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Tab: Lindsay Lohan to Adopt Baby

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Lindsay Lohan is “moving forward” with adoption plans, claims the National Enquirer.

According to the tabloid, the actress decided to adopt “after learning junkie Amy Winehouse got thisclose to adopting a child from the Caribbean island of St. Lucia just before she died.”

Hold on a second.

As Gossip Cop reported exclusively, Winehouse did not have any plans to adopt.

In any case, the Enquirer‘s so-called “informed source” insists Lohan told friends “she loves kids and honestly feels being responsible for a baby would keep her on the straight and narrow forever.”

Despite her pals’ doubts, “headstrong” Lohan is supposedly “moving forward with adoption plans,” alleges this tab source.

Uh-huh.

Actually, it’s the Enquirer that’s being stubborn here, treating a totally fabricated story as though it’s real.

Lohan herself thought the report was a joke when Gossip Cop asked her about it, laughing it off and saying it’s totally untrue.

Just add this one to the Enquirer‘s long, long, long, long list of failed adoption stories.

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  • http://twitter.com/Nathiest Nathiest

    She said something like that a while back. Every female celeb wishes to adopt some day. African babies are so hot these days.

  • Holly

    My gosh, that is a scary thought. Lindsay Lowhands caring for a child?!?!?!? HA HA HA HA HA. Please just make her go away……

  • bmarron

    Her record with the law would not let her adopt right now anyway.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_4EKFUIYM3XYJ2EVVR2OVX7GNUQ Rumpelstiltskin

    If you need a father for the child i’m not busy, though i work nights so day are yours.

  • Tobieb

    Thats a funny statement…courts let children go live back in abusive families all the time…and everyone knows celebrities are better than us regular folk..so courts probably wouldn’t even care. As long as courts get paid…records don’t matter over money.

  • CONCERNED

    CHILDREN ARE BEING ABUSED EVERYDAY, AND THE CHILDREN’S PROTECTIVE SERVICES IS GOING TO ALLOW THIS DYSFUNTIONAL INDIVIDUAL TO HAVE POSESSION OF A CHILD..IF GOD WANTED HER TO BE A MOTHER HE WOULD HAVE MADE IT SO….THIS IS ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU PUKE

  • Brenda

    Leave it to the enquirer, this is so stupid it’s laughable. No way would this ever happen.

  • Lady E

    All I have to say is please stop with the jokes. Hell she cant even stay off drugs without the courts getting nvolved. What is she going to do when the baby starts crying give it alcohol n its bottle or put coke n its nose.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_WIHYKCGGCWEWIHASFDOM32MARU ElizabethS

    maybe it will be good for her will the law let her do it.

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