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REPORTS CLAIM MACAULAY CULKIN IS BLANKET JACKSON’S FATHER

Truth rating: 0

2:34 pm, August 31st, 2009

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The Sun believes it has cracked the case of Blanket Jackson’s unknown sperm donor. According to the British tab, “Macaulay Culkin is the mystery dad of Michael Jackson’s son Blanket.”

There ya go, everyone! It was Jacko play pal Macaulay Culkin! (Now we all know what he was doing “Home Alone.”)

The Sun even managed to find a source - conveniently without a first or last name -to say, ““Jackson idolised him – that’s why he asked Mack to donate sperm . . . Deep down, I think he always wished Mack was his son. Creating Blanket was the next best thing.”

Well, glad that’s solved! Oh, wait. This story is totally made up.

A rep for Culkin told Gossip Cop it was “too preposterous for us to even acknowledge.”

Frankly, Gossip Cop is feeling just a wee bit left out, since at this point we’re pretty much the only ones who have not been identified as Blanket’s possible biological father.

  • paulapea

    How could Macauley Culkin or Mark Lester be the father of these children. Especially the older kids, we know who their mother is, Debbie Rowe. Does anyone know how two blond, blue eyed people make two beautiful bi-racial children. Don’t think it is possible. Come on people use your brains.

  • hateliars

    The 2 older ones did not look biracial ( and prince still doesn’t) until recently. It looks like the 2 of them have been tanned and their hair has been dyed. As for Blanket (I do hope that they come up with another name, nick name for this kid, blanket is ridiculous.) , I don’t know. He has this jet black hair, but it does not look natural. Just there, no luster, no real shine, just hanging there. Maybe if someone would just CUT IT OFF SO WE COULD SEE HIS FACE, we could see what this boy (?) looks like. I really have no idea what he is. makeup, hair dye, could change alot.

    also, congratulations GOSSIP COP= you guys seem to be the only ones that don’t claim to be the Godfather of those 3 kids. Don’t get it-it was reported that MJ fell out of religion-so, I guess he did not have a baptism ceremony, SO-somebody comes over to visit him and he ends the visit with -Mark, Macauley, Chris, Jermaine, Ed, Jay, Allen, Mike, Neal, Elvis, Lee, Kyle, John, Jon, Henry, George, Eddy, Frank, Obama, etc. etc.etc. etc. etc thanks for dropping by, here are your pants, and you are now the godfather of my 3 children -keep it a secret.

  • hateliars

    and thank you for that ‘donation’ 13 years ago’ it went to good use, if you know what I mean. wink wink wink

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