Madonna To Marry Jesus? Bunk of Biblical Proportions
9:51 am, September 29th, 2009
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According to Hello! magazine, “Madonna and Jesus Reveal Wedding Plans to Pals.”
No problem with your vision – you read that right.
Celebrity biographer Randy Taraborrelli writes in the magazine that the 51-year-old singer and the 22-year-old model “may marry before the end of the year.”
Or, they may not.
Nevertheless, Taraborreli even quotes Madge as saying – via unnamed third parties – that “it’s definitely on the table.’”
So what kind of affair will these alleged nuptials be? According to the piece, Madonna “is said to want yet another lavish ceremony.” Really? And why is that? Well, Taraborrelli quotes yet another unnamed source saying, “She knows that’s what Jesus wants… She has a lot of wonderful memories of both of her weddings. She doesn’t want to slip off and do it quietly. She definitely wants a big and rather fantastic affair.”
How divine!
Gossip Cop is going to hold off sending a wedding gift. Madonna’s rep joked, “I’ll let you know where they’re registering,” but told Gossip Cop the story simply isn’t true.
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