R-Pattz! Asleep! On a Train! … Or Not!
2:35 pm, October 8th, 2009

(Heat Magazine)
Robert Pattinson apparently has superpowers even vampire Edward Cullen would envy.
Heat magazine blew hot air with an “exclusive” photo purporting to show the “Twilight” megastar resting on the Tube (subway) in Britain. “Public transport’s Number One fan,” as they called him, was allegedly spied “snoozing on a train to Paddington station.” He was also supposedly spotted “looking fit” on the Bakerloo line.
This one sent Gossip Cop scrambling for a map. Does the Bakerloo line run all the way from Britain to British Columbia? Because that’s where Pattinson’s been “in the past week,” when Heat places him catching some Z’s beneath London. Maybe all that teleporting left Pattinson exhausted?
Sigh.
You know, it’s bad enough that the paparazzi hound Pattinson in the places where he actually is. Now magazines apparently feel the need to invent fake private moments to invade. Classy.
A hat tip – once again! – to Irish Twilight Sisters for helping to keep the mags honest.
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