Pharrell Guarantees Hillary Clinton Win In 2016, Disses Tea Party
Pharrell says Hillary Clinton is going to win the 2016 presidential election, and explains why in GQ. After it’s mentioned that America has a “black president,” the performer declares, “We’re about to have a female president. Hillary’s gonna win.”
Why? “Let me tell you why Hillary’s going to win,” he begins. “Everywhere you go in this country, you have red and blue. You got the Democrats; you got the Republicans. You got the Bloods; you got the Crips. Everything is red and blue in this country. You know what else is red and blue? Blood. Blood is blue in your body until air hits it, and then it turns red. That means there’s unity. There’s gonna be unity.”
Pharrell continues, “So when you think about a night where there’s late-night talk-show hosts and it’s mostly women, that’s a different world. Right? A world where seventy-five percent of the prime ministers and the presidents were women: That’s a different world. That’s gonna happen, and it’s gonna happen when Hillary wins.”
“Because you know what? No matter how staunch of a supporter you are of no-abortion, whatever you are: You’re a woman, and there’s no way in the world you’re going to vote for somebody that’s going to try to tell you what to do with your body,” he explains.
The singer-producer goes on, “When we are a country and we are a species that has had a Martian rover traveling up and down the crevices of this planet looking for water and ice, okay, and we’ve had a space station that’s been orbiting our planet for sixteen years — but we still got legislation trying to tell women what to do with their bodies? Hillary’s gonna win. Listen, I’m reaching out to her right now. She’s gonna win.”
Pharrell had more to say. “Trust me. And it’s a two-for-one: Bill is the coolest dude in the game, still plays saxophone, and every woman in the world wants him,” he tells GQ. “It’s a two-for-one. Hillary’s gonna win. Everybody laughed at me when I said Obama was going to win, but I knew what he represented. But I know what Hillary represents: She represents a woman in power, and she did great as the Secretary of State. She’s gonna win.”
When the interviewer mentions Clinton’s possible opposition, Pharrell asks, “Who? The Tea Party guys? The guys with the n*gger jokes in 2014? They’re all trying to learn how to do the Dougie. Please. While their daughters are all twerking.”
“Trust me: Miley tells me all the time. Not saying that about Billy Ray, but I’m saying Miley tells me all the time: All those little girls, all those girls with their Republican daddies, they’re twerkin’ somewhere listening to Jay Z and Beyoncé and doin’ the ‘Happy’ dance,” says Pharrell. “And that’s black.” Well then.
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