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Lindsay Lohan Startled by “Bloody, Severed Human Hand” in Her Garbage?

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While Lindsay Lohan was recently emptying out the trash at the L.A. Morgue as part of her community service, “a bloody, severed human hand bounced out and hit the floor at her feet,” reports the National Enquirer.

According to the tab, an hysterical Lohan then “bolted from the room shrieking.”

But it was all part of an “elaborate practical joke” by her co-workers, reveals the mag, which says the other volunteers are “disgusted” with her snobby attitude and “lazy ways.”

One of the Enquirer‘s sources claims Lohan “speaks to no one unless she has to, and mopes through the work she’s assigned, like mopping floors, cleaning bathrooms and washing dirty sheets.”

That’s why “fed-up workers” bought the fake hand and hid it in a trash can, and then waiting for her to find it before they “exploded with laughter.”

Lohan, notes the Enquirer, was “furious” when she discovered it was all a prank.

Actually, the only thing phonier than the bloodied, severed hand that fell out of the trash is the magazine’s story itself.

It’s NOT true, Lohan tells Gossip Cop exclusively, adding that the Enquirer‘s entire article is “just ridiculous.”

As for the actress, she says her community service is coming along, and she’s doing “great.”

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  • Academyawardwinner

    She gave up her future as a possible academy award winning actress to become a slut. Machete cemented her future as a common B actress.

  • TruDat

    Lawsuit.

  • Sweet ASS

    As for the actress, she says her community service is coming along, and she’s doing “great.”
    SHE ONLY DID ONE SHIFT, That goes to show you, NEVER BELIEVE A LYING LOHAN!!!

    11 MORE TO GO LINDSAY, YOUR NEVER GONNA MAKE IT!!

  • iced cold mans that screamed

    it dont say who servered she a hand for she diner. this a joke. i heared of pig feet but never no peoples hand. for diner. she sicker than i were thinking she are.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Prymula/100002817349876 Michael Prymula

    You actually believe the Enquirer? Most of they’re stories are complete and utter bullshit! I’d believe O.J. Simpson, Casey Anthony and Robert Blake were all innocent before I would EVER believe a single one of they’re stories, pulling a practical joke like that would be highly unprofessional and frowned upon.

  • Danny

    LOL I immediately laughed after reading the title. Where do they come up with these stories?

  • guest

    How do you know she has only done one shift? Are you standing outside the morgue verifying it or are you one of the idiots that thinks if the tabloids don’t show a picture it didn’t happen?

  • Annie

    Jessica Alba, her costar in Machete is a B actress too. No shame in that.

    Seriously though, I wish her luck. Drug addiction is hard to overcome since so many end up dying.

  • TheDuggy

    lmao fucken stupid u dont wish a failure any luck shes is doomed

  • YES Virginia there is a SANTA

    Oh DEAR LORD AND SANTA,
    For xmas this year i been EXTRA good! SO would if kill you to just let this dumb spotted hoe die already?
    I promise i will leave cookies out!
    Thanks! -Tiny timmy

  • http://twitter.com/Nathiest Nathiest

    The Morgue workers practical joke will most likely get them rightfully fired. If true.

  • Anonymous

    Basically off topic……but does anyone else think that Lindsay Lohan is looking more like Anne Nicole Smith all the time???

  • Twikstik

    Everyone knows you are a Academy award loser…Stop hiding!

  • Twikstik

    The real problem is that Over 750,000 people die in the United States every year from prescription drugs, Even more than cigs, 400,000… alcohol another 750,000…illegal drugs, around 106,000…
    It make one wonder? It would be be nice if The Duggy could string 1 sentence together…

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