Perez Hilton has Made Mariah Carey Pregnant
5:15 pm, October 2nd, 2009
(PerezHilton.com)
Not only is Perez Hilton poor in reading comprehension, but he’s also miserable in biology. Journalism’s Joker, who claimed that Halle Berry and Anna Paquin were pregnant because they look pregnant, has employed his medical expertise once again, this time with Mariah Carey. He writes: “We see a hint of bump on you, girl! Don’t deny it!”
After having examined a photo of Carey performing outside the Today Show, Dr. Perez concludes, “A mini MiMi would just be precious!”
A rep for Carey assured Gossip Cop, “She is not” pregnant.
Gossip Cop thinks the only “bump” here must have been the one Perez received to the head, and believes the prognosis for his reporting is very dire.
We’re still waiting for Perez’s exclusive “Betty White Baby Bump!”
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