Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger Did NOT Split Because Of Wayne Coyne, Despite Latest Absurd Report
Miley Cyrus broke up with Patrick Schwarzenegger because of Wayne Coyne, says HollywoodLife, which somehow manages to become less credible with each passing day. The latest ludicrous report from the “news” site claims Cyrus’ bond with the Flaming Lips frontman is to blame for her romantic split. Gossip Cop can bust the story, because we live in reality.
The blog explains, “Miley and Patrick are dunzo and HollywoodLife.com has learned that her ex is actually threatened by 54-year-old, Wayne Coyne, who is Miley’s music mentor.” Oh, really? HollywoodLife continues, “Patrick Schwarzenegger is jealous of Flaming Lips star, Wayne Coyne? Yup, you read that right.”
Um… why, exactly, is Schwarzenegger supposedly upset about Coyne? The webloid alleges, “Although there’s nothing going on romantically with Wayne and Miley, we’ve learned that ole’ Patrick is ‘jealous’ of how Miley idolizes the rock legend and ‘is very envious that she and Wayne share so many common interests.'” A so-called “insider” for the outlet says, “Patrick realizes that and feels a little inferior that he can’t communicate with Miley in the same way Wayne does.”
Sigh. Is HollywoodLife even trying at this point? Because it feels like this “exclusive” purporting to reveal the “truth” about Cyrus and Schwarzenegger’s breakup was even less thought-out than most of HollywoodLife’s ridiculous theories. Is Cyrus’ friendship with Coyne what ended her relationship with Liam Hemsworth, too? Is she doomed to remain single because one of her friends (gasp!) shares her interests?! As a source close to the situation tells Gossip Cop, “This is so wrong and dumb, it’s laughable.”