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Happy Birthday, Robert Pattinson! Here Are 10 Awful Rumors From Past Year

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Robert Pattinson turns 25 today (not quite as old as Edward Cullen), and to celebrate one of the rumor mill’s favorite targets, Gossip Cop has assembled what we consider 10 of the worst Pattinson rumors to emerge over the past 365 days.

Come with us on this magical trip down memory lane!

“Grungy” Pattinson Pitted in “New Teen War” Against Zac Efron

They’re not in a war, and they’re not even teens.

Elephant Nearly Kills Pattinson

There’s some serious junk in this trunk tale.

Pattinson Has “Secret Son” with “Secret Girlfriend”

We think there’s some confusion between “secret” and “fictional.”

Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Plan Voodoo Wedding

How do the tabs do that voodoo that they do so… badly?

Pattinson Plans to Take 2011 Off Entirely

Except for those movies he shot.

Jason Statham Gets into Bar Fight with Pattinson

It’s gotta be hair jealousy.

Romance Blooms between Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon

Her subsequent marriage to another guy was just an elaborate cover-up.

Pattinson “Begging” Stewart to Marry

Because he wanted his own elaborate cover-up.

Pattinson Wants to Hire “Body Double”

That way, tabloids could print twice as many fabricated stories.

Pattinson and Stewart Approached to do “Dancing with the Stars”

Because major movie stars frequently compete in weekly waltz-offs.

Yes, it’s been quite a year for the world’s favorite vampire! Here’s hoping his 26th trip around the sun brings the voodoo wedding of his dreams!

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  • http://twitter.com/Marti723 Marti Mitev

    How not to love him? Happy Birthday, Rob.. <3 Enjoy your day with KStew & Bear… <3

  • Anonymous

    Congratulations to Rob. I hope he has movies full of success and a happy life without gossip.

  • Anonymous

    Happy birthday, Rob!!!!!! I love you <3

  • Anonymous

    Happy birthday, Rob!!!!!! I love you <3

  • Ceevie

    Golly, they always seem so ridiculous when an individual rumour pops up, but seeing them all together is quite something! Tabloids are darn crafty buggers to say the least. Happy birthday to Rob, hopefully he can spend some quiet time celebrating with family and friends without any stories cropping up claiming anything too ridiculous!

  • Ceevie

    Golly, they always seem so ridiculous when an individual rumour pops up, but seeing them all together is quite something! Tabloids are darn crafty buggers to say the least. Happy birthday to Rob, hopefully he can spend some quiet time celebrating with family and friends without any stories cropping up claiming anything too ridiculous!

  • Brenda

    Hope Rob enjoys his day! Happy 25, Rob!

  • Robsessed1986

    Happy Birthday indeed. I do wish a very Happy Birthday to Rob but, I hardly think that he would consider this re-cap of rumors to be a good wish for a happy birthday from GC. I can only hope that he will have a good day and that he is getting at least some rest before Cosmopolis filming begins.

  • kjl

    Happy birthday, Rob

  • http://twitter.com/MarInnaGrey Marina

    Happy birthday dear <3333333333 All the best for u .We love u so much !

  • Kirsten-t

    Happy Birthday. Looking forward to seeing more of you on the big screen. Just wish the gossip mags could come up with more intelligent headlines although gossip cop’s responses to the stupid ones are certainly good for a giggle

  • Kirsten-t

    Happy Birthday. Looking forward to seeing more of you on the big screen. Just wish the gossip mags could come up with more intelligent headlines although gossip cop’s responses to the stupid ones are certainly good for a giggle

  • Ang

    happy birthday :) x

  • Anonymous

    Happy birtday Sweety. We love you

  • al1102

    Robsessed, I’m sure he’s taking it easy and relaxing today. What more can a man want? A hit movie, a new exciting one about to start filming, and the love of his life is right there by his side. I’m sure Kristen will be sure he has a VERY happy birthday. Isn’t it sweet how they’ve become parents now of cute little Bear? One big happy family! :) I’m so happy for Rob and wish him a wonderful Birthday!

  • al1102

    Robsessed, I’m sure he’s taking it easy and relaxing today. What more can a man want? A hit movie, a new exciting one about to start filming, and the love of his life is right there by his side. I’m sure Kristen will be sure he has a VERY happy birthday. Isn’t it sweet how they’ve become parents now of cute little Bear? One big happy family! :) I’m so happy for Rob and wish him a wonderful Birthday!

  • http://twitter.com/FamousZee RegretNothing

    happy bday rob

  • Luna

    al1102, I think what REALLY makes you happy is to come here and try to provoke people (those who don’t agree with you I mean) and get under their skin. Otherwise you wouldn’t address Robsessed1986 specifically while wishing Rob a happy birthday… Whenever you comment here, you cannot impede yourself from mentioning KS even when the story has nothing to do with her.

    Are you someone who, when in a relationship, always talks as “we”? Your sense of individuality doesn’t seem very strong. Just saying.

    I wish Rob a wonderful day no matter what he does, and I salute his talent.

  • Luna

    al1102, I think what REALLY makes you happy is to come here and try to provoke people (those who don’t agree with you I mean) and get under their skin. Otherwise you wouldn’t address Robsessed1986 specifically while wishing Rob a happy birthday… Whenever you comment here, you cannot impede yourself from mentioning KS even when the story has nothing to do with her.

    Are you someone who, when in a relationship, always talks as “we”? Your sense of individuality doesn’t seem very strong. Just saying.

    I wish Rob a wonderful day no matter what he does, and I salute his talent.

  • Layssa

    Oi meu amor, tudo de bom para você e que Deus te ilumine e proteja! E eu sempre estarei contigo! ♥

  • D. Martin

    I hope he has a wonderful day and had something nice planned — besides WORKING! Does he ever take any time off? Anyway, I hope he has a cool day. It was funny reading all those crazy rumors from the last year. Thanks Gossip Cop — I needed a good laugh!

  • al1102

    LOL Well thank you Luna for that fine bit of analysis. Do I owe you a some money?

    The only “we” I was referring to in my comments were Rob and Kristen. Do you have any idea how long Robsessed has come on here and posted her drivel about how they aren’t together? Now that there is UNDENIABLE PROOF they are in fact living together I’m sure she has nothing to say on the matter. I bet she appreciates people like you who try and defend her, though. Don’t you realize you’re only making it easier for her continue with her craziness? I should be the bigger person in this and just let it go, shouldn’t I? I mean it must be so embarrassing to all the nonstens to not be able to explain away them being together now. I’ll just be happy with the fact that Rob is with the person he loves the most in the world on his birthday.

  • Robsessed1986

    Thank you Luna, you took the words right out of my mouth.

  • Robsessed1986

    Thank you Luna, you took the words right out of my mouth.

  • Maguilita

    “Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Plan Voodoo Wedding”…
    Ok, this has to be the funniest one I heard the last year… XD… Add something like, they’re marrying 21st Dec 2012, and that has something to do with the ‘end of the world’… Just to make it spicy…

    And the dancing one… XD… Please!… Hasn’t he said like a million times, he’s quite reticent about dancing?… Tho, I’m sure DWTS raiting would go higher getting him and making him move… either way he wanted… XD…

    Happy Birthday!… :D… Make a wish for each stupid rumor, you’ll be happy… :D… x
    Love!

    Thanks GC… ;)… I love the sarcasm… ^.^… Hi5!

  • Maguilita

    “Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Plan Voodoo Wedding”…
    Ok, this has to be the funniest one I heard the last year… XD… Add something like, they’re marrying 21st Dec 2012, and that has something to do with the ‘end of the world’… Just to make it spicy…

    And the dancing one… XD… Please!… Hasn’t he said like a million times, he’s quite reticent about dancing?… Tho, I’m sure DWTS raiting would go higher getting him and making him move… either way he wanted… XD…

    Happy Birthday!… :D… Make a wish for each stupid rumor, you’ll be happy… :D… x
    Love!

    Thanks GC… ;)… I love the sarcasm… ^.^… Hi5!

  • Robsessed1986

    Luna is correct that all you are trying to do is provoke those who do not believe as you do. No, you are not the “bigger” person in all this and have just proven it with your last two comments. A few weeks ago I announced that I would no longer be commenting on Rob’s private life. I started off on all this to try to convince his true fans that they should leave his private life alone. But, I got all caught up in the bullshit that is this screwed up fandom that believes it is their business to interject their feelings and thoughts on Rob. I admit that I was probably doing a lot of the same things but I will no longer allow people like you to provoke me into all this anymore. I am a true fan and will support Rob in whatever he decides for his career and his private life…..not my business. I know what your thinking…and your next comment like your last will be something like this, “Robsessed isn’t talking about it anymore because there is concrete evidence.” Your wrong, I haven’t changed my mind at all, I have just decided that people like you are not worth it and that I will teach by example, have a nice life.

  • http://twitter.com/kristenforlife rachelle

    looser..leave the man alone..he is happy with his personal life and if youre a fan you should be enjoying his happiness too..if you dont like the girl that he is into well its not your choice and decision..so just STFU!

  • http://twitter.com/kristenforlife rachelle

    looser..leave the man alone..he is happy with his personal life and if youre a fan you should be enjoying his happiness too..if you dont like the girl that he is into well its not your choice and decision..so just STFU!

  • http://twitter.com/TwiRKaddict karla jonas/cullen

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • al1102

    Well, good for you! I’m glad you are taking the high road in all this and stopping the insanity. Well done! I do think it’s funny that you are claiming to support “his private life” but even with your last comment you continue to deny he even has one. lol Anyway, hope you have a nice life as well and that you truly stick with your decision.

  • Steff17

    happu birthday!!

  • Steff17

    sorry, happy birthday!!

  • Linda

    You are so funny!

  • Linda

    Fat chance of Robsessed1986 giving up her very public D-E-N-I-A-L that R&K are together. She’ll be back to her old ways.

  • Arkansas

    How about the rumor that he is pregnant? I guess gestation for a man is longer than 9 months!!!!!

  • Arkansas

    How about the rumor that he is pregnant? I guess gestation for a man is longer than 9 months!!!!!

  • Robsessed1986

    It’s my business to think as I wish, I will no longer comment about it publically.

  • Robsessed1986

    I don’t know who the hell you are but it’s obvious that you don’t know me well enough to make such a statement.

  • Anonymous

    now why do I think your blog is dripping sarcasm……..

  • Anonymous

    robsessed1986 can say whatever she likes, just as you do. so stop criticizing her.

  • al1102

    Of course you aren’t going to comment on it publicly anymore! LOL There’s nothing to comment on. You have no valid arguments left, and I’m sure you’re tired of looking like a fool to everyone on here who reads your posts. Did you see the interview with Reese when she said she was very good friends with Rob’s GIRLFRIEND???? She didn’t call Kristen his fuck buddy. She called her his girlfriend. There really isn’t much you can comment on about that, is there? Seems pretty crystal clear to everyone who is sane.

  • Linda

    I know you well enough to know you were commenting on every single Robert Pattinson article out there with lengthy denial posts. If you can change, good for you.

  • Robsessed1986

    No, that’s not it at all. My time is valuable and you, and others like you, are not worth my time.

  • Robsessed1986

    No, not every single article out there. I have a life and do not have the kind of time it would take to troll the net day in and day out in order to comment on every single one of them. So, you still do not know me well enough to be making such statements.

  • WTFC

    What gives any of you the right to comment on his personal and private life?

  • al1102

    LMFAO! Yeah, that’s it. Your time is too damn valuable. *giggling* That’s why you keep coming back here and reading and posting when someone says something you don’t like. Linda is right. All you had going for you was running around denying that Rob and Kristen are in love. Now that no one is going to believe or listen to you anymore, you’ve DECIDED to suddenly stop talking about it. How very convenient. lol Well, go and enjoy all the free time you’re going to have now. :)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ISVX7LI4C4R4ZX6FTUY2KZHXFE Eileen

    hey al1102…..LEAVE robsessed1986 alone!! she has the right to make her comments heard just as much as you do!!!!!!!!

  • Robsessed1986

    @ Eileen Thanks but, al1102 is a very lost cause.

  • Robsessed1986

    @al1102 You think you’ve won something? You haven’t won shit. What is your personal stake in all this? Nothing, right? Just like the rest of us. I’ve quite because Rob is being made miserable by all of this and I know that I am better than this and I refuse to continue to make Rob feel the way he does about all these arguements over his personal life. That is NOT why I started doing this, I wanted people to leave him alone and got caught up in all the bullshit that people like you say. Not anymore. You can attack me on a personal level all you want. What ever makes you feel better about yourself and what you are doing to Rob. Linda knows nothing about me, “That’s all I have going for me”? You two are a couple of real dumb asses. Say what you want, I don’t give a shit anymore really. You two are the kind of people that have to constantly be putting other people down so that you can feel better about yourselves. Best of luck to the both of you with that. Just remember that karma is a real bitch. You get back from this world what you put out into this world.

  • Robsessed1986

    @al1102 You think you’ve won something? You haven’t won shit. What is your personal stake in all this? Nothing, right? Just like the rest of us. I’ve quite because Rob is being made miserable by all of this and I know that I am better than this and I refuse to continue to make Rob feel the way he does about all these arguements over his personal life. That is NOT why I started doing this, I wanted people to leave him alone and got caught up in all the bullshit that people like you say. Not anymore. You can attack me on a personal level all you want. What ever makes you feel better about yourself and what you are doing to Rob. Linda knows nothing about me, “That’s all I have going for me”? You two are a couple of real dumb asses. Say what you want, I don’t give a shit anymore really. You two are the kind of people that have to constantly be putting other people down so that you can feel better about yourselves. Best of luck to the both of you with that. Just remember that karma is a real bitch. You get back from this world what you put out into this world.

  • al1102

    Oh Robsessed, you have just made my day. Your little rant was just so glorious. The name calling was my very favorite part. Didn’t you say you were going to college? I though you could do better than to lower yourself like that. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised.

    Everyone on here knows the real reason you quit talking about Rob’s personal life. You can give this high and might spiel about how you’re doing it for Rob, but everyone knows the truth. You were finally tired of looking like a moron.

    It must have been so hard trying to convince people of your lies. I think it’s good that you’ve finally let the truth sink in. You’ll a much happier person if you can just let go of all this hate you have for Rob and Kristen’s relationship. It can’t be good for you to be so angry and upset all the time. You have such passion for things. Try and find something worthwhile to use it on next time.

  • jae

    Why do you have a passion for living vicariously through someone else’s relationship? That is kind of sad and delusional in and of itself. Really. Don’t you have a relationship of your own to concentrate on that you have such a passion for attacking other people that don’t need to live vicariously through whatever the relationship is between two people that you don’t even know? Or do you feel the need to antagonize everyone that you communicate with? I bet you have a lot of cats. Lots and Lots of cats and they are probably all named Edward or Bella or Rob or Kristen or Robsten, I bet you do. Maybe you need to seek professional help, you might be bipolar.

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