Miley Cyrus “My Sad Christmas Song” — LISTEN HERE!

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Miley Cyrus Sad Christmas Song Listen

By Shari Weiss


Miley Cyrus Sad Christmas Song Listen


Miley Cyrus premiered “My Sad Christmas Song” on Christmas Eve. Listen below!

The first hint that Cyrus would be dropping new music came just a few days ago when Wayne Coyne posted a snippet of her singing on Instagram. On Thursday afternoon, Cyrus shared her own 14-second teaser on Twitter, tweeting, “Coming soon! #mysadchristmassong #merryf*ckingchristmas.” The official release via Soundcloud came a few hours later.

The four-and-a-half minute track is aptly named. With a slow tempo and mournful melody, Cyrus sings, “This is my sad Christmas song/I’ve had it stuck in my head all day long/I wrote it on the car on my way home/because I knew I’d walk in the door and I’d be alone.” She goes on, “Why did I ever put up a f*cking tree/if there’s no one here gonna see/just how pretty she looks on Christmas Eve/cause there’s no one here next to me.”

Cyrus continues, “This is my sad Christmas song/I light another bong.” She then waxes poetic about Santa Claus, including whether he’d “appreciate a few beers,” and admits she’s on the “naughty list” because “when I get drunk I’m always showing my t*ts.” Cyrus even sings, “My little sister says I’m a Grinch/but my mom thinks I’m just a bitch.”

The track seems to be written to an ex-lover, and will no doubt provide gossip fodder. It comes a few months after Cyrus dropped her Miley Cyrus and the Dead Petz album for free, and nearly two weeks after the “BB Talk” video was released. Listen below, and tell us what you think.

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