The Hollywood Gossip and several similarly bad blogs report that while Hilton was at a couple of events this past weekend in Madrid, she “appeared to be sporting a baby bump.”

“Further evidence” that she’s expecting, claims the site, is that on her Christmas card this year “she has her legs raised over the bottom of the belly, almost like she’s hiding something.”

Actually, she’s simply sitting seductively.

But more importantly, despite all the speculation from The Hollywood Gossip and the other clowns out there (whose posts we screengrabbed), Paris Hilton is NOT – repeat, NOT – pregnant.

The heiress’ rep confirms exclusively to Gossip Cop, “It’s all false.”

Once again, the only thing fertile here are the imaginations of the creative writers at these websites.

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