Lindsay Lohan Wants to Marry Samantha Ronson for Reality Show, Says Magazine
“Lindsay Lohan has a shocking new plan for 2014, and it starts with winning back her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson!” declares the National Enquirer, which apparently did not resolve to improve its reporting about the actress after a disastrous 2013.
According to the tabloid, Lohan “has been bombarding the British DJ with texts, flowers and gifts in hopes of rekindling their romance — but it’s NOT because she’s been struck by Cupid’s arrow!” The Enquirer explains that the actress wants a Ronson reunion “because she thinks a lesbian wedding would make GREAT reality TV.”
Huh? Well, Lohan is in the process of making a docuseries for Oprah Winfrey’s OWN network, and the actress “believes marrying Sam on camera would drive up the show’s ratings — and beef up her bank account.”
She’s going to marry Ronson, whom she hasn’t dated in years, for a reality series that’s already happening? “A source says that if Lindsay’s deal with Oprah goes sour, and the series does not air — or episodes are cut — she’s certain she can make a bundle selling a separate wedding special to another network,” explains the Enquirer.
An alleged insider tells the tabloid, “Sam is incredibly flattered that Lindsay wants her back. And she’s certainly doing nothing to discourage her.” This is one of the most ridiculous things the Enquirer has ever published about Lohan… and that’s saying something.
Ronson and Lohan are not back together, let alone planning a reality show wedding. It’s “ludicrous,” a source close to the actress tells Gossip Cop.