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Jimmy Fallon: Robert Pattinson is “Bothered” By Thanksgiving (VIDEO)

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Jimmy Fallon did another installment of his Robert Pattinson-themed “Robert is bothered,” and this time turned his fake wrath on Thanksgiving.

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In the past, the late night talk show host dressed as Pattinson has been “bothered” by Valentine’s Day and Christmas shopping, but now he says Thanksgiving really “bothers me.”

Pattinson feels, “Thanksgiving is stupid. Which day is it anyway? Oh, I know… It’s the fourth Thursday in November. What kind of day is that?!”

He also takes swipes as the holiday’s origins and food.

“Thanksgiving sucks,” says Pattinson, who adds “turkeys are stupid. They bother me,” and stuffing’s “cooked in a butt. Not sanity!”

Check out MORE of Fallon’s hilarious “Robert is bothered” sketch below!

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  • golddigger99

    lol! Jimmy is funny, but I have to disagree with him. The best part of BD2 was Kristen!!!

  • lol 1

    lmao. these are the funniest things. still loved when rob was apart of the skit.

  • guest

    too funny. glad to see jimmy still doing these.

  • guest

    “Squash, just a wannabe pumpkin……get a real job!” lmaooo!

  • Nat

    That’s pretty witty. Great job, Jimmy.

  • Sampey

    LoL… he’s so funny!

  • apsara

    jimmy is too funny , loved watching his water war with Rob ! Rob’s comment ” Thats a man’s chest ” !!! was too funny !!

  • guest

    I thought she will be, but was pleasently suprised when I saw Rob practicaly carrying the movie. His chemistry with Renesmee was the best

  • DaLuz

    Hahaha, very funny you got to love Jimmy! I believe Rob has no problems saying thanks and eating turkey, its being a great year fir him. My fav Robisbothered episode was when Rob himself got in the tree with Jimmy. I really think Rob will not be bothered but amused by this sketch. Well done Jimmy.

  • hay no bando

    The NYTimes critic liked him better than almost anyone in BD2 too, way to go, nice to see him being positively recognized lately. I like that he’s self deprecating, he’s so humble. He seems to be completely trying to disappear off of anything People mag related or similar ilk, so hopefully we will get some pics of him someplace or get ready for another long drought.

  • paisley

    A Kristen fan asked Giovanni Agnelli what he knew about Rob and he tweeted back that he was a great guy. So that was nice of Giovanni. I wonder if he gets really tired of being asked about them.

  • guest

    I did too. Too funny, a fan just tweeted, “Hi, I’m Robert Pattinson. I am going to ruin your social life, lower your grades and explode your ovaries but you’ll still love me”, ha ha.

  • ally

    very funny, happy thanksgiving to all the regulars, I hope Rob & Kristen dont get bothered now that people know they’re still in LO, I hope they have a good time

  • guest

    Who is Giovanni Agnelli?

  • apsara

    Jimmy is hilarious …specially love this one !!

  • apsara

    Rob is the best part about the twilight movies …BD2 is releasing in my country tomorrow , cant wait to see it !! really looking forward to his scenes with Renesme , specially the one where he is teaching her to play the piano .

  • Suzie-Q

    A good friend of Kristen’s.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jennifer.thurston3 Jennifer Thurston

    Swooooon….just a mention of Rob makes me Wish I was Worthy of being Loved the way he clearly Loves Kristen! Does anyone know how I could meet a British man here in Tulsa, OK USA—Yes thats in the Middle of the United States!! LOL BD2 was Great, can’t wait to see it again! Snuggles, to Jimmy…Rob Bothered by New Years? Another Valentines? Easter? 4th of July?…etc!

  • justme

    i felt it too:) i mean Robert was a king, of course, effortlessly so, such a lazy, happy Edward until the moment Volturi arrived ;) but Bella as a vampire? she has never been so alive and it was so obvious! lol, she is shining in BD2 .. i even managed to forget all the sad stuff. the movie is epic, have to see it again.

  • guest

    Fallon’s skit was not funny. It was good first couple of times and when Rob was in it. Now, it seems to be pandering and mocking everything about Rob. Rob is going to have hard time shaking his Twilight character. He doesn’t need this as constant reminder. Notice you didn’t hear too many laughs during the skit. Hopefully, this is the last Bothered skit.

  • white

    so, anybody know anything about Rob;s family relationship with Kristen after she cheated ?

  • Curious

    Have fun tomorrow! I really liked it!

  • Curious

    Love Jimmy!

  • woof

    There are pics on Robstendreams and twitter from fans that have Kristen’s dad talking with Rob’s mom at the LA Premeire after party…also Kristen and Victoria talking..they are fine..it’s reported that kristen went to all Rob’s family and assured them of her future behaviour would be faithful and true and she did not want to be out of their family….all good moving forward…it was bad…but in the past♥♥♥ PS:..don’t let some stupid people bring you down on this board….love believes the best ╬♥

  • guest

    And please tell who “reported” it to you/us? I mean I don’t get it. “Assured them of her future behaviour”… LMAO

  • guest

    They just want to be in Rob’s good grace since he forgave her so must they IMO His father was nowhere to be seen with her though

  • guest

    This sentence makes me laugh

    “it’s reported that kristen went to all Rob’s family and assured them of
    her future behaviour would be faithful and true and she did not want to
    be out of their family”.

    How would anyone know that? Only Robsten and Kristen fans would make bullshit up to make it fairy tale story.

  • woof

    u know nothing..hater..get over it

  • woof

    why are you here homeless dude?..library open? on thanksgiving?

  • ABV

    She didn’t cheat so there’s no problem with the family,just to clear up the misconception that the tabs,mags and media would have you believe.

  • woof

    She just lied and said she did ..yeah idiot

  • woof

    enjoy it was great

  • ABV

    I’m not a hater woof but Kristen wouldn’t have needed to do this,Rob and his family have known the truth from the get-go…

  • woof

    fool..haha..wa wa just can’t stand that they are back together…..

  • woof

    she confessed..but it’s over ..you really don’t know anything do you…whether u hate her or not..old news way long ago….

  • woof

    complete lie..this guy is a fool white

  • woof

    your not funny get a life

  • ABV

    He’s a friend of Kristen’s who has supported Kristen throughout this whole debacle.He also paid for a storage shed for fans to leave their camping gear in for the LA Premiere of BD2.

  • @guest

    You are an idiot his WHOLE family is fine with Kristen they have always been fine with Kristen you never liked the fact that they got along with her for years. Sucks for you that Rob loves her his friends love her and his family lives her. He will ALWAYS choose Kristen.

  • guest

    But she will not always choose him. That’s what BOTHERS me here

  • TWI

    i’m sorry is there any video proof that she says that she did cheat? that statement from people could have come from anyone and would have said that it is from kristen

  • ahdkjsa

    no you don’t know anything and why would she be a hater of kristen if ABV has kristen in her icon you idiot

  • hfkjsadf

    oh sure and you know EVERYTHING by what?hiding under their bed?following them around while you’re invisible? tell me how much you know when you aren’t involve in their personal lives personally

  • guest

    How would anyone here know anything about it? Really?

  • guest

    Oh just stop it. Your lovely Gossip Cop would debunk that apology that very second plus she chose GC to confirm she never had sex with him btw. It was second most important information that day. You must decide do you believe GC or not? I love how she is now saying that we live in our own film when we clearly saw the pics, which are not photoshoped and we have an apology

  • white

    She did cheat, we all saw the pictures and she admitted to it. Im thinking his family doesnt like her right now but will get over it if he is happy. I was just wondering.

  • white

    Thank you !, I didnt see those pictures, just wanted to see if anything comes out, I think they be mad, but it just happened, in time it will get better Im sure. Just wondering if his sisters have commented on it.

  • Julie

    His family hates her and thinks she is disgusting. They want him to break up with her now that their obligations to Summit are almost completely over. Robert was contractually obligated to be with Kristen before, and during the Breaking Dawn 2 promotional tour. He has gotten over his anger over the Rupert Sander’s scandal, but has made it clear that trusting her isn’t even a remote possibility. Kristen is convinced she will be able to change his mind and has asked for the opportunity to try. He has given her that opportunity with the pre-condition that she understands they are no longer in an exclusive relationship with one another. As of this past Tuesday, the situation remains the same, but Kristen hasn’t given up hope that he’ll experience a change of heart.

  • Crimson Snap

    I don’t think you know that for sure. You can’t go either way because no one knows the future. Right now it’s just predictions.

  • Crimson Snap

    Testing testing!!! Anyone here?

  • white

    Julie, this is insane, anybody that believes that a contract would make you stayed with someone for 4 years is insane. If you are going to be hateful you need to lie better. You sound a lot like that CK crazy girl who everybody ( and her friends) make fun of.

  • guest

    No one from your buddies. We are actually having conversation here without “regs” mundane talks and greetings to each other zillion times a day. Nothing personal, sorry

  • to Julia

    I’m not the biggest fan of Kristen but you are either effing with us or you are completely crazy

  • Crimson Snap

    No Problem! Happy Thanksgiving.

  • Julie

    I never said he was with her out of obligation. Robert was very much in love with Kristen. They had a real relationship based on love and trust. They had already spoken of marriage and children. Their relationship was solid. While they do have a clause in their contracts to promote the movie’s together, that wasn’t the basis for their relationship. Summit had to make use of the clause after the cheating scandal. Robert was threatening to refuse official appearances with Kristen. Summit essentially forced his hand, and he wasn’t given a choice but to be with her for promotions. It was during this time that he forgave her. Goodbye everyone, Enjoy your holiday.

  • guest

    you’re an idiot. how about you get a life? why don’t you run along to other board and kiss each other asses. go dream about the golden child and perverted fantasy about young couple’s sex life. fucking pathetic middle age women using young adults as their play things. you people are worse than trolls here obsessing and stalking every movement, not giving them any privacy they want and need. you feed into all the tabloids and bullshit gossips. wtf happened to this place? gossip cop has become robsten worshipping groupie.

  • guest

    haha.. good one. how many times do these idiots have to say hello and good bye to each other?

  • guest

    You have short term memory or something? Did you not see Rob and Kristen staying in new house together? You know the one where they were kissing and Rob bringing coffee to Kristen? That was before any promotions took place. There was no clause or PR contract the dumb people trying to concoct. Stop making shit up.

  • guest

    There are their only friends and friends talk to each other;)

  • guest

    That I agree with. She may stay with him out of guilt and regret. In love? who the hell knows. She may love him for all the wrong or right motives. Kristen cheated on Rob for a reason. Girls don’t give themselves to other if they were in solid relationship.

  • Guest

    Psycho , No one with a brain believes these lies.Now go and cry in your edward pillow.

  • guest

    well i wish these idiots go somewhere else. they sure love to clog up the board. what else is there to talk about? the scandal is over. they are back together. no wonder no one post anything with substance. you can’t even have decent discussion without being called as haters.

  • guest

    I’m no Kristen fan but that does not make sense, if he is giving her the opportunity to regain his trust how can they do so in a non-exclusive relationship?!

  • guest

    Hey troll…look at this … 1 pic.twitter.com/ru1eIdod Pic 2 pic.twitter.com/0Pgz4VS4

  • to you

    That’s realistic thinking. I thought Rob will be smarter than this, but I guess pressure from her, her family and friends and also million of fans was too big. I don’t think she still knows what she wants but she just goes with a flow. They could stay friends and take longer break but he just set himself for another disappointment I think. No soul mates and epic love there IMO

  • zzz

    Ignore her, she is a troll.

    she is having a meltdown bc she knows Rob and Kristen are still in love

  • guest

    Rob haters are their best friends though, and it was like that since old AT board. Thank god for reasonable people and spare boards lol

  • PowderDonuts

    Anyone here?

  • Guest

    I don’t know who this person is, but I think it makes sense. This comment feels genuine instead of the usual KStew bash fest. It sounds like Rob is still in love with kristen, but is having a hard time trusting her. Regaining a person’s trust is very difficult after you have done something to kill their trust in you. I wouldn’t want to be around my boyfriend if he cheated on me either, so I believe that Summit had to step in and say, “look, this is business, you are obligated to promote this movie together, so make your peace with each other” the two of them being forced together like that might have made rob soften and forgive her. What makes me think this comment might be real is what she said about the non exclusive part. That is what someone dealing with trust issues would do. They would want to have an out in case things didn’t work out while they try to fix the relationship. Relationships are very difficult during the best of times, let alone after something like they just went through. I think it’s true that they are together working on the relationship, but Robert is dealing with trust problems. I know people want to believe that everything is sunshine and happiness, but that’s going to take time.

  • GuestMeToo

    no…move up to the other BD2 board.

  • Guest
  • guest

    I agree going by previous relationships I think possibly Kristen likes to move on while still in a relationship, you would think Rob would be aware of that but love is blind I guess. I wonder if she would have moved on with Rupert if he had been prepared to leave his wife. She may be better off in an open relationship and I can’t see her wanting to settle down until she is much older.

  • Guest

    You do that when you’re trying to fix something you’re not fully committed. You give yourself a way out in case things don’t work out.

  • yup

    @ to you and guest

    I see the nonnies are having another meltdown. Tee Hee!

  • Nonsten are desperate

    I see the trolls are having a meltdown. Love it!

  • Poor trolls

    to trolls

    No matter how many times you post your BS it will not come true

  • guest

    I don’t believe there were any pressure from her or anyone from her side. Rob took his time and weigh his choice to stay or not to stay with her. He was gone for 10 to 12 days away from her in London. Maybe to mull over the situation and talk to his most trusted people – friends and family. Loyalty is something Rob values. To see that loyalty shattered from someone he loved the most must of been hard for him. Yeah, I don’t think Kristen knows what she wants either. She grew up from teen to young adult. Men will constantly be after her. People’s taste and wants change over time and with age. Rob to me seems to be set in his position. I am rooting for them but in their profession as actors, not many stay together. Most actors end up with someone out of business or behind it. Having two hot young actors in spotlight is not good for the relationship.

  • guest

    Since the scandal is over and there is nothing to discuss, why are you here? Let the ‘regs’ have their conversations in peace.

  • guest

    I see you are using the name Julie now, Candykizzes. Your trolling is so obvious and transparent. lol

  • guest

    hey stupid, you don’t own the board. regs don’t own it either. but they act like they own it. this is a gossip board. not a fricking chat room to discuss your pathetic lives.

  • guest

    Oh, someone is having a bad day. lol

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xRrUVVKigk

  • snapcrakklepop

    prettttttttty sure he said “not sanitary” instead of “not sanity”… but just with a British accent so it sounded like “not sanitry”. j/s.

  • rasputin

    I thought it was really funny. I like the Bella blow up doll too, lol. He even mentions the part about how she is going to spend Thanksgiving with his family in London. He must be hearing this seem stuff going on, too hilarious. Everyone takes this all so seriously.

  • golddigger99

    Jules Stewart, Kristen’s mom, said in a recent interview that Robs and Kristen’s relationship was like that Bruce Willis movie “A Story of Us”. Look it up…no one cheats because they’re already separated…

  • flat

    Has Kristen’s dad and/or her mom posed in a pic with Rob since the Rupert pics came out? I saw her dad with all her friends at the LA premiere but not with Rob as yet. Has Rob’s mom or dad posed in a pic with Kristen since then? I saw Rob’s mom with Bill Condon I think. And has anyone seen Tom Stu in a pic with Kristen since then? I’m surprised that they didn’t have a lot of photos at the premieres of them all posing together to smooth things over faster.

  • greet

    Her dad posed with all her friends, did he show up in any pics with Rob? I never even saw him stand next to Rob outside of that one pic at the oscars.

  • apsara

    Thank you woof and Curious !!!

  • http://twilightirruption.blogspot.com/ abbeysbooks

    Link.

  • guest

    What the hell does that have to do with anything? The parents weren’t dating of course they still talk to each other at a public function. Why wouldn’t they? Only a child would be ignorant enough to think that those pictures prove anything.

  • lillicat

    If that why they are together for the holidays- with all thefamilies?

  • lillicat

    We saw pics on the live feed of Kris’ Mom & Dad with Rob’s Mom, and Kris with Rob’s sister. They talked for awhile.

  • lillicat

    Hope you had a good Thanksgiving Powder.

  • Gloria

    Why don’t you haters here just shut up. Robert and Kristen are together and some of you here are just plane jeaous thats all, I don’t believe Robert said no sort because why did Robert and Kristen have thanksgiving at his familys in London and there were pictures of Robert and Kristen at the airport heading out to New York so you see they are together.
    love these two couple they make a good couple. Fan of both Robert and Kristen wish them both luck and best wishes hope you both had a great Thanksgiving love your fan.

  • Irish Girl

    I love these skits. I also think it’d be a scream if the actual Robert Pattinson did one; he’d be hysterical.

  • ABV

    Thank you,I appreciate your support and you gave me a good laugh,as in the end of your comment….

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