Possible Robert Pattinson Interaction with Female Freaks Out HollywoodLife


By Daniel Gates


It’s reached the point where HollywoodLife no longer even pretends to be anything other than a petri dish for paranoid fantasy. Robert Pattinson, you may have heard, is set to star in a film adaptation of Cosmopolis.

Cosmopolis, as it happens, is not a monologue. That means other people will be paid money to pretend to be fictional characters. Some of these “actors” will even be (gasp) women!

You read that correctly – Robert Pattinson will work with females, including, HollywoodLife fears, “the very gorgeous, and much older” Juliette Binoche. For HollywoodLife, Binoche’s participation could spell all kinds of trouble, and the site wonders, “Should Kristen Stewart be worried?”

Um… there doesn’t seem to be much of an explanation, other than Binoche being a “gorgeous older woman.” It’s all part of HollywoodLife’s airtight logic – any woman who comes into contact with Pattinson is a threat to Stewart.

An older flight attendant serves Pattinson coffee on a flight? Alert Stewart! Pattinson bumps into his elementary school teacher at the market? Emergency on Aisle 7! He holds open the door for a woman at Starbucks? Scandal!

HollywoodLife really – really – should chill out with the incessant suggestions that any Pattinson interaction with someone of the opposite sex is a potential crisis for his relationship. No one is “worried” nearly as much as the site itself. Of course, it should be pointed out, the blog doesn’t even have a photo of Pattinson and Binoche in any sort of compromising position. Instead, it just slammed two red carpet pictures together (see above) to give the impression something’s going on between the two.

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