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Site Now Thinks Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Swingers

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4:00 pm, April 23rd, 2012

(HollywoodLife)

HollywoodLife is moving full steam ahead in its relentless campaign to post as many patently ridiculous stories as possible about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

The webloid’s latest stab at relevance is to suggest that Pattinson’s Coachella wardrobe signals an “open relationship” with Stewart.

Pattinson wore an “Avalon Swingers” t-shirt, prompting HollywoodLife to say it seems the “notoriously private” actor is “open for anything — and anyone!”

The reality-challenged blog asks, “Are Rob and [Kristen] trying to spice things up in the bedroom by adding in a guest star?”

So HollywoodLife is now speculating that Stewart and Pattinson are swingers.

Our heads hurt.

Seriously?

It’s come to this?

HollywoodLife has always been clueless about Stewart and Pattinson, of course, but the site may have just reached a new level of jaw-dropping absurdity.

What’s next?

If Pattinson wears a Rolling Stones t-shirt next week, will HollywoodLife breathlessly write that he’s joined the band?

If he carries an umbrella on set, will the site declare he’s “hinting” at a secret tryst with Rihanna?

Does HollywoodLife really not understand that wearing a t-shirt is different than a lifestyle announcement?

Instead of trying to “spice up” speculation about Stewart and Pattinson’s private lives, the site should stick to what it does well.

(When we think of what that is, we’ll let you know.)

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JessMarie414

Oh Lord… Seriously? Someone please save these people from themselves!
Tina1968

really? Can these stories get more stupid
Elizabeth

Could HL be anymore desperate for hits?
Jaylee

LOL. Really…..
jjj

OMG, this so absurd, that I don’t even have words.Hollywood Life shoul do us a favour an just blissfully disappear
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_23J3DXXGBDIFQBUYY3OEWPRSQE aimzers

this story is so stupid its funny!
jjj

OMG, this so absurd, that I don’t even have words.Hollywood Life should do us a favour and just blissfully disappear
Buffy_2012

What can we say about HL? Oh well you can’t fix stupid..
Karen

I can’t believe that such trash as HL even exists and people pay to read it. People with no brains, no doubt.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KKJWN3UEYXOXLK4HEFNL3HZNLE Britt Solomon

Hollywood Life is awful. Period.
higglty pigglty

How about this…”No matter how big a hammer you use….you simply cannot beat common sense in to stupid people!”…..
seriously?

Another story that’s so ridiculous that it shouldn’t even warrant a response. Comon, GC. Stop being so sensitive! Anyone with any intelligence know this was a farce. It’s just a tshirt Rob got at the local thrift store…in his favorite color…black.
Annabella

lol absolutely ridiculous Rob and Kristen have proved the haters wrong and still these jealous hags can’t accept it so they twist shit around to try and stir the pot, these two have been together for years and don’t let the disgusting rumors get to them…leave these two alone, they are so amazing!
Emily

Do the writers of HL not understand people KNOW their writing is shit?
Peaceoutalyssa

If Robert Pattionson and Kristen Stewart were to make a sex tape who would watch it ?? I know I would they’re sexy ♥
D. Martin

When does slander come into play? I mean…seriously! How can some of these sites get by with this?
xxx

Oh my God. WHO CARES???!!!!!

So sick of seeing Twishit on here.
Ella

It would be libel, and the First Amendment protects sites like Hollywood Life. Not only would Rob and Kristen have to prove that defamatory statements were made and distributed, but they might also have to prove that there was “intent” to defame them. It’s very difficult to prosecute these kinds of cases, and that’s a big portion of why these tab/webloids continue to exist and write the crap that they write.
guest

GC does great publicity for hollywood life. HL comes out with some silly tidbit, GC posts it and voila, dozens of comments for GC and we all talk about hollywood life.
crmomof2

Kristen’s t-shirt said “White Trash”…let’s be glad that the haters didn’t focus on that.
Kacibear

Buffy, babygirl you are awesome!!! Just saw your reply to someone on your tumblr and damn girl you know how to set someone straight. I’m new on Twitter and have followed you on these boards. Sorry to be fangirling but you rock….
AllThatGlittersIsGold

^ I saw it too. The nonstens are getting even more pathetic than before. They are seriously saying that GC is owned by Summit! Ha!

Notice that the more Rob and Kristen are seen together outside of twilight the more crap nonstens come up with. They can’t stand that they are proved wrong at every turn.
AllThatGlittersIsGold

White Trash is an old band. A couple of years ago TMZ was making fun of Miley Cyrus for wearing a ‘cheap trick’ shirt before they realized that was a band as well.
Buffy_2012

Thanks!! I have tried to do better with my language but that bitch deserved every cuss word I said and those I didn’t say!!!!!!
Buffy_2012

I wonder if Sillynonstens updated the nonstens summit pr payroll list on her blog? The one she has posted is hysterical!! :)
AllThatGlittersIsGold

THIS!
AllThatGlittersIsGold

That is exactly what I was thinking! You should reblog it!
Voice of Reason

The problem is, other sites take up these articles.
I’m from Germany and I sometimes watch Promiflash (a German gossip website) and they often repeat the items of Hollywood Life, especially if it is Robert Pattinson or Kristen Stewart related.
Voice of Reason

They did already, look up the PRsten.
They are the worst, since Robert Pattinson does not as they want, they hate not only on Kristen, but also on him.
Ava

That’s exactly right. If Rob doesn’t do what they want him to (like Paris for example) then they turn and start trashing him! How do these people call themselves real fans?
Ava

This isn’t a twilight related article. Rob and Kristen each have careers outside twilight. Twilight isn’t even mentioned here. And if you hate it so much then why did you click on the article? Why did you take the time to comment? I am so tired of seeing pretend haters on here.
Ava

Exactly. If GC doesn’t debunk these stupid stories then people would start freaking out. Even if it’s obvious that the story is fake.
http://www.picshits.logspot.com/ Celebrities Pictures

Kristen Stewart looking like childish……
Ava

It was stupid of that hater to bitch about you cursing. You are an adult who can do what she wants. What you do doesn’t affect anyone but yourself. Just like Kristen flipping the bird doesn’t affect anyone. They just need reasons to bitch.
Ava

How?
XYZ

Yeah how?
XYZ

I would say… they are idiots…
XYZ

I don’t think so because that is what they are.. Full of Shits!!!
XYZ

Hey Buffy my friend…i’m too lazy to search your tumbler but can I have the link please? Kacibear made me curious…
XYZ

Count me in….
Ava

Here you go http://buffy2012.tumblr.com/
XYZ

Thanks!!!
ROSSEL

Ma che cazzate andate a scrivere? Per una maglietta? SIETE PESSIMI
Krisea1112

Maybe, u mean she smoking hot and u just don’t want to admit it???..Come on…look at her in that outfit and her tone flawless legs she look sizzling hot and sexy without trying so hard.
Hi to buffy_2012,allthatglittersIsgold,XYZ,jessieB,kikay,chelp,Linda,Ava and to those who regular here that are ready to defend both kristen and rob.
XYZ

HL doesn’t know what to write anymore. Even what is written on Rob’s or Kristen’s t-shirt, HL is making big deal out of it. That’s how desperate they are.
Anonymous

Umm how is this about Twilight…sure they acted in it…but it doesn’t specifically mention Twilight. Clearly you don’t like Rob and Kristen…so some advice for you: don’t bother clicking on articles like this.
HappyHungerGames

Nonstens should take Ted Casablanca’s advice-

Monday, April 23rd Morning Bitch Back

Dear Ted,

The smartest thing Robert Pattinson did was to never confirm a relationship with Kristen Stewart. A few blurry photographs of them together does not make them a couple. When they ‘split’ after Breaking Dawn Part 2 premieres neither one will have to release a statement since it was never official. Prepare now because in the next few months all the media outlets will be reporting that they are ‘having trouble’ so the split doesn’t upset the sheep. What’s pathetic is that the sheep will still believe that Robsten was real instead of the PRmance that we know it to be.

- Nonsten and lovin it!

Dear Simple Science,

Have you ever heard of Occam’s razor, doll? It says that sometimes the simplest solution– ya know, that two, young kissing costars might just actually like each other– is the one to go with.

Why is it so hard for nonstens to believe that two costars are dating? Plenty of actors meet on set and have relationships because of it. It’s more common then a celebrity meeting a regular joe and dating them.
Buffy_2012

This is too funny. I reposted this on my blog.
Buffy_2012

Hey! Was wondering where you had been. Hope all is well, and don’t worry we will keep the nonstens in line……
Buffy_2012

I agree with ya 100%. Most of the time if my post is responding to a nonsten the cuss words will fly. I do try to tone it down, but when they say and ask some of the stupid bs they did yesterday, all rules went out the window!!!!!! :)
Buffy_2012

I sent her tweet to see if she added Gossip Cop, and the president of Cannes Film Festival!!!
Janet

LOL how do you plan to do that?
Janet

When this fauxmance evaporates right after Breaking Dawn 2 is released, are all you little Twihards going to commit mass hari-kari?
Lynn

Plus, if Rob is wearing a t-shirt suggesting he’s a swinger, wouldn’t it then be true that Kristen is ‘white trash’? Come on HL, get it together…
Saddy

Promiflash is a fucking plague. seriously, it’s even worse than hollywood life.
Saddy

Just GTFO, problem solved.
Sandy Cheeks

How about this: when they admit they have been dating for years, will you, silly nonnies, finally stfu? I doubt that.
CharlotteNC

I have never seen two more asexual individuals in my life. They’re not swinging with anyone nor are they sexing one another. Smoke and mirrors, kids. It’s all for show and it’s working great. Their fans are either truly clueless to this or they just don’t want to believe it.
NotBuyingIt

True, lots of celebs meet onset and eventually date and/or marry. Then you have the large number of H’wood couples whose PR/management/producers, etc., who force them to present themselves as either a ladies’ man or hetero or in a committed relationship until the studio heads have made their moola. It happens more than you’d ever realize. The problem some of us are having with these particular two is that it’s obvious they are not in a real relationship. It’s all for show and to get the fans into the theaters to watch their “favorite couple” on-screen. I’m sure they’re good friends but neither are in this for real. Their relationship has appeared disenguious since day one and continues to be.
http://lmgtfy.com/ Mean Bitch

‘it’s obvious they are not in a real relationship’. LOL, okay.
Krisea1112

Me too!!!!!!!
Insat

The biggest mystery in a showbiz world ever (sarcasm): are they or aren’t they dating? I’d say a lot points to them actually being a couple, it’s quite believable. Still, what if they’re friends with benefits? Honestly, it’s their business and they’ve been doing excellent job keeping people completely confused about the whole thing. Anyway, their being or not being together, and if so, then for whatever reason should not really concern anybody except themselves. Move on people, they are just two strangers for you.
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_KKJWN3UEYXOXLK4HEFNL3HZNLE Britt Solomon

“HollywoodLife is moving full steam ahead in its relentless campaign to post as many patently ridiculous stories as possible about Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart”

One of the most hilarious opening sentences. Ever.
Voice of Reason

@ Buffy
Gossip Cop is already on this list. :-)
Krisea1112

I always visit this site that related to kristen but I don’t comment all the time.I also enjoyed to read all your wonderful comment here.I know, that I can count on you all the time, to defend kristen and rob you never disappoint me.I forever be thankful to you for defending kristen because it reallly meants to me.I just visit your tumbler today and I’m enjoyed reading all your post…you my friend are such a fierce lady and I love it when you cuss to those hater and nonsten.
chris

THANK GOD FOR GOSSIP COP, I WAS JOKING ABOUT HIS SHIRT YESTERDAY SAYING I WOULD SWING WITH ROB ANYTIME,BUT THAT WAS A JOKE,ROB HAS SAID HIMSELF HE DOES NOT LIKE SEX WITHOUT FEELING.KRISTEN SAID SHE DOES NOT LIKE CHEATERS. GET A CLUE HOLLYWOOD LIFE.
Linda

Nobody stays in a friends with benefits relationship for 3 years. Rob and Kristen have only been seen with each other and no one else in all that time, but yeah, it’s their business and not ours.
Linda

This nonsten notion that Rob and Kristen are together in a PR relationship for 3 freakin’ years is so stupid. No one who has any intelligence believes that.
Linda

No, you are clueless. Rob and Kristen are in a real relationship. Your continuing to deny it just makes you and your friends look stupid.
XYZ

I don’t think HollywoodLife gets a clue. They are under nonstens payroll.
XYZ

No, we will not commit mass hari-kari (hara-kiri) but instead we will massacre all the nonstens and we will start on you first. So how about that? Satisfied?
JessMarie414

Okay so if they really are friends with benefits then why have we only seen them together for the past three years? Besides the one time out with Sarah Roemer (and three other friends), Rob has never been seen of with another woman. Same with Kristen. In three years. If they were really only FWB then why would they visit eachother’s movie sets (outside of twilight) and stay together? Why would their friends/costars/directors lie about them being together and ‘madly in love’? Doesn’t make sense.

They are together. At this point it’s not ‘the biggest mystery in showbiz’ (I got the sarcasm). Everyone besides twenty or so nonstens accepts it. It’s been three years!
Ckozain

We all know that HollywoodLife is garbage, this is just another ridiculous controversy, as they are ridiculous!
Ckozain

You’re crazy and ridiculous …….. lives in a parallel world??? Parallel reality??
JessMarie414

Maybe it’s obvious to the blind. Nonstens know they are together they just don’t want to accept it. That’s why they make up all these stupid little theories. They need excuses. Come December their world will be crashing down. And I’m not talking about anything Mayan related. As soon as Rob and Kristen are photographed together post BD2 premiere all hell will break loose in nonnieville. It’s going to be hilarious.
JessMarie414

Poor Ted. He gets exasperated with the nonnies. He’s been saying R&K are together for three years now and hasn’t moved from his stance once. I don’t know why the nonnies keep emailing in bc they know exactly what Ted is going to say.
Ckozain

I fully support the GC, HL says a lot of free crap!
Buffy_2012

By proving every little delusional story they tell is nothing more than bullshit lies. Make them look like the lying idiots they are.
JessieB

Just saw your watch out nonstens post on your tumblr. LMAO!!! That was priceless…
Buffy_2012

You should post here more. Join in on the Kristen love!! Glad you like my blog, feel free to post there anytime. I know some people may not want their comments or questions in Tumblr posted on Twitter, so if you do post on my blog, let me know it’s you and I will be sure nothing you post on my blog ends up on Twitter.
Buffy_2012

Robstenation has a new tv spot for SWATH posted. This movie is going to be EPIC..
http://twitter.com/TwiHusband Rick

Umm, ladies? Gentleman? Old geezer chiming in. I THINK that’s a vintage t-shirt…for Frankie Avalon. You know, from the days BEFORE the term swinger had such a negative connotation. When it just meant dancing? And we know that both kids have a passion for vintage clothing.

Congrats to GC for kicking HL in the nads.
AlteredbyaVampire(ABV Kiri)

OMG,why bother replying,you dont even know what you’re on about,this isnt Twilight related….
Krisea1112

Sorry,but I dont know how to post in the tumbler… all I know is to reblog and I’m not that good what to do in tumbler.I also don’t comment much here bcos my english,grammar are not that good.I just leave it to you, and some of the regular here to do the fight to those negative people or hater.
JessMarie414

Yep! And Kristen’s shirt is a band as well. HL just loves to make crap up.
JessMarie414

I just saw it. Can you say HOLY CRAP!?! The movie looks awesome. Here’s a link for anybody who wants to see it…

http://www.heroesandhellions.com/daily-debriefing/s-w-a-t-h-roll-call/
Ramona

Just followed your Tumblr. For the life of me, I can’t understand why people are obsessed with saying those 2 are dating as a PR stunt. It’s obvious when a celeb couple is after PR. They remind of Jay Z and Beyonce. They want interviews to be about their work not what they do on date nights.
Buffy_2012

She did update it and it’s posted on my blog. Too funny!! :)
Kathy

This is what happens when a girl trails all over the world after after a guy who won’t even say she’s his girlfriend. Last time he was asked he said it was so ridiculous. They’re not married, not engaged, and won’t even admit to dating, so what do you expect when he goes out wearing a tee shirt like that? I think Rob knows what he’s doing, he wants it out there that he’s single. Friends with benefits can do whatever they want, it’s not cheating if you never declare yourself to be in a relationship.

And things change. Who cares what he said last May, as of November he was saying it was so ridiculous and in December he was going out with Sarah Roemer (who knows better than to go out with him in public any more).
Denise Crawls

Wow, does anybody know what swingers site they are on? Seems like swinging-open relationships- are getting so popular, it’s amazing.
Amanda School

Not sure, but there’s a small new site where they might want to be Vs. the huge swinger sites. http://www.swingersocial.com If I find screen name I’ll post
Paul Birch

So HollywoodLife is now speculating that Stewart and Pattinson are swingers.

http://www.ibizaprive.com/
Anonymous

where do people come up with this shit? must have been a slow news day
http://www.facebook.com/WIFEANDI Tisha N Jamal

This is funny
http://www.facebook.com/WIFEANDI Tisha N Jamal

Whatever floats your boat
http://www.piercefoundation.com/ Emelia Whitehurst

And things change. Who cares what he said last May, as of November he was saying it was so ridiculous and in December he was going out with Sarah Roemer (who knows better than to go out with him in public any more).
annie

if and when a “forgiveness” is issued by “offended party… the way to peaceful co-existence is the “forgiveness” in all relationships (relatives … countries … parents & children (even adult children)…siblings…business to business…get the idea…

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