Pippa Middleton and Prince Harry Caught in “Love Triangle”?
Apparently, some outlets are taking tongue-in-cheek chatter about Pippa Middleton and Prince Harry a bit too seriously. According to Star magazine, “William‘s brash brother” is “caught in [a] love triangle with Kate‘s sexy sister.” Sigh.
We just knew this rumor was coming. Just because they stood next to each other on a balcony in wedding garb, it does NOT mean Pippa and Harry are on the way to marriage themselves. Oh, but the tabloid claims the two “got überclose during five intense months of wedding planning,” and cites a source as saying “their secret get-togethers were the talk of the palace.” Really?
“Pippa’s boyfriend, cricket star Alex Loudon… has hopes of tying the knot but might be intimidated by some royally large competition,” blathers Star, especially after Pippa supposedly “slipped into Harry’s for several intimate dances” at the wedding reception, all while being watched by Loudon and Harry’s on-again, off-again gal pal Chelsy Davy. Uh-huh. We’re sure Harry and Pippa chose a really under-the-radar event like the Royal Wedding to tip off their beaus to their alleged secret romance.
When Gossip Cop inquired with Buckingham Palace, they literally laughed off the tabloid suggestion of a Pippa-Harry romance. Yet another great joke from Star, America’s premiere (unintentional) humor magazine.