Matt Damon Masturbates In Jimmy Kimmel The Martian Parody — WATCH VIDEO!

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Matt Damon Masturbates Jimmy Kimmel Video

By Shari Weiss


Matt Damon Masturbates Jimmy Kimmel Video


Matt Damon masturbates in his new movie, The Martian. Or at least he does in the Jimmy Kimmel parody version. Check out the video below!

As Gossip Cop reported, the first trailer for Damon’s highly-anticipated space film debuted earlier this week. The actor plays an astronaut who gets stranded on Mars after his teammates believe he is dead and return to Earth without him. The movie will showcase the crew’s attempts to rescue him, as well Damon’s desperate bid for survival.

In the “Jimmy Kimmel Live” spoof, the film is presented as a love story, where the object of Damon’s affection is his own penis. The voice-over says, “For astronaut Mark Watney, six was a crowd, life was on auto-pilot, and his love life was going nowhere fast — until he lined the walls with plastic and did some deep space exploration of his own, because sometimes the greatest love of all is under the zipper of your space suit. Matt Damon is The Mastronaut.”

Actual scenes of Damon from the real trailer are spliced together to support the new storyline, with some additional moans, groans, and grunts added in. Kimmel cracked about his enemy, “44 years he spent with himself researching that role.” Watch the funny video below!

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