the man you will never have. You know his A-list actress girlfriend. Go blow it out your ass bitch.

  • HappyHungerGames

    Hmmm, I didn’t know that you could show emotional maturity over the Internet. We aren’t the ones who started calling them nonstens. They did. They have “nonsten” written all over their twitter and tumblr accounts. Deal with it.

  • HappyHungerGames

    Sweetheart, the nonstens named themselves that. Not us. We aren’t the ones stalking an actress we don’t like. They are. Get a life.

  • HappyHungerGames

    That’s hilarious coming from a nonsten who probably lives in her parent’s basement. You idiots spend more time on Kristen than you do Rob. And yet you pretend to be his “true fans”. lmfao, maybe we should start calling you Krisbians now since you guys stalk her so much.

  • Anonymous

    The nonstens are the ones who made up the names for themselves and started nonsten.com. And it’s just easier to write out than “women who refuse to believe Rob & Kristen are in a relationship.”

    “mediocre actors”, let me guess, you are from norstendrama? You sound like you are.

  • Linda

    Robsessed1986 was totally in denial about Rob and Kristen, but she always was polite.

  • crmomof2

    Bottom line is that Kristen and Rob are so private that no “source”, tabloid, or gossip site will find out what their personal plans are. The only ones that would know something like what is in this article is their respective families, and their most (and I mean life long and very,very close) friends who would never betray their privacy.

  • Anonymous

    And Jerry too, where has he been?

  • Annabella

    Yes what happened to her, jerryd, Herbee, Emma, and even misszee, and there was another one with a J? I’m not a fan of these new commenters with potty mouths and obsessive natures I never used to comment but would read a lot of the comments it used to be so much fun on here, I do hope robsessed is okay I lloved how she always stuck up for rob no matter what

  • ZT

    Yep!! just like that.

  • Annabella

    Jae was her name…I remember kristen stories would have like 400 comments of you all getting into it lol

  • Annabella

    LMFAO that is hilarious and sad people actually went and did that lol

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000199195902 Kristi Heim

    Ok first of all that magazine is trash they’ve lied about them before, and another thing they are not living together. I personally think there will be a huge bombshell after the second part of breaking dawn comes to theaters. I guess the thing I don’t understand is why they never want to be photographed at events together like award shows. I say if you love someone that much you aren’t afraid to show it to everyone. I see famous couples holding hands or at least showing up to red carpet events together. I think its a bit of insecurity on her part, she looks like she doesn’t want him to touch her even when he tries. I think we are in for a real doozie of a bombshell when BD part 2 comes out, and i don’t mean a wedding or babies….let’s just wait and see what happens.

  • guest

    WHEN they get married, I doubt they’ll ever tell anyone about it.

  • http://twitter.com/Nathiest Nathiest

    Potato, Potato. Your inside source is the same inside source OK is using. It’s all about create a buzz for the two actors.

  • Voice of Reason

    Huh?
    Where did you live the last weeks?
    Haven’t you seen the videos and photos of Cannes?
    They where filmed kissing and cuddling at the OTR afterparty and weren’t even awareof this. They were photographed hugging after the screening of Cosmopolis in the theatre and there they knew that there were cameras. And what about the hand holding when leaving the afterparty of Cosmopolis.
    They weren’t together on the red carpets, because the went with their directors and fellow actors and this seemed quite usual at Cannes.
    So, what do you want to state with your comment?
    We all, who believe in Robert and Kristens relationship, think this is a fake story.

  • Jae

    This is just too funny. I only stopped here tonight because I noticed that there was something new on Gossip Cop and I was on line and saw it was recent. I used to comment here going back some 2 maybe 2 1/2 years and enjoyed debating with normal folks that had a different opinion than I did; unfortunately, someone managed to attract the kind of folks that are only concerned with trashing other people, slinging insults and threats and just being all around nasty that it was not even worth stopping by here. While I cannot speak for Jerry D, or Emma or Misszee, I can tell you that Robsessed1986 is doing fine and has not fallen victim to “the norstendrama site” (which I never heard of until reading it in Chelcp’s comment, must be something new, who knows). I can assure you, if the concern is real, that Robsessed1986 is still the person she has always been and will be and I will be sure to pass it along that she was thought of by some folks. I am sure that she will appreciate the thought. Just in case I have a problem posting, since I have not been here in a while and really don’t intend to come back,

    Take care, Jae

  • Insatnlf

    This is such a bullshit story that even not knowing anything about Pattinson and Stewart, anyone who has average intelligence and brain in their skulls would not believe it. And still – I thought in my naivety – that the rags have left them alone finally. Then this comes out and it’s the same crap all over again.

  • violet

    i agree famous couples who value their privacy just as much as them don’t go through the extreme lengths to keep their relationship under wraps because it takes away from the time they have together by always plotting ways so no one finds out their together, they probably just believe ‘F’ it at the end of they day we’re in love, people can say what they want’ and hold hands and show up at places together and do small bits of PDA just like any other bf and gf. It probably is a bit insecurity on kstews part Robs been trying to hold her hand in public and do subtle small bits of PDA but she always pulls away. It’s like she’s embarrassed of their relationship. hope robs keeps going along with it but hiding a nice normal thing: being in love, like it’s shameful, that’s hard.

  • clarissa

    Hey, I last saw her in one of a “nonsten”( Have I said I hate that word before? so immature) tumblr page. I hope it isn’t her but her nickname was the same. Actually, I love listening people who have different opinions and I definetely want those kind of people around me who is expressing her opinion without cursing or bashing other people with offensive words. That’s why I went to that blog and I regretted immediately, I don’t want her to be one of those women; I agree with you, she is not a bitter person as some of them really are. But I think, the worst part is those women are generally married and have children. It really scares me.

  • Buffy_2012

    Jerry post regularly on Robstenation. He is just as crazy about Kristen as he ever was!!!

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    Then this comes out and it’s the same crap all over again.

  • http://twitter.com/hopesecho hopesecho

    Ya’ll know they can’t come out too much publicly ” well they have shown us in Cannes & many other times they are a couple”. But did you see the vid of them trying to get in a car in Cannes after the video of them at the after party? It was crazy they were getting crushed, which explains why they didn’t/don’t talk ab it, because public gets even more of a frenzy & but actions speak louder than words . Why are people so obsessed? IMHO it’s because you can see/feel their love in even pics. & everyone wants a love like theirs. As Rob said, “they are already married in the eyes of the church” as it was a real minister in BD1. Kristen seems more cautious ab it, but she is hated by so many IMHO because she is Robs girl. It’s really sad.

  • http://twitter.com/hopesecho hopesecho

    I just saw on a new Vanity fair interview, Rob said “Kristen smiles all the time”, which we have all seen. He also stated “But the mags CHOOSE the pics of her not smiling”. I get so tired of reading, doesn’t she ever smile? Of course she does! As the quotes from Rob prove besides all the pics we see of her smiling. She can’t win for losing & now since they are showing us that they are a couple by supporting each other… not that you could not see their love for each other before, people are hating on Rob because Kristen is his girl. Never imagined how sick/insane this world was, until I started following them in 2009.

  • Vanessa

    LOL at this crap. Leave them alone. They are happy as they are. Cannes was just too much. They were the King and Queen of Cannes, that’s enough for now.

  • Kara13

    I don’t understand people thinking she is a nonsten. She had posted a comment before that she was a Rob fan, and not a Kristen fan. I never seen any comments of hers that trashing Kristen. When the first SWATH trailer came out Robsessed mentioned she may want to go see it. One of her favorite people on these boards is Buffy_2012 who is a Kristen/Rob/Robsten fan. Her and Buffy were always respectful to each other, and there were MANY times some Robsten fans would give her hell because they misunderstood her comments and Buffy was the first one to defend her. As for people cussing or getting mad, if you ever take time to look at the comments, some of the ones that cuss do it in response to someone else attacking them and being rude to them.

  • Info

    Snow White & the Huntsman – A Universal Pictures release. Directed by Rupert Sanders. Starring Charlize Theron, Kristen Stewart, Chris Hemsworth and Sam Clafin. Rated PG-13.

    By Joe Sicari

    Wicked Local

    Posted Jun 07, 2012 @ 06:00 AM

    It was only a few months ago when the colorful, light and at times funny version of the Snow White fairy tale was released. The film Mirror, Mirror failed to make a strong impression with audiences. Now comes a darker, heavier version of the fairy tale in Snow White & the Huntsman.

    The movie opens with a dark, tone-setting prologue that shows the evil Queen Ravenna (Charlize Theron) trick a king, take over the kingdom and drain the people while also imprisoning the king’s young and beautiful daughter. Time has passed, and now the daughter, named Snow White (Kristen Stewart), escapes and ends up in the Dark Forest. The queen, enraged, and with her magic powers unable to work there, first sends her brother after Snow White. When he cannot bring her back, she turns to the Huntsman (Chris Hemsworth).

    The Huntsman, a tortured soul who has suffered a great loss, agrees to help after the queen promises she will relieve the heartbreaking pain he carries.

    It doesn’t take the Huntsman long to find Snow White or to realize the queen isn’t to be trusted. The Huntsman becomes Snow White’s protector. He, along with her childhood friend William (Sam Clafin), now an expert with a bow, and the dwarves who live in the forest, must find a way to defeat the queen.

    The screenplay, written by John Lee Hancock, Evan Daugherty, and Hossein Amini, doesn’t have a bit of romance or bright fairy tale trappings. No, this film is dark to its center, and that center is the queen, played to maximum villainy by Theron, who is downright scary at times.

    There is a run-in with a troll that brings up the excitement level in the midsection of the film, its only drawback. Commercial director Rupert Sanders, in his first feature outing, can’t do much with the midsection other than the troll sequence, but more of the blame for that goes to the screenplay, which offers nothing to enliven it. Sanders gets the fantasy elements, like the magic mirror that tells the queen of Snow White’s threat to her, the climactic battle scenes and the confrontation between Snow White and the queen.

    Stewart matches Theron. She shows Snow White’s fear, and as the film progresses she slowly builds the strength Snow White needs to lead and to face the queen. Hemsworth is the strong, reluctant hero, while Claflin makes for a dashing younger hero.

    The overall production is first rate, and the effects blend seamlessly into the live action, never overshadowing the cast. Greig Fraser’s widescreen camera work captures the action. Snow White & the Huntsman is a fantasy adventure that truly delivers.

  • Angelbbaby

    Aw this is so cute YALL MAKe a good couple!!!

  • Info

    Must read…….Review by actor James Franco

    Kristen Stewart the Queen

    Posted: 06/07/2012 9:05 am

    Nana is back in New Orleans after a week in London doing makeup for the Prometheus press tour. Fortunately, the other makeup artists on the film I’m shooting filled in for her so she could make sure the cast of Prometheus looked good for Access Hollywood. I’m only a little bitter, and that’s only because I love having Nana around and I don’t like to share her. But I understand that she is in a creative role and needs to consider her own career; I also understand that she has made sacrifices for me. Last year, she spent six months in Detroit doing my turn-of-the-century (20th century, that is) hairdo on Oz, instead of taking a job as head of the hair department on Snow White and the Huntsman. I don’t want to talk about whether she made the right decision or not, but for the past year she has reminded me that she would have had a lot of fun creating all the hairstyles on Huntsman. Well, Huntsman is finally in theaters and, since we’re currently shooting nights, we took the occasion of Nana’s return to see a matinee showing; Iris, my Mexican producing associate, came along. There is a great theater called Canal Place on Canal and Decatur where they take your order at your seat and serve gourmet popcorn, salads, sandwiches and beer. Nana got the truffle-flavored popcorn and I got regular because the flavors usually get old after a few bites.

    Snow White and the Huntsman looks great and the actors are fabulous. The film gives us everything that it should: beauty, danger, romance, action, fantasy and a rewarding ending. Of course, this movie isn’t breaking new narrative ground — who expected that? In fact, the script by Evan Daugherty — a fellow NYU film school grad — is more than loyal to the familiar set pieces of the original story: three drops of blood on the snow, fair skin, dark hair, a wicked witch, a magic mirror, dwarves and a poisoned apple. The main addition to the classic tale is forecasted in the title. The Huntsman, played by handsome Chris Hemsworth, steals the meat of the role traditionally played by the dwarves: bonding with Snow White out in the woods. His presence means the film has less time to explore the dynamics of the makeshift family with the dwarves, which would be forgivable if only his romantic connection with Snow White were given enough space to develop properly. Some critics might go after the actors for being flat — Nana said it seemed like Hemsworth was playing Thor in different clothes, and Iris, who worked on the first two Twilight films, praised Stewart but was still reminded of Bella Swan. We discussed, and Iris and Nana came around. They blamed the actors less — I mean, the actors are going to look like themselves from movie to movie; it’s not like they’re character actors — and started to look at the material they’d been given to work with. If Stewart and Hemsworth don’t entirely pull off the romance of the year, it’s the fault not of their acting as much as the script’s structure. And if their previous incarnations are trailing them, that has less to do with their performances than with the overwhelmingly large place their previous roles occupy in our present culture. Whether they heed it or not, those two are under a ton of pressure: Is Chris just an unusually rugged man with a deep voice, or can he play anything other than a Norse god? Is Kristen just a pouty Vampire lover riding a temporary wave of pop culture madness, or is she the real deal? I believe that they are both talented and special performers who make the most of their material in this film. What’s interesting is the way its story parallels the plight of the actors themselves.

    Fairy tales are tricky things. They usually traffic in simply drawn characters and storylines that depend more on symbolic action than subtle development. Fairy tales, like parables, are devices to teach lessons in broad strokes, not to study character in detail. That’s one reason animation can often do better justice to fairy tales than live action films. For a while, live action was lagging in the fantasy department, because the technology couldn’t render the special effects well enough, but Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings changed all that. Now fantasy worlds can be realized in live-action films better than in animated ones. The difference now between Snow White and the Huntsman and Puss in Boots is that we allow an animated cat to cut corners in emotional development, whereas we expect Kristen Stewart’s character to develop according to the rigors of reality. Puss can fall in love at the first sight of a female cat, but Kristen’s Snow White needs to have reasons for falling for the Huntsman. In the Grimm Brothers’ version of the Snow White story, the evil queen wants to be the fairest in the land simply because she is vain and proud, but this film provides further support for her murderous competition with all beauties in the land. Charlize Theron’s Queen is a woman who has survived for generations in a ruthless patriarchy. Her beauty is what keeps her in power in a man’s world. Unfortunately, the downside of her perpetual power and beauty forces her to turn on her fellow females rather than on restrictive men.

    So, the conflict is ultimately between two females who represent innocent youth (Stewart) and aging beauty (Theron), each of whom is fighting to control the throne. Sadly, this can be seen as an analog to the dynamics faced by actresses (and, to an extent, actors) today. The old guard will always be wary of the new guard, but the fact is that women in entertainment still depend on their looks more than men do. Even two powerhouses like Theron and Stewart are beholden to the dictates of a man’s world.

    In a way, the film could also be said to parallel Stewart’s rise to stardom. Snow White is imprisoned in a tower for about a decade — let’s say from age eight to 18. From the looks of the place, I doubt she received much in the way of nourishing food or toiletries, let alone an education, so it is a little strange to see spry, beautiful, intelligent Kristen Stewart emerge from the dungeon. Of course, this is a fairy tale and we can allow that the princess is beautiful. These are Medieval conditions, so even if she hadn’t been in prison, she’d probably look like crap from the lack of modern tooth brushing apparatuses and moisturizers alone. So we can assume that this is our version of beauty, standing in for an older version. But the idea that she is the chosen one, fit to rule the kingdom without any preparation or training, is hard to accept. This unearned entitlement is the same issue that bedevils the Twilight stories: these kids don’t have to work to become beautiful, immortal, intelligent vampires; they just need to get bitten. Some might argue that Stewart — or any young upstart buoyed by the surge of a successful franchise, album, or Internet meme — is just as unjustly charmed. Some could say she had a lucky break when she was cast in Twilight and then rose to international stardom based less on her own skills than on the success of the project. But, whereas Snow White would more than likely be inarticulate, diseased and frail after being confined in a tower for 10 years, Kristen Stewart landed Twilight after years of working with some of the best directors in the business (David Fincher, Sean Penn). She actually does deserve the crown.

    To me, then, the images of Snow White as a leader of immense strength, charging on horseback across the beach at the head of an army, has less to do with her character and more to do with the actress who plays her. Stewart has braved more scrutiny of her private life than most presidents. She has taken big career risks by doing films like Welcome to the Rileys, The Runaways and On the Road (nudity, I hear). She has worked her ass off. Whatever Snow White may be, Kristen is a warrior queen. Give her the crown

  • Annabella

    Jae,
    If you get a chance to see this thank your for replying, I am glad to hear all is well with you and Robsessed. The trash on this site stinks to the high heavens as some of these people like to gang up on others for having a different opinion. Foul mouthed and low blows is all that’s common now def not the same as before when you guys were the regulars on here :( I have never heard of the norstendrama site either but as a kristen and rob fan I don’t seek out websites or people that bash them. Makes no sense for “robstens” to visit those “nonsten” sites when they know what they will see will get them upset why do it to yourself. While I love Kristen I dont think she’s some goddess like some others on here and I realize this is not a kristen fan board nor a rob fan board. Its sad some people are so heavily invested in rob and kristens life whether your obsession is driven by admiration or jealousy. It’s sad to know their every move like that, I love kristen but I couldn’t tell you whether she was in Paris or Hong Kong as of today but I bet you some people know right now and thats just scary. Please tell Robsessed she is missed and if any of the other regulars read this you guys r missed too.

  • Linda

    A lot of them are psycho and still claim Rob and Kristen are together for PR.

  • Anonymous

    The definition of a nonsten is someone who doesn’t believe that Rob and Kristen are in a relationship or don’t want them together, and she doesn’t believe they are together.

  • Anonymous

    Very good review by James Franco! Thanks for posting.

  • Leelea

    While I get what you are trying to say, why do you think it’s ok for you to call people on here 12 yr olds or preach to them about what they should or should not say? Many of the regular posters here get confronted by a nonsten or a troll first, and then they will most certainly fire back. You preach at people on here about cussing when you are on here gossiping with everyone about Kristen, and telling people whose comments you don’t like that they are acting like a 12yr old. This is a gossip site and not a bible class. As far as your comment of people being heavily invested in Rob and Kristen’s life, what do you call what you’re doing here? You comment on all the articles about Rob and Kristen so does that make you heavily invested in their life?

  • Jessie

    Wow, Summit is really desperate to get the hype going for Breaking Dawn 2, if they’re planting so obviously fake stories like this. Rob won’t even acknowledge that he’s dating anyone, and with PDA that looks like consoling someone over their lackluster reviews, it’s no wonder the PR machine has to kick it up a notch.

    Since Rob’s been traveling with that gorgeous French woman we’ll probably see stories about how she’s responsible for breaking them up when no wedding materializes.

  • Voice of Reason

    What a joke. They’re both too concerned with their careers to even have a functioning relationship. They spent the majority of last year in different countries, and they both have so many upcoming film projects that they’ll spend the majority of next year in different countries as well.

    Married celebrities don’t do that. They arrange their schedules so they never go more than 2 weeks apart. These 2 don’t have that rule. Friends with benefits do as they please, hang out when it’s convenient and go their separate ways when they want to. Given how famous they are, it makes sense, since neither one of them can exactly date a fan, and it’s difficult to know who to trust when you’re famous. Rob just said it’s hard to meet people.

  • Wtf

    You are NOT Voice of Reason. She is a Robsten fan and would never label then friends with benefits. Nice try troll.

  • Wtf

    Delusional much? First of all the short haired female is part of his agents team, and if you think Rob would leave Kristen for her then the joke is on you. Rob made it quite clear Kristen and him are together. Keep posting your pitiful bullshit though. If nothing else it’s good for a laugh.

  • Anonymous

    Just give it up Alyssa, your tirades are boring and mean nothing to Rob and Kristen’s relationship. You went on and on for months about the time spent apart as if it meant something but when we see them together they are happier than ever. They support each other and their careers and are proud of each other. That is what we call a healthy relationship. What I call your rants – a waste of your time, because they change nothing.

  • Jessie

    I don’t think saying “That’s so ridiculous,” and “I don’t comment on my private life, I’m not an idiot,” is making anything clear. He won’t acknowledge that they’re dating, and no many how many grainy videos pop up, he’s not claiming to be anything.

    Too bad fans can’t mind their own business. I don’t understand why they’re so over invested in two people they don’t know.

  • Anonymous

    You sound pretty over-invested yourself.

  • Voice of Reason

    And she’s the only VoR on the whole internet? She doesn’t have a copyright on the name. Grow up.

  • Arcachnar

    It is? Thanks for pointing this out. Proves again that I really keep on mixing them up.

  • Arcachnar

    Oh man. I really have to keep up these days with this sort of nicknames. What is a Norsten? Sorry, for asking.

  • Arcachnar

    Oh man. I really have to keep up these days with this sort of nicknames. What is a Norsten? Sorry, for asking.

  • Wtf

    She’s the one we care to hear from. You nonstens are little cowards. Quit using other people monikers and go talk with your other nonsten hags.

  • XYZ

    Ooopppsss you forgot the T to your reason. Next time, spell your alias correctly.

  • Wtf

    Blah, Blah, Blah. Same stupid nonsten shit every day. There is crystal clear video of him and Kristen at Cannes, and at this point if you still hold on to the pr bullshit then your just an idiot. Rob was with the director of his new movie that he is promoting. It’s rude of an interviewer to ask Rob about his relationship with Kristen, or ask him about Twilight. Rob’s not an idiot because he knows no matter what he says there are people like you that twist it, and take out of context to fit whatever delusional theory you come up with.

  • XYZ

    I don’t think there is Norsten as far as I know? But there is Nonbert, but they aren’t not nasty as Nonstens.

  • Anonymous

    I have no idea why they call themselves norstens. Someone posted a link to their blog a couple of months ago. You can google norstendrama to find it. They are very vicious and say horrible things about Rob and Kristen all day long. From what I hear they are former fans of Rob’s who are angry with him for being with Kristen so they make up rumors about them.

  • Voice of Reason

    I know, how easy it is to just use the name of another user.
    But if you expand the profile, you will see the difference.
    Just click on the picture beside the name and the profile window opens.
    This person who uses my moniker ‘Voice of Reason’ has surely not postet on the gossip rag Promiflash and in German, these posts you can only find in my profile.
    And, for the future, to make sure it’s me, I will post under the German transaltion for Voice of Reason (Stimme der Vernunft) and write every post in German with an English translation. Let’s see if he or she can top this.

  • Kayinmcn

    Here, and I thought they were already married. They were married by the priest ( minister ) in BD1!!!!

  • guest

    why people always talk about nonstens!! Nonberts ,krisbians are very dangerous too,they tarsh Rob all the time ,even wish him death !! Rob’s fan have to defend him against them.

  • Wtf

    Come back when a nonbert or krisbian shows up at a premiere and tweet about hurting Rob. Otherwise have a seat and shut up.

  • JessieB

    OMG. I saw the videos you posted. Those nonsten have seriously lost their minds…..

  • Stimme der Vernunft

    Hey, denkst du es ist witzig, den Spitznamen, den ich mir zugelegt habe, zu benutzen? Wenn du das weiterhin tun möchtest, nur zu!
    Ich denke aber, dass du es nicht schaffen wirst auch in Deutsch zu schreiben.
    Ich bin die einzig wahre Stimme der Vernunft, die daran glaubt, dass Robert Pattinson und Kristen Stewart ein Paar sind.

    Übrigens, dein Post hört sich verd… nach anderen an den ich unter den verschiedensten Namen auf den unterschiedlichsten Boards über Rob und Kristen gelesen habe. Dieses Aufrechnen der Zeiten wann, wo, wie oft und wie lange das Paar zusammen war, habe ich doch im letzten Herbst so oft gelesen, als Rob im LA und Kristen in London war. Ich kann mich nur nicht mehr an all die verschiedenen Spitznamen erinnern, die du benutzt hast. LOL

    ─────

    Hey, do you think it’s funny, using the moniker I adopted? If you want to keep doing it, be my guest!
    I think though, that you won’t manage to write in German, too.
    I’m the one and only Voice of Reason, who believes that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are a couple.

    BTW, your post sounds dam… similiar to others I read under various names on different boards about Rob and Kristen. This reckoning up of the times when, where, how often and how long the couple were together, I read regularly last autumn, when Rob was in LA and Kristen was in London. I don’t just remember all the nicknames you used then. LOL

  • Stimme der Vernunft

    Seemingly it is not as easy as I thought to change the moniker if you use the same e-mail address.
    This post is a second try. Let’s see what will appen this time. :-)

  • Stimme der Vernunft

    My third try.

  • Stimme der Vernunft

    Ah es hat geklappt, allerdings mit ner anderen Mail-Addy.
    Und wie sieht es jetzt aus?

  • Stimme der Vernunft

    So it stays Voice of Reason, I just write my comments in German and English.

  • XYZ

    Hey, I think you just scared the impostor/imposter. This person thought that nobody would notice. He/She just learnt his/her lesson – don’t under estimate the intelligence of Robsten-.

  • XYZ

    Goed gedaan meid (well done girl) !!! Although I don’t know how to say it German.

  • Delledavis

    Just watch . . . Kris and Rob have stopped smoking, Kristen is not drinking alcohol, multi comments about her “glowing”, no heavy plans for work, slight notice of tiny bump. Watch the entire video of them at the after party of “On the Road” at Cannes. Just saying!!!!!!.

  • Robsessed1986

    If you really do care, I’m just fine. Jae and Dana21 let me know of your concern. Again, I am not delusional just because I do not believe as you do. I don’t need to join any group because I can, and do, think for myself all the time. The only light I have seen in my life is God. Rob and his perceived personal life are far from being “the light”. I think even Rob would agree with that. I am, first and foremost, Rob’s fan and will continue to promote his career. His personal life is his, and mine is mine. But, just for the record, I have not changed my mind. Thanks and have a great life!!

  • Robsessed1986

    Thank you!

  • Robsessed1986

    Thank you Dana21!!

  • Robsessed1986

    Of course I am happy. Why wouldn’t I be? Because I have my own thoughts and don’t believe as you do? I have said time and time again that I am a full time college student and mom. I am majoring in Criminal Justice and minoring in Sociology. That keeps me very busy and I have no time or inclination to come here and “debate” with people who have no concept of the word “debate”. And, AGAIN (for the 1000th time) reality for Rob and KS may not be the reality you all wish for. What you believe to be the truth may not be the truth for either of them. Have a good one!

  • Robsessed1986

    Hi Annabella! I wanted to leave you a comment because I appreciate your last sentence. You’ll be glad to know that I still stick up for Rob no matter what. As you have mentioned, I stopped commenting here because I got tired of the bullshit. I got tired of people who could not tolerate other peoples’ opinions, and to cope they just launched personal attacks with their foul mouths. Thanks for your kind words! Take care!!

  • Robsessed1986

    It is too funny, isn’t it?

  • Robsessed1986

    See? Even when it’s just someone’s opinion of someone else (non-celebrity, namely me) you have to interject your opinion. It makes me laugh, it really does. But, for the record, you’re right about that much…….I don’t believe. But I’m sure that doesn’t effect your life in the least……or does it?

  • Robsessed1986

    Just because I visit a site you may not like, or even comment there from time to time (although I have no idea which site you are talking about) doesn’t mean I am like-minded about everything being said. Just like you being here, commenting as you do, doesn’t mean you are one of the ones who are foul mouthed and obnoxious. So, if it was Robsessed1986 or Robsessed86 you saw, it was probably me. I like differing opinions as well, and you can’t always get those on a site full of people with the same opinion, so you have to look around a bit. It’s kinda like keeping yourself informed and all. No, I am not bitter. What would I be bitter about? Some actors who don’t know I exist? I have way too much on my own plate to worry about Rob’s private life. Have a good one!

  • Stimme der Vernunft

    Hab’s auch so verstanden. Deutsch und Holländisch sind ja näher verwandt, als Deutsch und Englisch. :-)

    —–

    I did understand it anyway. German and Dutch are even nearer related than German and English. :-)

  • kikay

    Yup,the same old delutional Robsessed1986,what can you do?Can’t teach old dogs new tricks!

  • Lavender_2462

    can’t kristen stewart and robert pattison sue these mags that do this this is awful to say i for one do not think they are together this stuff should stop what is wrong with people

  • Arcachnar

    Is not that what she meant with foul-mouthed and attackin for their opinions? And no. I am not taking sides.

  • http://www.facebook.com/angel.grizzle Angel Grizzle

    Yeah I did to , everyone said that the minister married Rob and Kristen on the set of Breaking Dawn instead of marrying Bella and Edward.

  • http://www.facebook.com/angel.grizzle Angel Grizzle

    There are plenty of couple who have been together for years and never married it does not mean that they are not a couple it means that they do not need to be married to be happy together I would rather they be happy and not marry than marry and divorce less than a year later like most celbs do.

    Alan Rickman is not married, but he has been in a relationship for over the past forty years with his girlfriend

    Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis has been together for 14 years never married

  • Islamtalbi

    yeah girl i like your comment so much OH and don’t froget the fact that rob is leaving kris for sarah gordon loooooooooool this makes me laugh so hard that’s what the nonstens like jannet are saying

  • Islamtalbi

    nonstens are people “you” who hates seeing ” robsten” happy you are probably jealous of kristen cuz you’re single or maybe you are a lesbian who hates seeing kris with rob hey there isa videio of them making out in cannes you can watch it. it Is so clear and please if you are a nonsten don’t bother and read articals about robsten and don’t evan comment

  • ISLAMTALBI

    look if you are a fucking nonsten get the hell out of here and don’t write comments we are emotionally mature but maybe you are not so speak for your self and are you like11years old cuz your commentsNare so immature and it makes me laugh YOU CAN NOT DENY IT ANY MORE ROBSTEN ARE REALL THEY ARE MAYBE NOT ENGAGED BUT THEY ARE REAL SO DEAL WITH IT

  • Islamtalbi

    A JEALOUS SINGLE NONSTEN THAT’s helarious
    i changed my minde i bet you are a 50 year old nonsten who leaves byherself and hates to see young couples happy

  • Linda

    Oh give me a break. The whole world knows they’re together. They’re not hiding it anymore either with all the PDA in France.

  • Linda

    If R&K aren’t together then why were they kissing and holding hands in France?! Why did Rob go to Kristen right after the Cosmopolis premiere and hug her? I’d like to see you explain that one.

  • Linda

    I can’t believe the nonstens who have turned against Rob and call him “Boob” now. Robsessed wouldn’t do that – she would always support Rob.

  • Linda

    These nonstens including Robsessed know the real deal. No matter how much they deny it or scream PR! they know Rob and Kristen are boyfriend and girlfriend. I don’t for one second believe they can’t see the truth. Bottom line: they don’t want it to be true so they make continually make ridiculous excuses. I guess Rob can’t have a girlfriend without some people going off the deep end. Whatever.

  • Linda

    Oh Alyssa, are you going to start counting days again? Better take your medicine.

  • Robsessed1986

    Thank you! You’re right, I would never turn against Rob just because of who he choses to hang out with. I’ve said that before, and I’ll keep saying it because it is how I feel. I am a very loyal person by nature, so I will be loyal to Rob. Only an extreme case of moral turpitude would cause loss of my loyality and friendship, even for a life-long friend. So, I take your comment as a compliment!

  • Robsessed1986

    How do you know that the WHOLE WOR

  • Robsessed1986

    How do you know that the WHOLE WORLD knows they are together? Did you take a poll or something? I’m sure most people, a majority, of the world could give a shit less about these two actors, or any of us for that matter. There are people dying of famine in this world who couldn’t care less about this NON-issue.

  • Anonymous

    Did you ever met those people you are talking about, Linda? Who are you to judge someone by only reading their comments? This goes both ways, you know… Has anyone of them called you some disrespectful name only because you believe that Rob and KS are a couple???
    You judge people for “trashing” KS or for not sharing your POV, yet here you are doing the same. What a hypocritical way to go.
    Maybe you should think twice before you post your judgemental posts without even knowing what kind of person lies behind the comments.

  • Anonymous

    @ Linda: Do yourself a favour and post the link to the video where you can clearly see that Rob moved to KS and not the other way around where she moved to the cast with the rest of the audience.
    I will be the first to admit that what I saw was wrong and you are right, Linda, because I am mature enough to see when I made a mistake…
    Have a nice day!!!

  • Denise

    I can’t wait til they get married, they been dating off and on since the first Twilight film
    was made as for I can remember. They r the cutiest couple, Kristen pick the hottest
    guy out of the youngest bunch. I don’t care if know 1 is on my side, I just can’t wait til
    they get married. <3 ya Rob and Kristen ur the best!!!!!!

  • JessieB

    All you have to do is look at a nonstens tumblr to see that they are psycho. Sorry, but when I read a comment from a nonsten that is about everyone in Hollywood hating Kristen, Rob’s parents hating Kristen, Kristen being a druggie, no studio wants to work with Kristen, etc., it’s not hard to reach the conclusion that the nonstens are bitter, hate-filled, liars, and obsessed with Kristen because she has the man they lust after. Linda like the rest of Robstens don’t judge anyone for not sharing our opinions, it’s the lies and hate that the nonstens spread that we have a problem with.

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