Happy Birthday, Robert Pattinson! Here Are 10 Awful Rumors From Past Year
10:25 am, May 13th, 2011
Robert Pattinson turns 25 today (not quite as old as Edward Cullen), and to celebrate one of the rumor mill’s favorite targets, Gossip Cop has assembled what we consider 10 of the worst Pattinson rumors to emerge over the past 365 days.
Come with us on this magical trip down memory lane!
“Grungy” Pattinson Pitted in “New Teen War” Against Zac Efron
They’re not in a war, and they’re not even teens.
Elephant Nearly Kills Pattinson
There’s some serious junk in this trunk tale.
Pattinson Has “Secret Son” with “Secret Girlfriend”
We think there’s some confusion between “secret” and “fictional.”
Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Plan Voodoo Wedding
How do the tabs do that voodoo that they do so… badly?
Pattinson Plans to Take 2011 Off Entirely
Except for those movies he shot.
Jason Statham Gets into Bar Fight with Pattinson
It’s gotta be hair jealousy.
Romance Blooms between Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon
Her subsequent marriage to another guy was just an elaborate cover-up.
Pattinson “Begging” Stewart to Marry
Because he wanted his own elaborate cover-up.
Pattinson Wants to Hire “Body Double”
That way, tabloids could print twice as many fabricated stories.
Pattinson and Stewart Approached to do “Dancing with the Stars”
Because major movie stars frequently compete in weekly waltz-offs.
Yes, it’s been quite a year for the world’s favorite vampire! Here’s hoping his 26th trip around the sun brings the voodoo wedding of his dreams!
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