Perez Hilton reporting on Brad is the Pitts

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5:47 pm, December 7th, 2009

(PerezHilton.com)

Perez Hilton can’t even cut-and-paste on a second grade level.

“Look out Robert Pattinson, the original hot vampire is back!” writes Perez, who then “reports” that “Brad Pitt is returning to his blood sucking roots to star [in] and produce the upcoming vampire flick Vlad.” (Perez was referring, of course, to Pitt’s past role in “Interview with the Vampire.”)

There’s one slight problem with this story: Pattinson doesn’t have to “look out” because Pitt is NOT “returning to his blood sucking roots to star” in “Vlad,” which is about Vlad the Impaler, upon whom the Dracula tales are based.

Pitt is just PRODUCING the film. But “Cop Blocker” Hilton obviously missed that ENTIRELY CRUCIAL point while hastily cutting and pasting the story.

Perez concludes his latest misfire by saying, “Hopefully they’ll make him shave off that hideous bread of his!”

First of all, it’s a “beard,” not “bread” he’s growing on his face. And more importantly, PRODUCERS are generally not asked to shave their beards (no matter how you spell it).

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