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Brad Pitt’s “Mystery Woman” Continues To Get Tabloid Hot and Bothered

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11:26 am, August 26th, 2011

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Lara Marsden is identified as the brunette “mystery woman” OK! magazine has been unsuccessfully linking to Brad Pitt for months, even though there’s never been any mystery about her role in his life.

She’s an assistant on the production of World War Z, which Pitt has been filming at various locations from Malta to London to Glasgow.

That’s it.

But OK! is deeply, deeply invested in the notion that Marsden has “caused so much turmoil in the world of two of Hollywood’s biggest sex symbols,” and can’t figure out “why Angelina Jolie is tolerating” her proximity to Pitt.

Here’s a hint: Angelina Jolie understands how movies work, and OK! magazine doesn’t.

The tabloid combs Marsden’s MySpace page for evidence that she’s “sexually provocative,” trying to portray her as a seductive vixen who poses a huge threat to Pitt and Jolie’s relationship.

But like a dog chasing its own tail, OK! winds up looking silly and desperate.

Brad Pitt is making a movie, and the movie has lots of staff. Some of those personnel are frequently photographed near him because they’re working together all day in front of hundreds of other people.

There’s nothing scandalous about any of this, and the only mystery is how OK! manages to remain so in the dark.

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  • Tabloid readers are dumb!!!!

    These tabloids are really getting quite desperate to come up with material. How anyone STILL believes this crap is a mystery to me. I guess the average tabloid reader is an idiot. And people wonder why Americans are “dumbed down.”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=3804508 Chanel GoonerGurl Trader

    I don’t know how Brad and Angelina can stand it. Every week there’s something new. It would drive me mad!!

  • Anonymous

    I think they can stand it because they ignore most of it. Notice not one word about this young woman has come from Brad or Angelina. They know it’s garbage and the best way to tolerate it is to ignore it.

  • VicioustabloidhaterzASUSUAL

    “in the dark?”. Is that what it’s called? I think it’s called: same ol’ bitter nasty angry women behind the scenes attacking Angelina Jolie and her loving man and family, as usual. It seems to me, there are plenty of couples that are currently on the rocks and probably headed for an imminent breakup, that ok rag could be focusing on…and yet time and time again, they choose to focus on the Jolie Pitt’s and create fiction. This is especially heinous, because in their eagerness to vindicate Jennifer Aniston by attacking Pitt, Jolie and their family, they’re ruining some other woman’s life who never signed up for this crap.

  • Modernmediasucks

    Excuse me, but Aniston gets just as vilified by the tabloids as Brad and Angelina. Stop making EVERYTHING about Aniston. This is such a tired excuse. Just move on with your life already.

  • Alesse

    The Brangeloonies from Just Jared have escaped their confines.
    Get back, get back. Get back to where you once belonged. Get back, Loonies. Go home.

  • cheer up Angie

    As the saying goes no smoke without fire… I was obssesed with Brangelina and their togetherness for 7 years,but just like Brad betrayed good wife Jennifer Aniston I can consume he can cheat on his baby’s mother Angelina. He’s a casanova what can you do… He’s crystal clearly flirting with the assistant. It’s wrecking his relationship with Angelina. Only time will tell but now I can feel what Ms. Aniston might have felt. I feel sorry for Angelina but I don’t think their relationship will last in situation like this. Feel sorry for the 6 kids though. I guess Brad will pay handsome money for child raising fees though and he can get away with his little whore.

  • urkarmic..halitosis

    Obviously Alesse, you’ve been smoking too much or your cholesterol level is too high.Too much eating and speaking crap. Karma sucks you know.

  • Brad’s fan NOT

    You do know that back when all the tabs were running their stories about Brad and Angie hooking up, Brad’s fans did not believe those stories either. LOOK AT HOW THAT WORKED OUT.

  • Brad’s fan NOT

    You do know that back when all the tabs were running their stories about Brad and Angie hooking up, Brad’s fans did not believe those stories either. LOOK AT HOW THAT WORKED OUT.

  • yougottobekidding

    Thruth hurts doesn’t it, urkarmicloon?

  • yougottobekidding

    Thruth hurts doesn’t it, urkarmicloon?

  • Anonymous

    This post is the biggest piece of crap yet. Makes no sense…..does it really seem like Angelina and Brad are ready to call it quits? This person must write for one of the tabloids to make up this story. But “cheer up Angie” this commentor will soon crawl back under his/her rock.

  • Mopattyjo

    I do not like Angelina. And, I’m feeling about the same about Brad. What he did to Jennifer is unforgiveable, but doesn’t that happen a lot in Hollywood? Seems that the guys are always jumping from one woman to another and the tabloids are just loving this, aren’t they? What a shame they can’t write about something good once in a while instead of all this crap. That’s why I don’t buy any tabloids….what I see on the internet is enough.

  • Tickhillbird

    it annoys me when the papers make out stuff like this. Lara mardsen is my friend and she is engaged to be married she would never go with brad pitt.
    all a big pack of lies !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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