Radar story about Lindsay Lohan tossing drink at Samantha Ronson is all wet

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3:12 pm, February 5th, 2010

 

“EXCLUSIVE: Lindsay Lohan Throws Drink In Samantha Ronson’s Face!” screams a headline today on RadarOnline.

The site then boasts that it “has exclusively learned the twosome got into a bitter, heated fight Wednesday night, which culminated in Lohan throwing a drink in Ronson’s face!”

“Sam was working her usual weekly gig DJing at Crown bar,” says a so-called “eyewitness to the altercation,” who adds, “Lindsay turned up around 11 pm and she was in the mood for trouble!”

Really?

According to Radar’s source,”Lindsay was trying to get Sam’s attention, but she was working and studiously ignored Lindsay. You could see Lindsay getting more and more worked up the more Sam didn’t pay her any attention. At one point Lindsay was dirty dancing with this really pretty girl right in front of Sam, obviously to try and make her jealous.”

The blog then states Ronson began to taunt Lohan by saying things like, “You’re a disgrace,” which the “eyewitness” claims, “made Lindsay just totally flip out on Sam. She picked up a drink and threw it straight in her face! Sam was absolutely furious and picked up some DJ equipment that was by her and threw that at Lindsay. It was crazy!”

No, this story is crazy.

This NEVER happened. Not a word of it.

(And it got picked up EVERYWHERE, including by Perez Hilton who not only never fact-checks his stories, but also now steals Gossip Cop’s exclusives without crediting us.)

First of all, doesn’t it strike anyone as odd that Lohan, who’s constantly under the microscope, goes to a super hip hangout and only one person sees this alleged tossed drink incident?

But more than just defying logic, this tale defies reality.

A source connected to Crown confirms to Gossip Cop, the “story is false.”

Oh one more thing… If you’re going to fabricate a story about a high-profile person chucking a drink at another high-profile person – and still maintain that you have the only eyewitness — it’s best to make sure the joint where the alleged incident happened is actually open that night.

Poor Radar is off again. As noted above, the site reported the “twosome got into a bitter, heated fight Wednesday night,” but Crown “isn’t even open on Wednesday,” said a source connected to the venue.

Oops. Actually, big OOPS.

For the record, Ronson deejays on Sunday nights — and it didn’t happen then either.

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