Ray Jessel, 84, Sings HYSTERICAL Song About Girl With A Penis On America’s Got Talent — Watch Hilarious Video!

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By Shari Weiss




Ray Jessel, an 84-year-old who has a resemblance to Einstein, amusingly shocked on the last night of “America’s Got Talent” auditions on Tuesday.

The singer, a former TV/movie producer who just started performing at 72, sang a self-penned song about falling in love with a woman who has more than he “bargained for” — namely, a penis. The crowd and judges cracked up as Jessel sang lines line, “The male genitalia/that’s where I draw the line/Besides/hers is bigger than mine.”

Heidi Klum immediately wanted to know if the track was biographical, and Jessel said it happened — to a “friend.” “You have no idea what you just did,” she told him. “My children are all sitting in the audience, and they all will be seeing song later on tomorrow, the next day, the day after.” Howard Stern told Jessel, “I’m really thinking you’re a breath of fresh air at 84 years old.” Added Mel B, “Ray, you are a naughty, dirty, funny old man. And made me laugh a lot!” And Howie Mandel, who gave a standing ovation, exclaimed, “I can’t see enough of you. I love you, Mr. Jessel!”

Check out the video below!

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